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Some people eat it with raisins.
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Some people touch themselves and sniff their fingers.
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Your kindle buttons ever get sticky?
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I'm sorry.
You are obviously confusing me with the person your kids call Daddy. |
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Kenny???
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That's just sick.
Really, really sick. |
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He owes us child support.
The rent is due on our mobile home. |
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Send him a letter saying your kids are actually illegal Mongolian refugees, forced to flee their country due to mad yak disease.
Hippies love that crap. You'll be rolling in cash in no time. |
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I reckon we should all go for a Tuesday drive in montsnmags new car! We can tie ribbons on the antenna. Quick lets get some travelling cocktails ready!
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Can't.
Pshrynk made me designated driver. I'm a New Yorker. We're banned from driving anywhere else. And you Aussies drive on the wrong side of the road. |
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I'll drive, but be ready to switch seats fast if we come near a breatho!.
They had one round the corner from us a couple of nights last week, and to catch the dodgers, they put a back stop just up our road. They grabbed bloke on the way home because it looked like he was dodging the cops in front of the park. But alas being a non-drinker they did not score! Hey maybe bloke can drive? ![]() Ok I'm driving! Marc? Where's the car key? |
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Ok experiment over. Failed!
I STILL CAN'T FIND THE CAR KEY! ![]() Last edited by SneakySnake; 08-31-2010 at 02:03 AM. |
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Okay.
I trust you. You're drunk but cute. And it ain't my car. Here's the key. You forgot to check my pocket, silly! Last edited by recluse; 08-31-2010 at 02:15 AM. |
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![]() Everyone get in! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lets party! ![]() ![]() *giggle* mind the upholstery. Marc! That wasn't me what spilt that red ZCD on your seat. hic! |
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Yeah!
Geoff makes a great hood ornament! Go faster! I wanna see how long he can hold on! |
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