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Javed · 08-19-2010, 07:15 AM

No one believes seniors...everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money....fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ."

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

Sweetpea · 08-19-2010, 07:40 AM

Nice one!

Dylrob · 08-19-2010, 07:45 AM

Sweetpea · 08-19-2010, 07:55 AM

Too bad it's only for consoles.

happy_terd · 08-19-2010, 09:14 AM

http://www.addletters.com/ransom-note-generator.htm

lol

Dylrob · 08-21-2010, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Too bad it's only for consoles.

I believe it is being released on the PC too.

Dylrob · 08-22-2010, 01:21 AM

Sweetpea · 08-24-2010, 10:14 AM

Dylrob · 08-25-2010, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Boy, just wait until you discover the real conspiracy.

GeoffC · 08-25-2010, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Boy, just wait until you discover the real conspiracy.

We're all descended from apes ?

Javed · 08-25-2010, 08:44 AM

GeoffC · 08-25-2010, 08:46 AM

Dylrob · 08-25-2010, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

We're all descended from apes ?

No, this one is considerably more fowl.

happy_terd · 08-26-2010, 02:58 PM

Survivor Details Massacre of 72 Migrants by Drug Cartel in Mexico

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/08...tas-drug-gang/

astra · 08-26-2010, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

Survivor Details Massacre of 72 Migrants by Drug Cartel in Mexico

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/08...tas-drug-gang/

Sometimes it is difficult to believe that we live in this world. It sounds like Sci-fi.

08-19-2010, 07:15 AM	#4006
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	No one believes seniors No one believes seniors...everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally." On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money....fifty-thousand dollars. Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No." Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile." The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning." Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ." The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

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happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Survivor Details Massacre of 72 Migrants by Drug Cartel in Mexico http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/08...tas-drug-gang/