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Fbone · 10-26-2011, 04:00 PM

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

yvanleterrible · 10-26-2011, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyGuy

My very first attempt at authoring a book, and I am going to publish it right here on Mobile Read!

Understanding Men - A Woman’s Guide
by CyGuy

Men need sex, beer, and sports on TV. They need to remain under the illusion that they are in control. The end.

And a Guy needs a good ride too!

CyGuy · 10-26-2011, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

And a Guy needs a good ride too!

"sex" was already mentioned...

Fbone · 10-26-2011, 10:58 PM

I hate cooking so much, I don't even butter my bread.

wannabee · 10-27-2011, 12:30 AM

My wife is such a bad cook she thinks the smoke alarm is the timer.

Fbone · 10-27-2011, 03:31 PM

I have faith in fools, my friends call it self-confidence.

astra · 10-27-2011, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyGuy

Finally the reference book all men have waited for:

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

[/SPOILER]

Oh! That's just book 1. It's a 12 volume compendium. So far.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pilotbob

This is why you MUST switch hands every so often!

BOb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

I hate cooking so much, I don't even butter my bread.

I thought there is no one worse than I

badgoodDeb · 10-27-2011, 03:57 PM

Hey, I hate cooking so much, I don't even bake my chocolate chip cookies!

Oh wait. That's not the reason......

HomeInMyShoes · 10-27-2011, 04:02 PM

^Lol. That's pretty much the equivalent of my wondering why the recipe says makes two dozen, but I only get about a dozen cookies out of the oven.

MJK2111 · 10-28-2011, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyGuy

Warning: Most of us have heard of the dangers of too much masturbation. Here is some graphic proof:

Kindly define "too much"...

wannabee · 10-28-2011, 09:43 AM

Guys! You are confirming a stereotype on a thread that is frequented by super women and women tormentors.

That reminds me. I was supposed to buy the batteries. Bugger! I think I'm in strife.

Graham Coulson · 10-28-2011, 09:49 AM

The humour in this thread has dropped through the floor and I'm outta here !! BYE !

wannabee · 10-28-2011, 09:56 AM

For goodness sake Graham, don't ever watch the comedy channel if you think that's rough.

Lycoming · 10-28-2011, 10:03 AM

astra · 10-28-2011, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wannabee

For goodness sake Graham, don't ever watch the comedy channel if you think that's rough.

Could not agree more.

10-28-2011, 09:49 AM	#3987
Graham Coulson Magic mushroom tester Posts: 91 Karma: 1794762 Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Burgundy, France Device: iPad 2	Pathetic The humour in this thread has dropped through the floor and I'm outta here !! BYE !

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10-26-2011, 04:00 PM	#3976
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,296 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

10-26-2011, 10:58 PM	#3979
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,296 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I hate cooking so much, I don't even butter my bread.

10-27-2011, 12:30 AM	#3980
wannabee Media Bloke Posts: 2,382 Karma: 113956855 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: NSW - Australia Device: iOS	My wife is such a bad cook she thinks the smoke alarm is the timer.

10-27-2011, 03:31 PM	#3981
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,296 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I have faith in fools, my friends call it self-confidence.

10-27-2011, 03:57 PM	#3983
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,550 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Hey, I hate cooking so much, I don't even bake my chocolate chip cookies! Oh wait. That's not the reason......

10-27-2011, 04:02 PM	#3984
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	^Lol. That's pretty much the equivalent of my wondering why the recipe says makes two dozen, but I only get about a dozen cookies out of the oven.

10-28-2011, 09:43 AM	#3986
wannabee Media Bloke Posts: 2,382 Karma: 113956855 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: NSW - Australia Device: iOS	Guys! You are confirming a stereotype on a thread that is frequented by super women and women tormentors. That reminds me. I was supposed to buy the batteries. Bugger! I think I'm in strife.

10-28-2011, 09:56 AM	#3988
wannabee Media Bloke Posts: 2,382 Karma: 113956855 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: NSW - Australia Device: iOS	For goodness sake Graham, don't ever watch the comedy channel if you think that's rough.

10-28-2011, 10:03 AM	#3989
Lycoming Capt Chaos II Posts: 483 Karma: 33043007 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cornwall, UK Device: iPad2