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montsnmags · 07-30-2010, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Great, but before we start putting biology on Mars, we'd better first make sure a biological ecosystem doesn't exist there already, or we could possibly contaminate any future discoveries of life there.

...and also make sure that the robot might better serve society as a roomba that can walk up stairs.

Cheers,
Marc (Vacuuming sucks)

recluse · 07-30-2010, 11:11 PM

One small step for man.
One giant leap for lazy housekeepers.

montsnmags · 07-30-2010, 11:22 PM

As the phrase goes, you say "lazy" like it's a bad thing.

recluse · 07-30-2010, 11:46 PM

Bad thing?
Perish the thought!

I just worry that if the only exercise you get is pulling on your own pants, your adorable little heart will give out lifting the TV remote.
You know how I worry.

Jon

montsnmags · 07-30-2010, 11:56 PM

Don't worry, I never pull on my pants. The curtains always need airing down in googly-bits town.

recluse · 07-31-2010, 02:27 AM

I feel so much better knowing that the curtains in googly-bits town are getting a proper, regular airing.

An occasional light vacuuming, with the proper attachment, probably wouldn't hurt either.

A little sunshine is always nice, too.

Before we wander too far astray, you do know they now make some lovely upright vacuums that are perfect for stairs and weigh less than 10 lbs? I got one for my Mom. She swears by it.

Jon

Javed · 07-31-2010, 07:40 AM

Outer space is the closest physical approximation of a perfect vacuum.

kennyc · 07-31-2010, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Javed

Outer space is the closest physical approximation of a perfect vacuum.

happy_terd · 07-31-2010, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Before we wander too far astray, you do know they now make some lovely upright vacuums that are perfect for stairs and weigh less than 10 lbs? I got one for my Mom. She swears by it.

My wife went through a few different vacuums.
My favorite vacuum of all time has got to be my shop vac. It can suck up water, nails. kitty litter box, small children, etc.

recluse · 07-31-2010, 10:49 AM

My mom still has a 30 year old cannister vacuum. Electrolux. It's indestructable. Just too heavy for a 75 year old to be lugging up and down stairs.

WT Sharpe · 07-31-2010, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

...and also make sure that the robot might better serve society as a roomba that can walk up stairs.

Cheers,
Marc (Vacuuming sucks)

I think it could be a great first step at terraforming the Red Planet.

happy_terd · 07-31-2010, 06:51 PM

recluse · 07-31-2010, 08:16 PM

Blasphemy!

Everyone knows how Life started on this planet!
Millions of years ago, aliens, most likely from Uranus, landed here. For reasons unknown, they "smacked their schmengies" into a puddle and left. And then there was Life!
That's why aliens abduct people and probe around in their rectums now and then. One of the original aliens apparently dropped his iPad.

montsnmags · 07-31-2010, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Blasphemy!

Everyone knows how Life started on this planet!
Millions of years ago, aliens, most likely from Uranus, landed here. For reasons unknown, they "smacked their schmengies" into a puddle and left. And then there was Life!
That's why aliens abduct people and probe around in their rectums now and then. One of the original aliens apparently dropped his iPad.

That story is ridiculously absurd. Have you seen the size of an iPad? Surely it was an iPod Nano or Shuffle.

Dylrob · 07-31-2010, 10:56 PM

What created god?

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07-30-2010, 11:11 PM	#3902
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	One small step for man. One giant leap for lazy housekeepers.

07-30-2010, 11:22 PM	#3903
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	As the phrase goes, you say "lazy" like it's a bad thing.

07-30-2010, 11:46 PM	#3904
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Bad thing? Perish the thought! I just worry that if the only exercise you get is pulling on your own pants, your adorable little heart will give out lifting the TV remote. You know how I worry. Jon

07-30-2010, 11:56 PM	#3905
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Don't worry, I never pull on my pants. The curtains always need airing down in googly-bits town.

07-31-2010, 02:27 AM	#3906
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I feel so much better knowing that the curtains in googly-bits town are getting a proper, regular airing. An occasional light vacuuming, with the proper attachment, probably wouldn't hurt either. A little sunshine is always nice, too. Before we wander too far astray, you do know they now make some lovely upright vacuums that are perfect for stairs and weigh less than 10 lbs? I got one for my Mom. She swears by it. Jon

07-31-2010, 07:40 AM	#3907
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	Outer space is the closest physical approximation of a perfect vacuum.

07-31-2010, 10:49 AM	#3910
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	My mom still has a 30 year old cannister vacuum. Electrolux. It's indestructable. Just too heavy for a 75 year old to be lugging up and down stairs.

07-31-2010, 06:51 PM	#3912
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420

07-31-2010, 08:16 PM	#3913
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Blasphemy! Everyone knows how Life started on this planet! Millions of years ago, aliens, most likely from Uranus, landed here. For reasons unknown, they "smacked their schmengies" into a puddle and left. And then there was Life! That's why aliens abduct people and probe around in their rectums now and then. One of the original aliens apparently dropped his iPad.

07-31-2010, 10:56 PM	#3915
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	What created god?