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Old 10-19-2011, 06:56 AM   #3886
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Old 10-19-2011, 08:10 AM   #3887
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A blonde walks into a library.
"PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs.
"Sir, this is a library," the librarian says.
"Oh, sorry," he whispers. "Please can I have a cheeseburger?"


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Old 10-19-2011, 08:18 AM   #3888
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A blonde walks into a library.
"PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs.
"Sir, this is a library," the librarian says.
"Oh, sorry," he whispers. "Please can I have a cheeseburger?"
Lol! A MALE blond joke!
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Old 10-19-2011, 09:44 AM   #3889
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A blonde walks into a library.
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"Sir, this is a library," the librarian says.
"Oh, sorry," he whispers. "Please can I have a cheeseburger?"


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Old 10-19-2011, 11:05 AM   #3890
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Old 10-19-2011, 02:20 PM   #3891
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Oh! So then "no, it is not true". Then "this sentence is false" is false?
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Uhhh ,,, no.

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Giggle --- that's ok, I was just testing you. "That question cannot be answered" is still an answer. Sorta. "I don't know" is also an answer, though not for that question.

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Old 10-19-2011, 05:27 PM   #3892
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Old 10-19-2011, 09:44 PM   #3893
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Old 10-20-2011, 05:27 AM   #3894
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Old 10-20-2011, 09:06 AM   #3895
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Old 10-20-2011, 09:31 AM   #3896
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Old Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice
anything different about me?"

Bessie looks again, "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam.
Shoulda bought a hat."
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Old 10-20-2011, 03:31 PM   #3897
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Old 10-20-2011, 03:39 PM   #3898
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Old 10-20-2011, 04:04 PM   #3899
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Old 10-20-2011, 05:10 PM   #3900
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