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Media Bloke
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: NSW - Australia
Device: iOS
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Opsimath
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand
Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy
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A blonde walks into a library.
"PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers. "Please can I have a cheeseburger?" Stitchawl |
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#3888 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 78910202
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Toronto
Device: Libra H2O, Libra Colour
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Banned
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Karma: 1028477047
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Nueva Andalucía
Device: Sony PRS 650
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Are We in Russia?
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whimsical
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Karma: 88193939
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: in darkness
Device: current: PPW 4. brick: K3 & Voyage.
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Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 64462893
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Harrisburg outskirts
Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1
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#3892 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Karma: 101697116
Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
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I drank a whole bottle of bug repellent by mistake the other day... Now my fly won't close.
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#3893 |
ereader apprentice guru
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Karma: 300000
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: the Great Midwest
Device: Kindle 3, Sony PRS-T1, Sony 300 (so far)
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Irony is the opposite of wrinkly.
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#3894 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
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I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there are decimal points involved.
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Publishers are evil!
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Karma: 36205264
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Rhode Island
Device: Various Kindles
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Divorce Barbi is the new Barbi that's all the rage for this holiday season -- she comes with half of Ken's stuff.
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#3896 |
Capt Chaos II
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Cornwall, UK
Device: iPad2
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Old Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks again, "Nope." Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?" Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat." |
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Capt Chaos II
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Karma: 33043007
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Cornwall, UK
Device: iPad2
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All men are seduced into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs.
The great problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves. But the maniac stays on. |
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#3898 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 64462893
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Harrisburg outskirts
Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1
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All women are seduced into believing they are marrying considerate princes.
After a few years, the consid and the prince leave. But the rat stays on. |
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Magic mushroom tester
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Burgundy, France
Device: iPad 2
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#3900 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Device: Nook Glowlight Plus
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I feel like the whole world is a car wash and I'm riding a bike.
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