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What did the drunk call Becks and Posh when they sasheyed out of the night club and bumped into him ?
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Grand Sorcerer
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What's going on? Bill Murray to himself in Groundhog Day
Fill it up |
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Just to see how broad minded we all are here, lets try
"What did the fishmonger's daughter say?" Brimstone |
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Hell has no fury like a fishmongers daughter mocked, so what did she throw over TGS ?
crabs |
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Bah, humbug!
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What sounds better on your dinner plate than in your underwear?
The Real Fake Book |
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Sorry you beat me
invalid entry Why he is always scratching himself down there? sunny side up |
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A good band leader will call this
short and sweet |
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the first bite of this season's cherry ?
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Where, at my age, am I more likely to find my thrill?
Stardrops |
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You KNOW that you are going to have a bad day when the sun above you does what?
phantom limb dance |
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How can you dance a polka without a partner?
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Why did Inspector Clouseau revisit the scene of the crime?
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What would be the ideal job for Count Dracula?
Poppadoms |
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What else will you like if you like papads?
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Did you read about the newly discovered, unreleased Captain Beefheart album?
A large quantity of sand. |
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