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Catire · 07-26-2009, 08:57 PM

Dont know how to link to youtube

Jaime_Astorga · 07-28-2009, 12:27 AM

What's the difference between an English major and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Verencat · 07-28-2009, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaime_Astorga

What's the difference between an English major and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Switch English to Sociology and you'll get why I changed career paths!

yvanleterrible · 07-28-2009, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaime_Astorga

What's the difference between an English major and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Apply that to a cabinet maker and what you feed'em is wood chips.

RWood · 07-28-2009, 09:19 AM

I may bend a bit; but, I don't chip.

montsnmags · 07-28-2009, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWood

I may bend a bit; but, I don't chip.

A reed bends in the wind, but a Mercedes Benz is nicer.

Nate the great · 07-28-2009, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

A reed bends in the wind, but a Mercedes Benz is nicer.

I know a social climber who rose so fast she got the Benz.

Verencat · 07-31-2009, 10:24 PM

I just saw this on Facebook, I have no idea of where it came from originally, but it's too funny not to post here:

vivaldirules · 08-01-2009, 08:28 AM

But I have all those symptoms when I don't drink beer, too.

columbus · 08-01-2009, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verencat;

I just saw this on Facebook, I have no idea of where it came from originally, but it's too funny not to post here:

Brilliant

columbus · 08-01-2009, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules;

But I have all those symptoms when I don't drink beer, too.

Wonder why?

yvanleterrible · 08-01-2009, 10:27 AM

:straightensdress: Not true, rubbish, never heard such ridiculous assumptions...:stompshighheelonthefloor:

columbus · 08-01-2009, 10:37 AM

Please change the nationalities as you wish to avoid offence!

The Glasgow to london train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, Spanish woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The Spanish woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!"

A Scottish gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

Verencat · 08-01-2009, 10:39 AM

columbus · 08-06-2009, 09:03 AM

I was in the pub (bar) yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to pass wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me... then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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07-26-2009, 08:57 PM	#376
Catire Lord of the Universe Posts: 670 Karma: 737849 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Maturin , Venezuela Device: Sony Reader PRS-505 / PSP	Dont know how to link to youtube

07-28-2009, 12:27 AM	#377
Jaime_Astorga Member Retired Posts: 274 Karma: 4446 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Florida Device: PRS-350-SC: Sony Reader Pocket Edition	What's the difference between an English major and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

07-28-2009, 09:19 AM	#380
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	I may bend a bit; but, I don't chip.

07-31-2009, 10:24 PM	#383
Verencat Wizard Posts: 2,615 Karma: 96491 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal, Qc Device: xxx	I just saw this on Facebook, I have no idea of where it came from originally, but it's too funny not to post here:

08-01-2009, 08:28 AM	#384
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	But I have all those symptoms when I don't drink beer, too.

08-01-2009, 10:27 AM	#387
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	:straightensdress: Not true, rubbish, never heard such ridiculous assumptions...:stompshighheelonthefloor:

08-01-2009, 10:37 AM	#388
columbus Wizard Posts: 999 Karma: 5487540 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In my own imagination. Device: Sony Prs 650, 505	Please change the nationalities as you wish to avoid offence! The Glasgow to london train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, Spanish woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The Spanish woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!" A Scottish gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

08-01-2009, 10:39 AM	#389
Verencat Wizard Posts: 2,615 Karma: 96491 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal, Qc Device: xxx

08-06-2009, 09:03 AM	#390
columbus Wizard Posts: 999 Karma: 5487540 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In my own imagination. Device: Sony Prs 650, 505	I was in the pub (bar) yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to pass wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me... then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.