Harv and Vera's Mexico Vacation - Page 25

Patricia · 05-07-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Stop off in London, I'll join you!

Just send the socks and the squid to fetch him back. He's going to Mexico...

zelda_pinwheel · 05-07-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Stop off in London, I'll join you!

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Originally Posted by Patricia

Just send the socks and the squid to fetch him back. He's going to Mexico...

you hear that pshrynk ? you've got me, am, the socks AND THE SQUID to reckon with ! i hope you're writing at this very moment !!

ShortNCuddlyAm · 05-07-2009, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Patricia

Just send the socks and the squid to fetch him back. He's going to Mexico...

But I've been drawing faces on my face mask in preparation!

pshrynk · 05-07-2009, 05:05 PM

He was certain that this was the time. all the indications were right. But there was the factor of the place. Ah... the place. That was always the trouble with being a pandimensional being. Places soon lost their unique flavor.

LazyScot · 05-07-2009, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

you hear that pshrynk ? you've got me, am, the socks AND THE SQUID to reckon with ! i hope you're writing at this very moment !!

How badly do you want the next installment? You could try bribery. Perhaps even offer to update your profile.....

zelda_pinwheel · 05-07-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

He was certain that this was the time. all the indications were right. But there was the factor of the place. Ah... the place. That was always the trouble with being a pandimensional being. Places soon lost their unique flavor.

heheheh, i know who's about to appear...

(come on pshrynkie-poo, you can do it !! moar saga !!! MUST HAZ MOAR SAGA !!!!!!)

pshrynk · 05-07-2009, 05:17 PM

The Taxi boss was pissed. Not only had the headquarters been blown up, but the cost of replaing the taxi had been exhorbitant. Now, there was the matter of the fare she'd just picked up. A largish ape who looked as if he'd just popped out of a jungle somewhere. She was pretty certain that there wasn't going to be any payment involved, either. But he was going where she wanted to be, anyway. Yes, it was going to be a long day, but someone had to drive the route.

The new taxi skewed around a corner and barreled down the main thoroughfare. Lesser cars tried desperately to avoid vbeing crushed as it drove by. In the back, the ape had lit up a cigarette and was drinking tequila.

The warehouse was right in front of them. pushing the throttle to the floor, they rammed straight through the wall. Fark the doors! What good was firepower if you weren't willing to use it!

The wall had apparently collapsed on top of a bunch of Germans in trenchcoats. The Taxi Boss popped the hatch and stuck her head up. The barrel of the tank was pointing directly at Frau Miyatake's head.

"Care to see who's building gets blown up, now, bitch?" The germans all raised their hands.

Adrian jumped out of the tank and landed on the head of von Schlepwig, who had pulled a gun and was aiming it at the Taxi Boss' head.

"Yar! Get it off! Get it off!" he screamed.

pshrynk · 05-07-2009, 05:25 PM

I hope you people are appreciating that I'm trying to get this done in the middle of the EMR launch and getting ready to go on vacation...

zelda_pinwheel · 05-07-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

I hope you people are appreciating that I'm trying to get this done in the middle of the EMR launch and getting ready to go on vacation...

SOOOOOO appreciating !!!!! i'm on the edge of my chair !!!!!

LazyScot · 05-07-2009, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

I hope you people are appreciating that I'm trying to get this done in the middle of the EMR launch and getting ready to go on vacation...

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0 <Pshrynk presses red button>

Right. That's EMR launched (as near as I can tell, straight at SHUM headquarters). Can you get back to writing?

zelda_pinwheel · 05-07-2009, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by LazyScot

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0 <Pshrynk presses red button>

Right. That's EMR launched (as near as I can tell, straight at SHUM headquarters). Can you get back to writing?

it's a good thing lazyscot is here to help out. i really don't know what we would do without him.

pshrynk · 05-07-2009, 05:35 PM

Harv reached down and pulled out his knife from it's sheath. With snake-like speed, he sliced the ropesaround his leg and rolled off the mill stone. The stone kept on grinding away, over the chalk outline he noticed in place where he had been tied down. Nazis were nothing if not precise.

Vera pulled back and walloped Frau Miyatake on the chin. Looking up at the Taxi Boss, she said, "Getting a new cab?"

"Well, it did come in handy for knocking down the walls. Nazis understand power more than politics."

The blue frog leapt from the floor up to von Schleswig's face. The hallucinatory toxins dribbled into one of the many abrasions from Adrian's assault, working their magic.

"YAR! The llamas! The llamas are trying to kill me!" he started to scream, then collapsed.

psockpuppet · 05-07-2009, 05:38 PM

Lefty rolled up to the limp, very flat body of Hugo.

"Hugo? Hugo? Can you hear me?"

He reached over and tried to straighten out the safety pin, which was mangled beyond repair.

"Oh, god, Hugo... You're not... unraveled are you?"

"HUGO!"

zelda_pinwheel · 05-07-2009, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by psockpuppet

Lefty rolled up to the limp, very flat body of Hugo.

"Hugo? Hugo? Can you hear me?"

He reached over and tried to straighten out the safety pin, which was mangled beyond repair.

"Oh, god, Hugo... You're not... unraveled are you?"

"HUGO!"

hugo !!! speak to us !!!! HUGO !!!!!!!!

psockpuppet · 05-07-2009, 05:43 PM

"Yeah, Lefty?" Hugo mumbled indistictly.

"HUGO!"

"Don't yell! This must be what it's like to have a hangover."

"Hugo! I thought you were dead!"

"I really liked that safety pin... Not dead, just pressed. Can't say that I recommend it as a daily experience."

"What now?"

"We go to the premier and wait around for our residuals check, just like always."

"I don't think that being dragged through the mill stone was inthe original script, Hugo."

"You know me, Lefty. I like to improvise most of my lines. Drives the directors nuts."

"Can we go pick up my postcards and go home? I miss the sock drawer."

"No problem, Lefty."

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05-07-2009, 05:05 PM	#364
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	He was certain that this was the time. all the indications were right. But there was the factor of the place. Ah... the place. That was always the trouble with being a pandimensional being. Places soon lost their unique flavor.

05-07-2009, 05:17 PM	#367
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	The Taxi boss was pissed. Not only had the headquarters been blown up, but the cost of replaing the taxi had been exhorbitant. Now, there was the matter of the fare she'd just picked up. A largish ape who looked as if he'd just popped out of a jungle somewhere. She was pretty certain that there wasn't going to be any payment involved, either. But he was going where she wanted to be, anyway. Yes, it was going to be a long day, but someone had to drive the route. The new taxi skewed around a corner and barreled down the main thoroughfare. Lesser cars tried desperately to avoid vbeing crushed as it drove by. In the back, the ape had lit up a cigarette and was drinking tequila. The warehouse was right in front of them. pushing the throttle to the floor, they rammed straight through the wall. Fark the doors! What good was firepower if you weren't willing to use it! The wall had apparently collapsed on top of a bunch of Germans in trenchcoats. The Taxi Boss popped the hatch and stuck her head up. The barrel of the tank was pointing directly at Frau Miyatake's head. "Care to see who's building gets blown up, now, bitch?" The germans all raised their hands. Adrian jumped out of the tank and landed on the head of von Schlepwig, who had pulled a gun and was aiming it at the Taxi Boss' head. "Yar! Get it off! Get it off!" he screamed.

05-07-2009, 05:25 PM	#368
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I hope you people are appreciating that I'm trying to get this done in the middle of the EMR launch and getting ready to go on vacation...

05-07-2009, 05:35 PM	#372
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Harv reached down and pulled out his knife from it's sheath. With snake-like speed, he sliced the ropesaround his leg and rolled off the mill stone. The stone kept on grinding away, over the chalk outline he noticed in place where he had been tied down. Nazis were nothing if not precise. Vera pulled back and walloped Frau Miyatake on the chin. Looking up at the Taxi Boss, she said, "Getting a new cab?" "Well, it did come in handy for knocking down the walls. Nazis understand power more than politics." The blue frog leapt from the floor up to von Schleswig's face. The hallucinatory toxins dribbled into one of the many abrasions from Adrian's assault, working their magic. "YAR! The llamas! The llamas are trying to kill me!" he started to scream, then collapsed.

05-07-2009, 05:38 PM	#373
psockpuppet Lefty, Hugo, and me! Posts: 104 Karma: 29030 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Guttenberg Bible	Lefty rolled up to the limp, very flat body of Hugo. "Hugo? Hugo? Can you hear me?" He reached over and tried to straighten out the safety pin, which was mangled beyond repair. "Oh, god, Hugo... You're not... unraveled are you?" "HUGO!"

05-07-2009, 05:43 PM	#375
psockpuppet Lefty, Hugo, and me! Posts: 104 Karma: 29030 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Guttenberg Bible	"Yeah, Lefty?" Hugo mumbled indistictly. "HUGO!" "Don't yell! This must be what it's like to have a hangover." "Hugo! I thought you were dead!" "I really liked that safety pin... Not dead, just pressed. Can't say that I recommend it as a daily experience." "What now?" "We go to the premier and wait around for our residuals check, just like always." "I don't think that being dragged through the mill stone was inthe original script, Hugo." "You know me, Lefty. I like to improvise most of my lines. Drives the directors nuts." "Can we go pick up my postcards and go home? I miss the sock drawer." "No problem, Lefty."

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