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Old 04-06-2024, 01:48 PM   #361
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The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!”
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Old 04-07-2024, 02:26 AM   #363
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It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad.
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Old 04-07-2024, 02:32 AM   #364
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Old 04-07-2024, 01:49 PM   #365
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Old 04-07-2024, 03:10 PM   #366
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Old 04-07-2024, 04:04 PM   #367
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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
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Old 04-07-2024, 04:18 PM   #369
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Bacon and eggs walk into a restaurant. The host says, "We don't serve breakfast here."
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Old 04-07-2024, 04:45 PM   #371
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A horse goes into a restaurant. The host says, "Hey!" The horse replies, "You read my mind."
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Old 04-07-2024, 04:52 PM   #373
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Old 04-07-2024, 04:54 PM   #374
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Did you hear about the emotional wedding? Even the cake was in tiers.
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Old 04-07-2024, 05:03 PM   #375
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It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

(i thought tiers was pronounced just like 'tie')
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