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WT Sharpe · 09-19-2011, 05:01 PM

I love those Jack B. Quick stories. I seem to be in the minority, however. The character doesn't seem to have a great following.

WT Sharpe · 09-19-2011, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

^Because we can never have enough knowledge: APS Physics Letters. It seems like 1993 and Frazze is the winner, but I could be wrong....

Maybe that's why Moore rarely appears in public: He's afraid someone will sue him for plagiarism!

badgoodDeb · 09-19-2011, 05:07 PM

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/M...t-Toast_Device
mentions 1977 and Oscar Wilde

HomeInMyShoes · 09-19-2011, 05:11 PM

^Cool. This is totally a quest now.

WT Sharpe · 09-19-2011, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/M...t-Toast_Device
mentions 1977 and Oscar Wilde

Now this is science! Anything written in a 'cyclopedia is true!

Heeeeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty!

badgoodDeb · 09-19-2011, 05:14 PM

Side note to quest: here is an experiment in toast buttering and dropping. Giggle!!
http://cockeyed.com/science/toast/toast1.html

pilotbob · 09-19-2011, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

I love those Jack B. Quick stories. I seem to be in the minority, however. The character doesn't seem to have a great following.

I really prefer the Jack B. Nimble stuff myself.

BOb

WT Sharpe · 09-19-2011, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Side note to quest: here is an experiment in toast buttering and dropping. Giggle!!
http://cockeyed.com/science/toast/toast1.html

Those folks have waaaaay too much time on their hands. I wonder if they sought a grant for that research?

WT Sharpe · 09-19-2011, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pilotbob

I really prefer the Jack B. Nimble stuff myself.

BOb

Jack B. Quick would have used that candle as rocket propellant!

badgoodDeb · 09-19-2011, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Those folks have waaaaay too much time on their hands. I wonder if they sought a grant for that research?

If you look around a bit on their site, they also measured the length of ramen in a ramen noodle pack. Tee-hee!

Fbone · 09-19-2011, 10:49 PM

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

phenomshel · 09-20-2011, 01:54 AM

This may be a repeat, but if it is, it's so far buried I couldn't find it, and probably no one wlll remember it.

A skeleton walks into a bar. Says, "Give me a beer...and a mop!"

Ben Thornton · 09-20-2011, 02:59 AM

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The barman says "why the long face?"

MJK2111 · 09-20-2011, 11:46 AM

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Hey you, get outta here! We don't want your type in here."

A jumper-cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

Lycoming · 09-20-2011, 03:22 PM

A husband dials 9-1-1 and states, "I think my wife is dead!"
The 9-1-1 operator inquires with urgency, "Okay sir, stay calm. What makes you think so?"
The husband responds, "Well the sex is the same... but the laundry is piling up!"

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09-19-2011, 05:01 PM	#3646
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	I love those Jack B. Quick stories. I seem to be in the minority, however. The character doesn't seem to have a great following.

09-19-2011, 05:07 PM	#3648
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,551 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/M...t-Toast_Device mentions 1977 and Oscar Wilde

09-19-2011, 05:11 PM	#3649
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	^Cool. This is totally a quest now.

09-19-2011, 05:14 PM	#3651
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,551 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Side note to quest: here is an experiment in toast buttering and dropping. Giggle!! http://cockeyed.com/science/toast/toast1.html

09-19-2011, 10:49 PM	#3656
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,296 Karma: 101697116 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

09-20-2011, 01:54 AM	#3657
phenomshel ZCD BombShel Posts: 4,793 Karma: 8293322 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Frozen North (aka Illinois, USA) Device: iPad, STB Kindle Oasis	This may be a repeat, but if it is, it's so far buried I couldn't find it, and probably no one wlll remember it. A skeleton walks into a bar. Says, "Give me a beer...and a mop!"

09-20-2011, 02:59 AM	#3658
Ben Thornton Guru Posts: 900 Karma: 779635 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: UK Device: Kindle 3, iPad 2 (but not for e-books)	Celine Dion walks into a bar. The barman says "why the long face?"

09-20-2011, 11:46 AM	#3659
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Hey you, get outta here! We don't want your type in here." A jumper-cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A baby seal walks into a club. A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

09-20-2011, 03:22 PM	#3660
Lycoming Capt Chaos II Posts: 483 Karma: 33043007 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cornwall, UK Device: iPad2	A husband dials 9-1-1 and states, "I think my wife is dead!" The 9-1-1 operator inquires with urgency, "Okay sir, stay calm. What makes you think so?" The husband responds, "Well the sex is the same... but the laundry is piling up!"