Silliness Is chicken soup an abomination? - Page 24

poohbear_nc · 09-16-2010, 08:30 PM

Oohh - almonds? I'll have mine with a beer. Errr... hold the chicken!

kennyc · 09-16-2010, 10:21 PM

Hey! Check it out:

http://www.google.com/images?q=roast...w=1202&bih=740

kennyc · 09-16-2010, 10:23 PM

Poll is closed.

recluse · 09-16-2010, 10:34 PM

Don't feel bad, kenny!

You can still have your very own chicken choke/poultry pull in the privacy of your own home!

AprilHare · 09-16-2010, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Hey! Check it out:

http://www.google.com/images?q=roast...w=1202&bih=740

My poor brothers in wing!

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Poll is closed.

I suppose the poll fairy *could* come along and open it again...

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Don't feel bad, kenny!

You can still have your very own chicken choke/poultry pull in the privacy of your own home!

No you can't eat me! I'm too young to be roasted!

SameOldStory · 09-16-2010, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Oohh - almonds? I'll have mine with a beer. Errr... hold the chicken!

If I can get you, that's what I'll do. Hold that chicken. And give you a nice neck rub.

Kenny, you're scaring the chickens, stop it! Makes them harder to catch around dinner time.

April H, Poohbear is a little chicken about coming to my house this Saturday. So I was hoping that you could bring him with you.

It's going to be a fun time for all. I'll have;

cornbread

corn pudding

corn dogs

candy corn for desert

And even some corn liquor

Got your mouth watering now, don't I.

recluse · 09-17-2010, 12:34 AM

Careful, Pooh!

If you follow SameOldStory's theme to it's logical conclusion, you're gonna wind up cornholed!

SameOldStory · 09-17-2010, 01:16 AM

Ignore the man, Poohbear. He's not your friend like I am.

Has he ever invited you for dinner? No.

I bet he doesn't even know how to make a good corn dinner.

Mmmm, corn.

poohbear_nc · 09-17-2010, 09:29 AM

Ooohhhh .... all that corn .... but I STILL don't have a date, or something to wear ... I'm SO embarrassed! I don't even know the correct choice for a wine to go with all that corn!

Maybe it's the hair! I need a new "look" to attract the chicks!
Hmmmm..... this jar says "Sculpting Gel Maximum Hold (Don't Smoke While Using This Product) ... worth a try!

SameOldStory · 09-17-2010, 10:00 AM

Corn liquor goes with corn! Not wine. You sure do need some help. And I'm the omnivore friend to help you.

First, lets get rid of those training pants. How about something with a racing stripe down the back?

Well, that's close. Hmmmm.

How about something a little more "You"?

I may have to think on this for a while. Just what does the well dressed little chicken wear to a party?

And I am working on a date for you.

Spoiler:

SameOldStory · 09-17-2010, 10:03 AM

OOPS, I stuttered.

poohbear_nc · 09-17-2010, 10:15 AM

I'll just stick with my tidy-whities, thank you.
[Although the blushing Pooh model was quite attractive!]

As for my date, seeing what she did to that poor chicken, I think I might just come "stag".

[What's a good mixer for corn licker?]

SameOldStory · 09-17-2010, 10:29 AM

I prefer Kool-Aid. Been using that with corn liquor since I was 8.

Are you sure about the one with the racing stripe? You can have some of mine. Might have to be taken in a bit though.

Unless you think you could grow in to them.

poohbear_nc · 09-17-2010, 10:45 AM

You know ... you've gone to SO much trouble for me & AprilHare, well, I'm just too embarrassed to take advantage of it. So we better just thank you nicely and take a "rain check" on your overwhelmingly generous offers of dinner and "entertainment."

AprilHare · 09-17-2010, 11:02 AM

Same here. All that corn would just get me all plump and juicier!

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09-17-2010, 10:00 AM	#355
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Corn liquor goes with corn! Not wine. You sure do need some help. And I'm the omnivore friend to help you. First, lets get rid of those training pants. How about something with a racing stripe down the back? Well, that's close. Hmmmm. How about something a little more "You"? I may have to think on this for a while. Just what does the well dressed little chicken wear to a party? And I am working on a date for you. Spoiler: Last edited by SameOldStory; 09-17-2010 at 04:37 PM.

09-17-2010, 10:03 AM	#356
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	OOPS, I stuttered. Last edited by SameOldStory; 09-17-2010 at 10:23 AM.

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09-16-2010, 08:30 PM	#346
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,520 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Oohh - almonds? I'll have mine with a beer. Errr... hold the chicken!

09-16-2010, 10:21 PM	#347
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,930 Karma: 119747553 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2 & PW, Onyx Boox Go6	Hey! Check it out: http://www.google.com/images?q=roast...w=1202&bih=740

09-16-2010, 10:23 PM	#348
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,930 Karma: 119747553 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2 & PW, Onyx Boox Go6	Poll is closed.

09-16-2010, 10:34 PM	#349
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Don't feel bad, kenny! You can still have your very own chicken choke/poultry pull in the privacy of your own home!

09-17-2010, 12:34 AM	#352
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Careful, Pooh! If you follow SameOldStory's theme to it's logical conclusion, you're gonna wind up cornholed!

09-17-2010, 01:16 AM	#353
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Ignore the man, Poohbear. He's not your friend like I am. Has he ever invited you for dinner? No. I bet he doesn't even know how to make a good corn dinner. Mmmm, corn.

09-17-2010, 09:29 AM	#354
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,520 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Ooohhhh .... all that corn .... but I STILL don't have a date, or something to wear ... I'm SO embarrassed! I don't even know the correct choice for a wine to go with all that corn! Maybe it's the hair! I need a new "look" to attract the chicks! Hmmmm..... this jar says "Sculpting Gel Maximum Hold (Don't Smoke While Using This Product) ... worth a try!

09-17-2010, 10:15 AM	#357
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,520 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I'll just stick with my tidy-whities, thank you. [Although the blushing Pooh model was quite attractive!] As for my date, seeing what she did to that poor chicken, I think I might just come "stag". [What's a good mixer for corn licker?]

09-17-2010, 10:29 AM	#358
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	I prefer Kool-Aid. Been using that with corn liquor since I was 8. Are you sure about the one with the racing stripe? You can have some of mine. Might have to be taken in a bit though. Unless you think you could grow in to them.

09-17-2010, 10:45 AM	#359
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,520 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	You know ... you've gone to SO much trouble for me & AprilHare, well, I'm just too embarrassed to take advantage of it. So we better just thank you nicely and take a "rain check" on your overwhelmingly generous offers of dinner and "entertainment."

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09-17-2010, 11:02 AM	#360
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Same here. All that corn would just get me all plump and juicier!