Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 24

poohbear_nc · 07-05-2010, 09:00 PM

"I've been a photogenic model in my youth," purred the dame. "But these photos are different -- quite different!"

afa · 07-06-2010, 05:29 AM

"For one thing," she went on, "it shows my true form."

"Curse these fangs!"

MJK2111 · 07-06-2010, 08:37 AM

I noticed something odd in the photos; if you looked carefully in the background, you could just make out the ape! And strangely enough, he was always wearing a monkey suit!

GeoffC · 07-06-2010, 10:07 AM

It was lucky she had her own copies of the photos so she could explain exactly what the issue was.

When she said 6*4, I thought that was the dimensions in inches ....

LazyScot · 07-06-2010, 11:02 AM

I'd never know there was a private club called "6 by 4". But judging by the faces (or those that could be seen) in the photo, it was only open to the rich and powerful.

GeoffC · 07-06-2010, 11:09 AM

And by rich and powerful I meant those who carried violin case and did things with knuckledusters.

Now I was interested in what the Ape was doing ....

MJK2111 · 07-06-2010, 11:29 AM

In every picture, he seemed to be fumbling with his cummerbund. Was he hiding a heater, or perhaps a knife, or maybe he just had an itch?

WT Sharpe · 07-06-2010, 11:38 AM

Then I realized -- he had an itch, all right! But not the kind a back-scratcher would do anything for!

LazyScot · 07-06-2010, 11:52 AM

But possibly the sort of itch the lady's fangs might cure.

"So, what's the story behind the club?" I asked, wondering just who the photographer was.

afa · 07-06-2010, 12:04 PM

She smiled menacingly. "All the better to beat you to death with."

LazyScot · 07-06-2010, 12:09 PM

Doll face didn't seem to know whether to hire me, kill me, seduce me or just drink my scotch. At last I was getting onto safe ground -- I'd dated enough dames like this to know how to handle her.

GeoffC · 07-06-2010, 12:12 PM

At arms length but, unfortunately, I needed the money that would come from the case; although looking at the 'photos, I wonder if blackmail was possible....

"Don't try it" she said to me with a snarl ..... "I can read your mind like I can read every other fellas' in every joint I've ever been in".

LazyScot · 07-06-2010, 12:26 PM

I made a mental note never to play poker against her.

"So where does this photo holding ape hang out?"

MJK2111 · 07-06-2010, 01:01 PM

"Where else would he hang out", she murmured. "Hollywood and Vine."

poohbear_nc · 07-06-2010, 01:12 PM

"Jeez lady," I whined "Are you sure you can pay the travel expenses for this little caper? And not out of my $300/day either!"

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07-05-2010, 09:00 PM	#346
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,890 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"I've been a photogenic model in my youth," purred the dame. "But these photos are different -- quite different!"

07-06-2010, 05:29 AM	#347
afa The Forgotten Posts: 1,136 Karma: 4689999 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Dubai Device: Kindle Paperwhite; Nook HD; Sony Xperia Z3 Compact	"For one thing," she went on, "it shows my true form." "Curse these fangs!"

07-06-2010, 08:37 AM	#348
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I noticed something odd in the photos; if you looked carefully in the background, you could just make out the ape! And strangely enough, he was always wearing a monkey suit!

07-06-2010, 10:07 AM	#349
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	It was lucky she had her own copies of the photos so she could explain exactly what the issue was. When she said 6*4, I thought that was the dimensions in inches ....

07-06-2010, 11:02 AM	#350
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	I'd never know there was a private club called "6 by 4". But judging by the faces (or those that could be seen) in the photo, it was only open to the rich and powerful.

07-06-2010, 11:09 AM	#351
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	And by rich and powerful I meant those who carried violin case and did things with knuckledusters. Now I was interested in what the Ape was doing ....

07-06-2010, 11:29 AM	#352
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	In every picture, he seemed to be fumbling with his cummerbund. Was he hiding a heater, or perhaps a knife, or maybe he just had an itch?

07-06-2010, 11:38 AM	#353
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Then I realized -- he had an itch, all right! But not the kind a back-scratcher would do anything for!

07-06-2010, 11:52 AM	#354
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	But possibly the sort of itch the lady's fangs might cure. "So, what's the story behind the club?" I asked, wondering just who the photographer was.

07-06-2010, 12:04 PM	#355
afa The Forgotten Posts: 1,136 Karma: 4689999 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Dubai Device: Kindle Paperwhite; Nook HD; Sony Xperia Z3 Compact	She smiled menacingly. "All the better to beat you to death with."

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07-06-2010, 12:09 PM	#356
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	Doll face didn't seem to know whether to hire me, kill me, seduce me or just drink my scotch. At last I was getting onto safe ground -- I'd dated enough dames like this to know how to handle her.

07-06-2010, 12:12 PM	#357
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	At arms length but, unfortunately, I needed the money that would come from the case; although looking at the 'photos, I wonder if blackmail was possible.... "Don't try it" she said to me with a snarl ..... "I can read your mind like I can read every other fellas' in every joint I've ever been in".

07-06-2010, 12:26 PM	#358
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	I made a mental note never to play poker against her. "So where does this photo holding ape hang out?"

07-06-2010, 01:01 PM	#359
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	"Where else would he hang out", she murmured. "Hollywood and Vine."

07-06-2010, 01:12 PM	#360
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,890 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Jeez lady," I whined "Are you sure you can pay the travel expenses for this little caper? And not out of my $300/day either!"