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LCF · 08-16-2012, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Stitchawl

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WT Sharpe · 08-16-2012, 05:44 PM

I just woke up. The last two days straight I have had disturbing dreams. Not about the same subjects, but neither were pleasant. What the heck? My dreams are usually enjoyable. If this keeps up, I'm going to have to start burning myself with cigarettes to keep awake like those kids in the Nightmare on Elm Street movies.

Stitchawl · 08-16-2012, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

I just woke up. The last two days straight I have had disturbing dreams. Not about the same subjects, but neither were pleasant. What the heck? My dreams are usually enjoyable. If this keeps up, I'm going to have to start burning myself with cigarettes to keep awake like those kids in the Nightmare on Elm Street movies.

Must be something in the air. I've have not-quite-nightmares for the last 3 nights myself, and also completely different themes. Very unusual for me, and very uncomfortable.

Stitchawl

kindlekitten · 08-16-2012, 07:04 PM

being vewwy vewwy quiet at work. I just snuck Arragorn into the office. he is normally in a little pen right outside my window, but it is over 90 and he is a visibly uncomfortable puppy

WT Sharpe · 08-16-2012, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kindlekitten

being vewwy vewwy quiet at work. I just snuck Arragorn into the office. he is normally in a little pen right outside my window, but it is over 90 and he is a visibly uncomfortable puppy

Awww... you're a good mommy.

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Originally Posted by Stitchawl

Must be something in the air. I've have not-quite-nightmares for the last 3 nights myself, and also completely different themes. Very unusual for me, and very uncomfortable.

Stitchawl

Maybe the Martians are getting tired of us littering their planet. It is strange, though, and the dreams are very disturbing. Like you said, not quite nightmares.

I need to go flying. I haven't done that in years. Just flap my arms and soar.

vivaldirules · 08-16-2012, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by kindlekitten

being vewwy vewwy quiet at work. I just snuck Arragorn into the office. he is normally in a little pen right outside my window, but it is over 90 and he is a visibly uncomfortable puppy

HEY, DOES ANYONE AROUND HERE WANT SOME BACON?!?!

Oh, I am such a bad doggie. ARF! But here's really hoping Aragorn stays cool.

poohbear_nc · 08-16-2012, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

HEY, DOES ANYONE AROUND HERE WANT SOME BACON?!?!

Oh, I am such a bad doggie. ARF! But here's really hoping Aragorn stays cool.

*smack* Bad dog! Bad dog! *smack* No bacon for you!

dreams · 08-17-2012, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

I just woke up. The last two days straight I have had disturbing dreams. Not about the same subjects, but neither were pleasant. What the heck? My dreams are usually enjoyable. If this keeps up, I'm going to have to start burning myself with cigarettes to keep awake like those kids in the Nightmare on Elm Street movies.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

Must be something in the air. I've have not-quite-nightmares for the last 3 nights myself, and also completely different themes. Very unusual for me, and very uncomfortable.

Stitchawl

Oh, wow, so very, very strange. I have had the same problem for 3 nights and when I told my friend and my mother... THEY both have experienced the same.

We thought it must be the smoke in the air from the fires, but after you both said the same..

Rumpelteazer · 08-17-2012, 03:25 AM

I've just packed for a weekend of looking after Luca. Lexie is now staring at my back being very angry. And she will get angrier when, in half an hour or so, I take her out of my room and close the catflap.

sarahdalton · 08-17-2012, 11:08 AM

I'm watching The Red Shoes on Netflix and irregularly checking the internet. The dancing is stunning.

Rumpelteazer · 08-17-2012, 12:23 PM

Taking it easy, just went to the pizzeria and it was so hot in there (sun on the window and the ovens) that I nearly fainted.

ProfCrash · 08-17-2012, 12:30 PM

Cuddling with my son.

dreams · 08-17-2012, 12:53 PM

Enjoying my morning coffee and making my list of what needs to be done today.

badgoodDeb · 08-17-2012, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Awww... you're a good mommy.

Maybe the Martians are getting tired of us littering their planet. It is strange, though, and the dreams are very disturbing. Like you said, not quite nightmares.

I need to go flying. I haven't done that in years. Just flap my arms and soar.

I'm usually doing the breast-stroke in air, when I fly. Occasionally it'll be the back stroke, but usually the breast stroke.

ProfCrash · 08-17-2012, 01:56 PM

Watching Eureka, eating goldfish crackers, and drinking Pu-erh while the baby naps. In his crib. This is strange for him, normally during the day he only naps on me. As soon as put him down he wakes up and wants to cuddle. He falls asleep again, I put him in his crib, h e wakes up, he falls asleep and I let him sleep on me until he wakes up hungry.

I am enjoying a free hour or two right now.

08-16-2012, 05:44 PM	#34292
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	I just woke up. The last two days straight I have had disturbing dreams. Not about the same subjects, but neither were pleasant. What the heck? My dreams are usually enjoyable. If this keeps up, I'm going to have to start burning myself with cigarettes to keep awake like those kids in the Nightmare on Elm Street movies.

08-16-2012, 07:04 PM	#34294
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	being vewwy vewwy quiet at work. I just snuck Arragorn into the office. he is normally in a little pen right outside my window, but it is over 90 and he is a visibly uncomfortable puppy

08-17-2012, 03:25 AM	#34299
Rumpelteazer Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,505 Karma: 27926918 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Utrecht, the Netherlands Device: Kindle Paperwhite Signature Edition	I've just packed for a weekend of looking after Luca. Lexie is now staring at my back being very angry. And she will get angrier when, in half an hour or so, I take her out of my room and close the catflap.

08-17-2012, 11:08 AM	#34300
sarahdalton Enthusiast Posts: 25 Karma: 1310716 Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Sheffield, UK Device: Kindle D00901	I'm watching The Red Shoes on Netflix and irregularly checking the internet. The dancing is stunning.

08-17-2012, 12:23 PM	#34301
Rumpelteazer Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,505 Karma: 27926918 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Utrecht, the Netherlands Device: Kindle Paperwhite Signature Edition	Taking it easy, just went to the pizzeria and it was so hot in there (sun on the window and the ovens) that I nearly fainted.

08-17-2012, 12:30 PM	#34302
ProfCrash Tea Enthusiast Posts: 8,554 Karma: 75384937 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Somewhere in the USA Device: Kindle1, Kindle DX Graphite, K3 3G, IPad 3, PW2	Cuddling with my son.

08-17-2012, 12:53 PM	#34303
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	Enjoying my morning coffee and making my list of what needs to be done today.

08-17-2012, 01:56 PM	#34305
ProfCrash Tea Enthusiast Posts: 8,554 Karma: 75384937 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Somewhere in the USA Device: Kindle1, Kindle DX Graphite, K3 3G, IPad 3, PW2	Watching Eureka, eating goldfish crackers, and drinking Pu-erh while the baby naps. In his crib. This is strange for him, normally during the day he only naps on me. As soon as put him down he wakes up and wants to cuddle. He falls asleep again, I put him in his crib, h e wakes up, he falls asleep and I let him sleep on me until he wakes up hungry. I am enjoying a free hour or two right now.