Harv and Vera's Mexico Vacation - Page 22

ShortNCuddlyAm · 04-01-2009, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Author's disclaimer:

The above episode was done under the influence of the process of being acutelated by the Pandorg (again) and bears in no way any resemblance of actual story plot line or characterization. In other words, it was a dream or hallucination.

In other other words:

April Fools!

badgoodDeb · 04-01-2009, 04:05 PM

Are you going to change avatars ALL DAY? I mean, do I have to check your postings every 5 minutes, just so I don't miss one of those really cute pandas???

vivaldirules · 04-01-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

April Fools!

You dog, you!!!

(no wonder the elephants were all wearing silly hats this time)

Curly · 04-01-2009, 04:51 PM

Elephants! It was a long wait, but well worth it!

pshrynk · 04-01-2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Curly

Elephants! It was a long wait, but well worth it!

Just for you, Curly!

LazyScot · 04-02-2009, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

For those who were disappointed with the ending, just remember that Babylon 5 was even worse in it's denoument...

Hey! That's not fair....

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Thank you! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitstaff!

How, in the name of over-funded bank bailouts, are we going to afford that?

pshrynk · 04-02-2009, 08:55 AM

Hey, you live in the UK and have a Kindle. You're used to wasteful extravagences!

vivaldirules · 04-02-2009, 08:58 AM

Want more elephants! (and no silly hats this time)

LazyScot · 04-02-2009, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Want more elephants! (and no silly hats this time)

Hannibal? Hannibal! Are the Italians still giving you problems?

pshrynk · 04-03-2009, 04:21 PM

Vivaldi looked up from his reverie. "What?"

"I said, you are bringing us more problems than we want to deal with right now," said Little Friend. "That explosion nearly killed several ov our members and we've got a lot of widdle to clean up"

"Well excuse me for exposing a nazi spy inthe midst of your organization! I could just go back to Panama City and let the dogs of war, so to speak, just run right over your littel enclave here." If he'd had his wish, that would have been the case, right now.

Little Friend was sitting on the back of an old couch, looking over the abandoned lot where the Chihuahua Cartel had its crib. There were so many small, nearly hairless dogs lounging around that Vivaldi couldn't count them all. Some were looking at him and growling. He was pretty certain that, individually, these were the kinds of dog fights he preferred to be in. But as they say, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the number of friends of similar size he can bring along with him.

"I guess we need to find the American Lady and warn her, along with the Taxi Boss. Although I'm pretty certain they can handle temselves."

"Yeah, that's a good idea, too," said Vivaldi, who was really just looking for a way to keep his own skin intact.

At that moment, a low, throaty growl was heard coming from the back of a pile of old tennis shoes. The pile burst into it's component pieces and there was Slite, foam dripping from his mouth. He was obviously a mad dog.

"VIVALDI! Come here!"

Vivaldi just barely stopped himself from slinking over to the Bernese. He was not so lucky with his bladder control.

"You're going to have to get through us, Big Dog!" said Little Friend, "Get him!"

Fifty chihuahuas launched themselves at the huge dog.

zelda_pinwheel · 04-03-2009, 04:28 PM

there is nothing about the "chihuahua cartel" which is not funny.

but what's up with slite ????

pshrynk · 04-03-2009, 04:30 PM

You may just have to be patient, chica!

badgoodDeb · 04-03-2009, 04:33 PM

( I wonder if he has been brainwashed?? :horrors: )

pshrynk · 04-03-2009, 05:04 PM

Maybe, but actually not even close.

pshrynk · 04-09-2009, 03:40 PM

Vivaldi sat and watched in horror as the chihuahuas latched onto the howling mad Bernese. he supposed he ought to join in, but found himself unable to break free of the spectacle of fifty small, brown dogs clamped to the scruff of one very big one.

Slite spun around ina circle several times and tried grabbing various chihuahuas as he circled. All to no avail. This was a highly trained pack of chihuahuas! Idly, Vivaldi reflected on the Squirrel Pack of Argentina that he and Harv had run into in '36.

Finally, fed up with the yapping, salivating, and more to the point biting pack hanging onto him, Slite started shaking. Small brown bodies flew in every direction, many of them stunned by impact with the walls.

"Knock it off!" he bellowed, "Sit!"

The chihuahuas dropped their butts like the were on a string.

Slite looked at Vivaldi and advanced on him, slowly.

"You know, that really wasn't my idea!" he said, "I was all for negotiating first! My what lovely fur you have! Do you use conditioner?"

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04-01-2009, 04:05 PM	#317
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,555 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Are you going to change avatars ALL DAY? I mean, do I have to check your postings every 5 minutes, just so I don't miss one of those really cute pandas???

04-01-2009, 04:51 PM	#319
Curly I need a holiday! Posts: 1,227 Karma: 4622 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Scotland Device: PRS-505, ipod touch	Elephants! It was a long wait, but well worth it!

04-02-2009, 08:55 AM	#322
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Hey, you live in the UK and have a Kindle. You're used to wasteful extravagences!

04-02-2009, 08:58 AM	#323
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Want more elephants! (and no silly hats this time)

04-03-2009, 04:21 PM	#325
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Vivaldi looked up from his reverie. "What?" "I said, you are bringing us more problems than we want to deal with right now," said Little Friend. "That explosion nearly killed several ov our members and we've got a lot of widdle to clean up" "Well excuse me for exposing a nazi spy inthe midst of your organization! I could just go back to Panama City and let the dogs of war, so to speak, just run right over your littel enclave here." If he'd had his wish, that would have been the case, right now. Little Friend was sitting on the back of an old couch, looking over the abandoned lot where the Chihuahua Cartel had its crib. There were so many small, nearly hairless dogs lounging around that Vivaldi couldn't count them all. Some were looking at him and growling. He was pretty certain that, individually, these were the kinds of dog fights he preferred to be in. But as they say, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the number of friends of similar size he can bring along with him. "I guess we need to find the American Lady and warn her, along with the Taxi Boss. Although I'm pretty certain they can handle temselves." "Yeah, that's a good idea, too," said Vivaldi, who was really just looking for a way to keep his own skin intact. At that moment, a low, throaty growl was heard coming from the back of a pile of old tennis shoes. The pile burst into it's component pieces and there was Slite, foam dripping from his mouth. He was obviously a mad dog. "VIVALDI! Come here!" Vivaldi just barely stopped himself from slinking over to the Bernese. He was not so lucky with his bladder control. "You're going to have to get through us, Big Dog!" said Little Friend, "Get him!" Fifty chihuahuas launched themselves at the huge dog.

04-03-2009, 04:28 PM	#326
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	there is nothing about the "chihuahua cartel" which is not funny. but what's up with slite ????

04-03-2009, 04:30 PM	#327
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	You may just have to be patient, chica!

04-03-2009, 04:33 PM	#328
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,555 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	( I wonder if he has been brainwashed?? :horrors: )

04-03-2009, 05:04 PM	#329
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Maybe, but actually not even close.

04-09-2009, 03:40 PM	#330
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Vivaldi sat and watched in horror as the chihuahuas latched onto the howling mad Bernese. he supposed he ought to join in, but found himself unable to break free of the spectacle of fifty small, brown dogs clamped to the scruff of one very big one. Slite spun around ina circle several times and tried grabbing various chihuahuas as he circled. All to no avail. This was a highly trained pack of chihuahuas! Idly, Vivaldi reflected on the Squirrel Pack of Argentina that he and Harv had run into in '36. Finally, fed up with the yapping, salivating, and more to the point biting pack hanging onto him, Slite started shaking. Small brown bodies flew in every direction, many of them stunned by impact with the walls. "Knock it off!" he bellowed, "Sit!" The chihuahuas dropped their butts like the were on a string. Slite looked at Vivaldi and advanced on him, slowly. "You know, that really wasn't my idea!" he said, "I was all for negotiating first! My what lovely fur you have! Do you use conditioner?"

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