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Old 05-19-2019, 04:38 PM   #3226
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Old 05-19-2019, 06:52 PM   #3227
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Old 05-19-2019, 08:20 PM   #3228
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Unfortunately, the spiders were prepared for just such an action...and have put on gas masks.

Unfortunately, worse is coming...the spiders have been talking to the scorpions (not the rock band)...
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Old 05-19-2019, 08:24 PM   #3229
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*chicken straps on Acme Rocket Back-Pack and blasts out of infested thread*
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Old 05-19-2019, 08:28 PM   #3230
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Old 05-19-2019, 08:32 PM   #3231
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Old 05-19-2019, 08:34 PM   #3232
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And what's with the ACME commercials? Smells very suspicious...
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Old 05-19-2019, 09:16 PM   #3233
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ACME is a chicken's friend ...
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Old 05-19-2019, 09:35 PM   #3234
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ACME is a chicken's friend ...
Hmmm... perhaps my spiders should pay them a visit then...
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Old 05-19-2019, 11:17 PM   #3235
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ACME is a chicken's friend ...
*Solitaire1 checks the ACME Dictionary (which defines words that ACME uses) and finds the following to define the word "chicken": A being who will test our extremely dangerous devices with no concern for their safety. When a chicken appears, give him/her the most potentially lethal devices. The chicken will appreciate it.*

*Solitaire1 salutes PoohBear as he departs with his newest ACME device.*
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Old 05-23-2019, 07:29 PM   #3236
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*chicken sprays huge cloud of ACME Spider No-More over infested foliage*
What? Wait! Chickens LOVE tasty succulent spiders. Why last time I saw a spider in a chicken coop it nearly caused a riot, what with all the chickens trying to grab and gobble down that poor spidey.

Obviously there's some fake news going on around here, maybe the chicken is trying to get us to sacrifice some spiders so he/she can get a meal.
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Old 05-24-2019, 02:25 AM   #3237
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Old 05-24-2019, 07:14 AM   #3238
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Old 05-24-2019, 03:35 PM   #3239
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*Solitaire1 checks the ACME Dictionary (which defines words that ACME uses) and finds the following to define the word "chicken": A being who will test our extremely dangerous devices with no concern for their safety. When a chicken appears, give him/her the most potentially lethal devices. The chicken will appreciate it.*

*Solitaire1 salutes PoohBear as he departs with his newest ACME device.*
Oddly enough that's the same definition as is found under the heading of "Coyote."
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Old 07-10-2019, 09:19 PM   #3240
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