Silliness Is chicken soup an abomination? - Page 21

SameOldStory · 09-12-2010, 08:39 PM

Why are you obsessed with correctly answered questions? I had a high school math teacher like that. They found that he had committed suicide, wrapped himself in a carpet and jumped in to a dumpster. Pretty determined I'd say.

Now. What WAS your problem?

And, yes, my momma was southern born so she raised us on fried chickens and yellow corn grits. Why do you think that I like you chickens so much? You guys are GREAT! How do I serve thee, let me count the ways.

"you obviously have a deep-seated problem with feathered beings."

Would you care to come over? We can talk about it. Maybe watch a Hannibal Lecter film?

poohbear_nc · 09-12-2010, 08:53 PM

Oh - I liked Hannibal - where the wild pigs ate the bad guy!

Hmmm.... puts me in the mood for pork chops! How bout it?

No feathers need fly - we CAN be friends - over a French fry?

kindlekitten · 09-13-2010, 12:59 AM

mmmmm long pork

SameOldStory · 09-13-2010, 01:12 AM

Sounds like a good idea.

KK, you bring your kitty, and I'll go looking for a hitchhiker.

Poohbear, you just come as you are. You can play with the kitty while KK and I have some BBQ long pork.

But I'm not inviting Hannibal. He likes to eat it all.

Hope the cat leaves enough to make soup.

poohbear_nc · 09-13-2010, 12:47 PM

Hmmmm....flapping off to toy store to purchase some BIG kitty toys for self-defense purposes. If I can win them to my side, I can survive this dinner invitation.

Memo: be sure to feed the kitties BEFORE arriving for dinner.

kindlekitten · 09-13-2010, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Hmmmm....flapping off to toy store to purchase some BIG kitty toys for self-defense purposes. If I can win them to my side, I can survive this dinner invitation.

Memo: be sure to feed the kitties BEFORE arriving for dinner.

below is the current "kitty crack" I am used to cats going... "oh all right, I'll take a treat to make YOU feel better..." with these, I just crinkle the bag and you can hear them zooming in from wherever in the house they are. Strider is urgent about it, Arwen is FRANTIC and has actually drawn blood a few times!

SameOldStory · 09-13-2010, 02:01 PM

STOP! NO! DON'T feed the kitties!

We'll need some kind of entertainment.

poohbear_nc · 09-13-2010, 03:44 PM

Hmmmm..... I know - I'll feed the kitties, give them treats, and then saddle them up for a quick escape if the dinner gets too "personal."

Still haven't answered that question, have you! Have you? Huh? Huh?
[tapping foot impatiently ..... tap..tap..tap..tap..tap..tap..tap..tap..]

SameOldStory · 09-13-2010, 10:05 PM

That's all in the past. Lets forget about it.

But now I've got a great movie for you, so come on over.

AprilHare · 09-14-2010, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Oh - I liked Hannibal - where the wild pigs ate the bad guy!

Hmmm.... puts me in the mood for pork chops! How bout it?

No feathers need fly - we CAN be friends - over a French fry?

Killer pig movies are fun!
Here's an Australian one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087981/

poohbear_nc · 09-14-2010, 07:55 AM

Hmmmm....Let's flip a coin, anyone got a coin? (hint, hint) and see who eats first. Heads = chickens eat first!

poohbear_nc · 09-14-2010, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilHare

Killer pig movies are fun!
Here's an Australian one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087981/

Quote:

It's waiting outside and it can sense your fear. No nightmare will prepare you for it!

Funny, sometimes this is just how I feel entering the MR llounge!

AprilHare · 09-14-2010, 08:21 AM

http://www.google.com.au/images?q="killer+chicken"

SameOldStory · 09-14-2010, 10:04 AM

You guys can go sit on a beer can.

poohbear_nc · 09-14-2010, 10:32 AM

Ooohhh ...somebody's a poor loser!
[If you didn't drink so much beer you could answer my question ... correctly!]

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09-12-2010, 08:39 PM	#301
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Why are you obsessed with correctly answered questions? I had a high school math teacher like that. They found that he had committed suicide, wrapped himself in a carpet and jumped in to a dumpster. Pretty determined I'd say. Now. What WAS your problem? And, yes, my momma was southern born so she raised us on fried chickens and yellow corn grits. Why do you think that I like you chickens so much? You guys are GREAT! How do I serve thee, let me count the ways. "you obviously have a deep-seated problem with feathered beings." Would you care to come over? We can talk about it. Maybe watch a Hannibal Lecter film?

09-12-2010, 08:53 PM	#302
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,809 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Oh - I liked Hannibal - where the wild pigs ate the bad guy! Hmmm.... puts me in the mood for pork chops! How bout it? No feathers need fly - we CAN be friends - over a French fry?

09-13-2010, 12:59 AM	#303
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	mmmmm long pork

09-13-2010, 01:12 AM	#304
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Sounds like a good idea. KK, you bring your kitty, and I'll go looking for a hitchhiker. Poohbear, you just come as you are. You can play with the kitty while KK and I have some BBQ long pork. But I'm not inviting Hannibal. He likes to eat it all. Hope the cat leaves enough to make soup.

09-13-2010, 12:47 PM	#305
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,809 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Hmmmm....flapping off to toy store to purchase some BIG kitty toys for self-defense purposes. If I can win them to my side, I can survive this dinner invitation. Memo: be sure to feed the kitties BEFORE arriving for dinner.

09-13-2010, 02:01 PM	#307
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	STOP! NO! DON'T feed the kitties! We'll need some kind of entertainment.

09-13-2010, 03:44 PM	#308
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,809 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Hmmmm..... I know - I'll feed the kitties, give them treats, and then saddle them up for a quick escape if the dinner gets too "personal." Still haven't answered that question, have you! Have you? Huh? Huh? [tapping foot impatiently ..... tap..tap..tap..tap..tap..tap..tap..tap..]

09-13-2010, 10:05 PM	#309
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	That's all in the past. Lets forget about it. But now I've got a great movie for you, so come on over.

09-14-2010, 07:55 AM	#311
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,809 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Hmmmm....Let's flip a coin, anyone got a coin? (hint, hint) and see who eats first. Heads = chickens eat first!

09-14-2010, 08:21 AM	#313
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	http://www.google.com.au/images?q="killer+chicken"

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09-14-2010, 10:04 AM	#314
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	You guys can go sit on a beer can.

09-14-2010, 10:32 AM	#315
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,809 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Ooohhh ...somebody's a poor loser! [If you didn't drink so much beer you could answer my question ... correctly!]