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Old 07-04-2010, 09:48 AM   #286
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An we now bring you.....Kiss A Chicken for Christ or something like it:



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....From the article:

Q: Do you get some grief from animal rights activists?

A: Some group in Maryland wants to sue me for animal cruelty. I can't believe those people. They tell me that chickens can't fly and that making them fly is terrible. Well, I wrote them a letter as if I was a chicken, and I said that once a year, I got to go in the Guffey Chicken Fly, but that my poor brothers and sisters are all Kentucky Fried now. But those people didn't like that, either, for some reason.
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Old 07-04-2010, 11:34 AM   #287
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Old 07-04-2010, 12:12 PM   #288
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Old 07-04-2010, 12:26 PM   #289
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Old 07-04-2010, 03:14 PM   #290
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At least it's not a picture of him mounting the turkey.
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Old 07-06-2010, 10:27 AM   #292
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What "mounting the turkey" might look like...
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:32 AM   #294
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WARNING: DO NOT Google "mounting the turkey."

That is all.
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Old 07-07-2010, 10:02 AM   #295
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Old 07-07-2010, 10:03 AM   #296
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You people are sick! Sick I tell you! Go pick on cowz!
Go ahead ... Google "riding the mechanical bull" why don't you?
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Old 07-07-2010, 11:03 AM   #298
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Dark Chocolate Cake

Ingredients
2 cups boiling water 1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons baking soda 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup butter, softened 2 1/4 cups white sugar 4 eggs 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

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Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease 3 - 9 inch round cake pans. In medium bowl, pour boiling water over cocoa, and whisk until smooth. Let mixture cool. Sift together flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt; set aside.
In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar together until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs one at time, then stir in vanilla. Add the flour mixture alternately with the cocoa mixture. Spread batter evenly between the 3 prepared pans.
Bake in preheated oven for 25 to 30 minutes. Allow to cool.

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You cant have any pooh. It contains eggs.
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