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DixieGal · 08-23-2008, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by tirsales

That means ... the weasel are a metaphor for humanity, so actually the lemurs made humanity vanish?
Am I glad to be a not-at-all-hedgehog!

Wow, that's deep. I'm glad to be a not-at-all-hedgehog also.

pshrynk · 08-23-2008, 09:41 AM

Right now, opposable thumbs would be a great thing to have, since the lemurs are coming over the walls and all I have is thisAK-47 and a year's supply of ammo.

vivaldirules · 08-23-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Right now, opposable thumbs would be a great thing to have, since the lemurs are coming over the walls and all I have is thisAK-47 and a year's supply of ammo.

They are? Where?

pshrynk · 08-23-2008, 10:07 AM

Akd! the squirrels are back! Squirrels are the Secret Masters Of Lemur incursion! (SMOLI (C))!

tirsales · 08-23-2008, 10:34 AM

Aaaaaah!!!
Secretly trained first-strike-defense chipmunks: ATTACK!

tirsales · 08-23-2008, 10:45 AM

We've also trained some birds:

Problem is - they flow away. At least thats what the lemurs tried to make me believe
New intelligence provides insite into a flying squirrel training program:

vivaldirules · 08-23-2008, 10:51 AM

Meerkats appear to be collecting evidence and providing reconnaissance.

tirsales · 08-23-2008, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Meerkats appear to be collecting evidence and providing reconnaissance.

They are the devil to find!
However could you get a photo of one?

pshrynk · 08-23-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Meerkats appear to be collecting evidence and providing reconnaissance.

And here I was, thinking that meerkats were just the papparazzi of the wild kingdom.

zelda_pinwheel · 08-23-2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

And here I was, thinking that meerkats were just the papparazzi of the wild kingdom.

that's just their cover. what better excuse for carrying around a camera with a super long view zoom ?

tirsales · 08-23-2008, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

that's just their cover. what better excuse for carrying around a camera with a super long view zoom ?

And they use those pictures of promi-fourlegs to fund their operations!

DixieGal · 08-25-2008, 01:46 PM

Those pics are individually hilarious, but put them all together like that, and their plan is obvious! Nothing short of world domination! Mankind must unite in order to wipe out the global threat from wildlife.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-29-2008, 01:49 PM

I suspect there's little we can do to stop them. They seem to be working under orders from Mother Earth herself, who has discovered Barack Obama's secret plans to reunite the landmasses in a second Pangaea that will resemble Obama himself (as recently revealed in his party's promotional video). Understandably, she has decided to fight back with every weapon in her arsenal. I heard there's a locust draft...

DixieGal · 08-29-2008, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I suspect there's little we can do to stop them. They seem to be working under orders from Mother Earth herself, who has discovered Barack Obama's secret plans to reunite the landmasses in a second Pangaea that will resemble Obama himself (as recently revealed in his party's promotional video). Understandably, she has decided to fight back with every weapon in her arsenal. I heard there's a locust draft...

Ma Nature is angry. (Isn't there a margarine commercial in here somewhere?) Maybe that explains why Gustav is getting ugly. Is it just me, or does it seem like hurricanes should be given Carribean names like Marley or Molly? Or Doobie or Mary Jane? Gustav makes it sound like a nazi hurricane. Or a glokenspiel maker.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 08-29-2008, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

Ma Nature is angry. (Isn't there a margarine commercial in here somewhere?) Maybe that explains why Gustav is getting ugly. Is it just me, or does it seem like hurricanes should be given Carribean names like Marley or Molly? Or Doobie or Mary Jane? Gustav makes it sound like a nazi hurricane. Or a glokenspiel maker.

Do you really think anyone in the Caribbean would run away from a hurricane named Doobie?

Maybe we should name hurricanes after things that are politically incorrect... like Hummer... Nazi... Cripple... The Wayans Brothers In Drag... (no, scratch the last one... the hurricane will have you blown to another state before you finish saying it...)

08-23-2008, 10:51 AM	#292
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Meerkats appear to be collecting evidence and providing reconnaissance. Attached Thumbnails

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08-23-2008, 09:41 AM	#287
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Right now, opposable thumbs would be a great thing to have, since the lemurs are coming over the walls and all I have is thisAK-47 and a year's supply of ammo.

08-23-2008, 10:07 AM	#289
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Akd! the squirrels are back! Squirrels are the Secret Masters Of Lemur incursion! (SMOLI (C))!

08-23-2008, 10:34 AM	#290
tirsales MIA ... but returning som Posts: 1,600 Karma: 511342 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Germany Device: PRS-505 and Really not owning a PRS-700	Aaaaaah!!! Secretly trained first-strike-defense chipmunks: ATTACK!

08-23-2008, 10:45 AM	#291
tirsales MIA ... but returning som Posts: 1,600 Karma: 511342 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Germany Device: PRS-505 and Really not owning a PRS-700	We've also trained some birds: Problem is - they flow away. At least thats what the lemurs tried to make me believe New intelligence provides insite into a flying squirrel training program:

08-25-2008, 01:46 PM	#297
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Those pics are individually hilarious, but put them all together like that, and their plan is obvious! Nothing short of world domination! Mankind must unite in order to wipe out the global threat from wildlife.

08-29-2008, 01:49 PM	#298
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	I suspect there's little we can do to stop them. They seem to be working under orders from Mother Earth herself, who has discovered Barack Obama's secret plans to reunite the landmasses in a second Pangaea that will resemble Obama himself (as recently revealed in his party's promotional video). Understandably, she has decided to fight back with every weapon in her arsenal. I heard there's a locust draft...

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