Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 2

MJK2111 · 05-20-2010, 12:19 PM

Picking up the miniature samurai sword, I quickly examined the blade. Hmm, I hummed, "Made in China."

GeoffC · 05-20-2010, 12:29 PM

Hmmm, I hummed once more. "What's this, erm, trace of blood?"

poohbear_nc · 05-20-2010, 12:31 PM

'What,' she gasped. 'I've never seen that knife before in my life!'

Bilbo1967 · 05-20-2010, 12:31 PM

"Not blood", said the blonde, who had come to and was woozily attempting to sit up. "Tomato juice; it's a long story".

GeoffC · 05-20-2010, 12:35 PM

I sat down by her side. "Okay Doll, spill the beans, the whole story, from beginning to end, no messing me about, time is money you know."

dsvick · 05-20-2010, 12:46 PM

"But, it is my money buying your time." She responded, having regained her wits.

omk3 · 05-20-2010, 01:43 PM

"Which reminds me," I replied, "that we have not discussed payment yet". And that was only one of the many frustratingly vague things in this Case Of The Ape Stalker.

FlorenceArt · 05-20-2010, 01:50 PM

"I understand your rate is $300 a day, plus expenses" she said without batting an eyelash. Well, well, the dame had done her homework.

dreams · 05-20-2010, 02:40 PM

She handed over a brown envelope with the cash and a photo of her. As I looked back at her, she said, "That photo was on my doorstep this morning, and it's exactly what I was wearing the day of the Mystery Contest."

poohbear_nc · 05-20-2010, 04:41 PM

Or, rather, wasn't wearing. I'd never seen so little fabric used to contain assets of this size.

omk3 · 05-20-2010, 05:09 PM

I waited for her to go on. "Do you think I look better in purple?", she asked me a little anxiously.

poohbear_nc · 05-20-2010, 06:23 PM

'Doll face,' I wheezed, 'you'd look sensational in anything.' 'Or nothing at all.'

FlorenceArt · 05-21-2010, 03:20 AM

She seemed a little reassured at that and gave me a tremulous smile. Then she said: "So, what are you going to do about the gibbon?".

Sweetpea · 05-21-2010, 03:27 AM

"What gibbon was that?"

The lady looked at me, raising her eyebrows.

Peverel · 05-21-2010, 03:33 AM

She stuttered for a moment, stumbling over her words, then pointed.

"That gibbon!"

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05-20-2010, 12:19 PM	#16
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Picking up the miniature samurai sword, I quickly examined the blade. Hmm, I hummed, "Made in China."

05-20-2010, 12:29 PM	#17
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Hmmm, I hummed once more. "What's this, erm, trace of blood?"

05-20-2010, 12:31 PM	#18
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 62,709 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	'What,' she gasped. 'I've never seen that knife before in my life!'

05-20-2010, 12:31 PM	#19
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	"Not blood", said the blonde, who had come to and was woozily attempting to sit up. "Tomato juice; it's a long story".

05-20-2010, 12:35 PM	#20
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	I sat down by her side. "Okay Doll, spill the beans, the whole story, from beginning to end, no messing me about, time is money you know."

05-20-2010, 12:46 PM	#21
dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	"But, it is my money buying your time." She responded, having regained her wits.

05-20-2010, 01:43 PM	#22
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	"Which reminds me," I replied, "that we have not discussed payment yet". And that was only one of the many frustratingly vague things in this Case Of The Ape Stalker.

05-20-2010, 01:50 PM	#23
FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	"I understand your rate is $300 a day, plus expenses" she said without batting an eyelash. Well, well, the dame had done her homework.

05-20-2010, 02:40 PM	#24
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	She handed over a brown envelope with the cash and a photo of her. As I looked back at her, she said, "That photo was on my doorstep this morning, and it's exactly what I was wearing the day of the Mystery Contest."

05-20-2010, 04:41 PM	#25
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 62,709 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Or, rather, wasn't wearing. I'd never seen so little fabric used to contain assets of this size.

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05-20-2010, 05:09 PM	#26
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	I waited for her to go on. "Do you think I look better in purple?", she asked me a little anxiously.

05-20-2010, 06:23 PM	#27
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 62,709 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	'Doll face,' I wheezed, 'you'd look sensational in anything.' 'Or nothing at all.'

05-21-2010, 03:20 AM	#28
FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	She seemed a little reassured at that and gave me a tremulous smile. Then she said: "So, what are you going to do about the gibbon?".

05-21-2010, 03:27 AM	#29
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	"What gibbon was that?" The lady looked at me, raising her eyebrows.

05-21-2010, 03:33 AM	#30
Peverel Still Easily Confused Posts: 889 Karma: 505319 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hampshire/Berkshire/Surrey - yes I am that big Device: Kindle	She stuttered for a moment, stumbling over her words, then pointed. "That gibbon!"