Puzzle - Page 2

pshrynk · 02-01-2010, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by emonti8384

I have to say I have not heard of the PNS squirrels.

Am I likely to run into them here? I live in Ohio you know, squirrels are abundant here. We even have a squirrel hunting seaon. Or are these imaginary but still problematic squirrels? Please do enlighten me so the next time someone mentions squirrel to me I don't have to sound like a complete jackass. I might still want to but, the point being, I don't have to.

And hey, mix that shit up for me ASAP. I have to go hang out w/my dad and his crazy gfriend tomorrow, so it will def come in handy. I will pay the cost of shipping

To stay on topic, today ended up actually being another puzzle day, hidden as a not puzzle day. It went quite well. I found out I was doing the whole thing backwards but bah, who's counting? Um, judging. Who gives a sh@t what word I use b/c who gives a sh@t in the first place?

It's allllll the puzzle fault.....that I don't know about the squirrels

In MobileRead, the squirrels hunt you.

zelda_pinwheel · 02-01-2010, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

So...

Umm...

Right...

Are you sayin'...

...you've not heard about the squirrels? The squirrels that occupy MRspace? Possibly natives of the Great Outback in the Downunderverse? Possibly merely passing through there from their natural home hidden in the multiverse's dark matter? Possibly being the multiverse's dark matter? Both pirate and ninja? The Pirate Ninja Squirrels (PNS)? Not heard of them?

Cute?

You want to make slippers out of their tails?

Allow me to help.

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emonti8384, meet LazyScot. LazyScot, meet emonti8384. emonti8384, I'm just about to say a word to LazyScot...best not interject, just let him go until his breath runs out and he falls unconscious. Easier that way, and we've amusing drugs to bring him back without short term memory...

"Hey, LazyScot..."squirrel""

aw, now that's just mean !

poor lazyscot. sheesh, look at him ; i don't think the convulsions were that bad before. you better give him a double zcd, right away.

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Giggle.

Cheers,
Marc
CEO Montsnmags Enterprises

(Contracted for PR & Marketing by the PNS: technically speaking, we do a crap job)

i dunno, i think it all depends on perspective...

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

In MobileRead, the squirrels hunt you.

yeah.

...but still, cute little buggers !

i am loving this puzzle saga.

emonti8384 · 02-01-2010, 07:53 PM

What attracts them? Do you think my puzzle problem will make them appear?
How do i get rid of them? Do they use guns or claws or toothbushes or words? Gimme somethin here guys! You can't just say they hunt me and then be done with it!

DixieGal · 02-01-2010, 08:05 PM

You probably won't want the puzzle pieces back if the PNS's get ahold of them. They come back from the singularity with extra outie edges that don't match any other pieces. At least you won't have the cats to worry about for much longer.

Been nice knowing you!

emonti8384 · 02-01-2010, 08:39 PM

Hmmmm.....puzzles......squirrels......puzzles..... .squirrels.....

So, I prob should stay away from that puzzle shop and try to keep my present puzzle away from the PNS's?

If those dirty b@st@ards lay one furry foot on my puzzle I will....cry stupidly about how I should have never gotten this puzzle in the first place

Fledchen · 02-01-2010, 08:55 PM

Maybe the PNS will sneak in like the elves in the cobbler's shop from the fairy tale. They'll put your puzzle together, but the picture will be changed slightly. The unicorn will be a unicorn squirrel, and the dragon will be a fire-breathing acorn.

montsnmags · 02-01-2010, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by emonti8384

What attracts them? Do you think my puzzle problem will make them appear?
How do i get rid of them? Do they use guns or claws or toothbushes or words? Gimme somethin here guys! You can't just say they hunt me and then be done with it!

Well, although they don't need any weapons - an aptitude for constructing matter, energy and "stuff" out of vacuum-space tends to alleviate the need for physical embellishment - but, hey, weapons are fun, right. So, the armoury at their disposal is the cause of several, current United Multiversal Empire sanctions, and also the specific target for Operation End Enduring Fear by the non-approved Coalition Of The Tentacles. They are true Weapons of Mass Destruction, in that they're effect on "mass" (as a physics concept) is rather disastrous, though if used subtly and carefully are actually perfectly useful tools in instant weight-loss programs. Alas, the PNS are neither subtle nor careful. In fact they are exactly not that.

Of course, these are all accusations, and any suggestion that this armoury exists is purely speculation. I should know - it's my armoury.

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Originally Posted by Fledchen

Maybe the PNS will sneak in like the elves in the cobbler's shop from the fairy tale. They'll put your puzzle together, but the picture will be changed slightly. The unicorn will be a unicorn squirrel, and the dragon will be a fire-breathing acorn.

...and they will gravitate around a glowing Aleph in the middle, into which one would do well not to stare too long, unless one has a good pair of sunnies and a really, really, really big brain, with perhaps some external storage in a parallel universe...or else you've just drunk a pint of ZCD (and noted that in the process that it has just drunk you).

Hope this helps clear some things up. If you have any further questions, please direct them to my invisible and inadvertently violent gibbon friend, Adrian, just over there. No, over there. Over there! Left a bit. Bit more. Right. And up. Yes, that one...the one that's invisible...sheesh.

Cheers,
Marc
CEO Montsnmags Enterprises
"And in the seventh realm a scourge of furry beasts was loosed upon the world, and they all did sayeth in unison, "Giggle""

emonti8384 · 02-02-2010, 08:52 AM

Someone's after me!!!!!!! You're not going to believe me, but I was feeling today was a puzzle day. I go down into the basement and..........there's an edge piece on the middle of the floor. Someone is stealing my puzzle! I know you guys warned me but damn!

And I did see that the unicorn now has a squirrel tail so, um, sh*t. Where the hell did those pieces come from, huh?! I thought I didn't have enough to finish the damn thing and whoosh-here comes a suirrel tail on a white donkey with a horn. Er, unicorn.

Puzzles me...

Too freaked out for a puzzle day. At least until later, after I've done a few illegal things I can't speak of b/c I still kiss my mother with this mouth. On her cheek now but that's not the point.

emonti8384 · 02-02-2010, 09:55 AM

After going downstairs with sunglasses on, a blowtorch, my bible, and my rubber ducky (for comfort) I could not find anything else out of place.

Today is still not a puzzle day

pshrynk · 02-02-2010, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by emonti8384

Hmmmm.....puzzles......squirrels......puzzles..... .squirrels.....

So, I prob should stay away from that puzzle shop and try to keep my present puzzle away from the PNS's?

If those dirty b@st@ards lay one furry foot on my puzzle I will....cry stupidly about how I should have never gotten this puzzle in the first place

Didn't you already do that?

emonti8384 · 02-02-2010, 10:06 AM

What, stay away from the puzzle shop or try to keep my puzzle away from PNS squirrels? Looks like they already got ahold of one edge piece, now forever altered. As for the puzzle shop...I haven't been back to hell (I mean, the mall) so that ones still good. Although I got thrown out of Borders last night for trying to set their puzzle display on fire. Once they saw documentation stating that if they called the police their parents and dogs would go missing, they didn't call the authorities and just took my lighter and can of gas.

How did I walk in with a can of gas w/o the metal detectors going off and people seeing me, you ask? It was in a plastic gas can and I had made the can part of my underwear. No, you concerned folks, I did not burn my legs nor take my pants off in front of everyone in the store. What do you think I am, some kind of crazy person?

I went to the bathroom first

Or, cry stupidly? Yes, once before...wasn't in the mood to do that today. It's too early, gimme until noon to start weeping about squirrels and puzzles. I will see if they will allow me to have a computer in my cell (I mean, room) again this evening

pshrynk · 02-02-2010, 10:28 AM

I've been to Warren, OH. This is actually normal for there.

emonti8384 · 02-02-2010, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

I've been to Warren, OH. This is actually normal for there.

What's normal? I live here and don't know what's normal

montsnmags · 02-03-2010, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

I've been to Warren, OH. This is actually normal for there.

I though Normal was normal for normal, Ohio:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal,_Ohio

Cheers,
Marc BadMan

pshrynk · 02-03-2010, 12:25 PM

Well, Normal is a bit abnormal, if you ask me...

02-02-2010, 08:52 AM	#23
emonti8384 browneyedgurl Posts: 523 Karma: 356470 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Warren, OH Device: PRS-505/950x2, PRS-600 silver, Galaxy III purple, T2 black	Someone's after me!!!!!!! You're not going to believe me, but I was feeling today was a puzzle day. I go down into the basement and..........there's an edge piece on the middle of the floor. Someone is stealing my puzzle! I know you guys warned me but damn! And I did see that the unicorn now has a squirrel tail so, um, sht. Where the hell did those pieces come from, huh?! I thought I didn't have enough to finish the damn thing and whoosh-here comes a suirrel tail on a white donkey with a horn. Er, unicorn. Puzzles me... Too freaked out for a puzzle day. At least until later, after I've done a few illegal things I can't speak of b/c I still kiss my mother with this mouth. On her cheek now but that's not the point. Last edited by emonti8384; 02-02-2010 at 09:53 AM.*

02-02-2010, 10:06 AM	#26
emonti8384 browneyedgurl Posts: 523 Karma: 356470 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Warren, OH Device: PRS-505/950x2, PRS-600 silver, Galaxy III purple, T2 black	What, stay away from the puzzle shop or try to keep my puzzle away from PNS squirrels? Looks like they already got ahold of one edge piece, now forever altered. As for the puzzle shop...I haven't been back to hell (I mean, the mall) so that ones still good. Although I got thrown out of Borders last night for trying to set their puzzle display on fire. Once they saw documentation stating that if they called the police their parents and dogs would go missing, they didn't call the authorities and just took my lighter and can of gas. How did I walk in with a can of gas w/o the metal detectors going off and people seeing me, you ask? It was in a plastic gas can and I had made the can part of my underwear. No, you concerned folks, I did not burn my legs nor take my pants off in front of everyone in the store. What do you think I am, some kind of crazy person? I went to the bathroom first Or, cry stupidly? Yes, once before...wasn't in the mood to do that today. It's too early, gimme until noon to start weeping about squirrels and puzzles. I will see if they will allow me to have a computer in my cell (I mean, room) again this evening Last edited by emonti8384; 02-02-2010 at 07:11 PM.

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02-01-2010, 07:53 PM	#18
emonti8384 browneyedgurl Posts: 523 Karma: 356470 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Warren, OH Device: PRS-505/950x2, PRS-600 silver, Galaxy III purple, T2 black	What attracts them? Do you think my puzzle problem will make them appear? How do i get rid of them? Do they use guns or claws or toothbushes or words? Gimme somethin here guys! You can't just say they hunt me and then be done with it!

02-01-2010, 08:05 PM	#19
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	You probably won't want the puzzle pieces back if the PNS's get ahold of them. They come back from the singularity with extra outie edges that don't match any other pieces. At least you won't have the cats to worry about for much longer. Been nice knowing you!

02-01-2010, 08:39 PM	#20
emonti8384 browneyedgurl Posts: 523 Karma: 356470 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Warren, OH Device: PRS-505/950x2, PRS-600 silver, Galaxy III purple, T2 black	Hmmmm.....puzzles......squirrels......puzzles..... .squirrels..... So, I prob should stay away from that puzzle shop and try to keep my present puzzle away from the PNS's? If those dirty b@st@ards lay one furry foot on my puzzle I will....cry stupidly about how I should have never gotten this puzzle in the first place

02-01-2010, 08:55 PM	#21
Fledchen Guru Posts: 663 Karma: 84658 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Minnesota, USA Device: PB360+, Sony950, VR Stream, iPod Touch, iPad	Maybe the PNS will sneak in like the elves in the cobbler's shop from the fairy tale. They'll put your puzzle together, but the picture will be changed slightly. The unicorn will be a unicorn squirrel, and the dragon will be a fire-breathing acorn.

02-02-2010, 09:55 AM	#24
emonti8384 browneyedgurl Posts: 523 Karma: 356470 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Warren, OH Device: PRS-505/950x2, PRS-600 silver, Galaxy III purple, T2 black	After going downstairs with sunglasses on, a blowtorch, my bible, and my rubber ducky (for comfort) I could not find anything else out of place. Today is still not a puzzle day

02-02-2010, 10:28 AM	#27
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I've been to Warren, OH. This is actually normal for there.

02-03-2010, 12:25 PM	#30
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Well, Normal is a bit abnormal, if you ask me...

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