Silliness Cat media - Page 2

montsnmags · 07-23-2009, 08:03 AM

When people add all the footnotes, we could say they're "pussyfooting around".

montsnmags · 07-23-2009, 08:04 AM

Yeah, if we could get a major publisher onboard, that would really put the cat among the Penguins.

zelda_pinwheel · 07-23-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Yeah, if we could get a major publisher onboard, that would really put the cat among the Penguins.

dear god, the groaning, it is to break my groaning muscle !!

AprilHare · 07-23-2009, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by pdurrant

Well, since we can now inscribe the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica on the head of a pin*, I'd have thought that on the surface area of a cat (don't forget all those hairs!) we could inscribe all printed books that have ever been produced.

So - I want the entire world's literature on a cat.

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Newman_(scientist)

Corrected link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Newman_(scientist))
The furballs, of course, will be all the smutty novels.

AprilHare · 07-23-2009, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

dear god, the groaning, it is to break my groaning muscle !!

Oh noes, we're going to injure Zelda's groaning muscle!
No-one make a bad pun...

zelda_pinwheel · 07-23-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

Oh noes, we're going to injure Zelda's groaning muscle!
No-one make a bad pun...

too late !!

LazyScot · 07-23-2009, 09:40 AM

Would a prize winning book be a cat-'as-trophy?

Would a catalog require an additional tree-trunk?

pdurrant · 07-23-2009, 09:43 AM

Of course, the typography of cat books would always be purrfect.

Wetdogeared · 07-23-2009, 10:14 AM

How big is your room?

DixieGal · 07-23-2009, 10:39 AM

I voted "other" because it doesn't list Moejoe's Sights a Bird, possibly the best story about a cat ever written.

DixieGal · 07-23-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by LazyScot

Would a prize winning book be a cat-'as-trophy?

Would a cat-alog require an additional tree-trunk?

Fixed it for ya!

zelda_pinwheel · 07-23-2009, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Would a prize winning book be a cat-'as-trophy?

Would a catalog require an additional tree-trunk?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

Of course, the typography of cat books would always be purrfect.

oooh !! the groaning, it is without end !!

DixieGal · 07-23-2009, 12:26 PM

If you drop your cbook, do they always land open to the page you are reading?

Are all of the cookbooks recipes for tuna?

Does the cat allow you to use its tail for a cbookmark?

If you misplace your cbook, can you use the can opener to make it come to you?

Does petting make the cbook recharge?

krisk · 07-23-2009, 02:30 PM

oh noes!!! how are they gonna shove the little critters into the press?

LazyScot · 07-23-2009, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by krisk

oh noes!!! how are they gonna shove the little critters into the press?

Naaaahh. Presses is old technology. We now use nano-engineered micro-fleas (NEMFs) which are remote controlled and WiFi linked to a central control and book data store, and come equipped with minaturised spray cans. The colour printing NEMFs have up to 9 spray cans......

View Poll Results: What should be published on cat first?
Complete Works of Shakespeare	4	16.00%
Secret Life of Cats	2	8.00%
Cats (libretto)	1	4.00%
Some other cat book	3	12.00%
The blue one next to the fish	12	48.00%
Sights a bird by moejoe	3	12.00%
Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll

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07-23-2009, 08:03 AM	#16
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	When people add all the footnotes, we could say they're "pussyfooting around".

07-23-2009, 08:04 AM	#17
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Yeah, if we could get a major publisher onboard, that would really put the cat among the Penguins.

07-23-2009, 09:40 AM	#22
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	Would a prize winning book be a cat-'as-trophy? Would a catalog require an additional tree-trunk?

07-23-2009, 09:43 AM	#23
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 73,823 Karma: 315126578 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	Of course, the typography of cat books would always be purrfect.

07-23-2009, 10:14 AM	#24
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,780 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Polar Vortex Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	How big is your room?

07-23-2009, 10:39 AM	#25
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	I voted "other" because it doesn't list Moejoe's Sights a Bird, possibly the best story about a cat ever written.

07-23-2009, 12:26 PM	#28
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	If you drop your cbook, do they always land open to the page you are reading? Are all of the cookbooks recipes for tuna? Does the cat allow you to use its tail for a cbookmark? If you misplace your cbook, can you use the can opener to make it come to you? Does petting make the cbook recharge?

07-23-2009, 02:30 PM	#29
krisk Wizard Posts: 2,148 Karma: 8229 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the road again Device: kindle	oh noes!!! how are they gonna shove the little critters into the press?

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