Silliness Putting your pants on! - Page 2

montsnmags · 06-29-2009, 09:19 PM

~ahem~

I, Chuckles McFartjoke (if you laugh, I'll beat you with a cricket bat), as legal representative of Adrian Antipodes would like it noted on the public record that under no circumstances would he attempt or even consider the notion of ensconcing individuals within their lower clothery without official and triplicate-signed indemnity from those who have requested such a service (thus far, six individuals), and that at all times a representative from the Department for Non-Sexual Interaction is present to ensure there is no inappropriate bonus services being rendered.

He would also note that he himself does not attend to his own pants-putting-on, a service which the Visible One provides (unfortunately with the occasional inappropriateness which requires a good slapping) but also that an exception to the contractual arrangements above is that he does help Marc with his pants-putting-on at times (well, most of the time, due to incapacitated necessity most mornings...err, afternoons). At these times, Adrian tends to apply the underpants to Marc's head. Marc doesn't seem to notice.

Yours with lots of legal qualifications and a cricket bat,
Chuckles McFartjoke (Right! Who laughed?! [DOINK!])

desertgrandma · 06-29-2009, 09:23 PM

My stick against your bat............Lets Rock.............

Lady Blue · 06-29-2009, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

~ahem~

I, Chuckles McFartjoke (if you laugh, I'll beat you with a cricket bat), as legal representative of Adrian Antipodes would like it noted on the public record that under no circumstances would he attempt or even consider the notion of ensconcing individuals within their lower clothery without official and triplicate-signed indemnity from those who have requested such a service (thus far, six individuals), and that at all times a representative from the Department for Non-Sexual Interaction is present to ensure there is no inappropriate bonus services being rendered.

He would also note that he himself does not attend to his own pants-putting-on, a service which the Visible One provides (unfortunately with the occasional inappropriateness which requires a good slapping) but also that an exception to the contractual arrangements above is that he does help Marc with his pants-putting-on at times (well, most of the time, due to incapacitated necessity most mornings...err, afternoons). At these times, Adrian tends to apply the underpants to Marc's head. Marc doesn't seem to notice.

Yours with lots of legal qualifications and a cricket bat,
Chuckles McFartjoke (Right! Who laughed?! [DOINK!])

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rebarnmom · 06-29-2009, 11:16 PM

This thread is putting a whole lot of visuals in my head that I'd rather not have!

NormHart · 06-30-2009, 12:51 AM

Being too oblate to bend over and get the pants over my feet I've started laying on my back, lifting my buns into the air, and pulling the pants on, both legs, in one swell foop.

fugazied · 06-30-2009, 01:23 AM

Wow I had never thought of it before, but right leg first!

Donnageddon · 06-30-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by fugazied

Wow I had never thought of it before, but right leg first!

Right or left handed?

GeoffC · 06-30-2009, 12:27 PM

i'm right handed, but i pull my shorts up ambidextrously, or often both legs together ... who cares !!!!

pshrynk · 06-30-2009, 01:07 PM

My feet are so big that I have to put my pants on over my head.

Lady Blue · 06-30-2009, 01:17 PM

I'm working hard on the visual of that.

GeoffC · 06-30-2009, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

My feet are so big that I have to put my pants on over my head.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

I'm working hard on the visual of that.

me too ..... :chortles:

badgoodDeb · 06-30-2009, 01:51 PM

When I'm paying attention, I try to do "left leg first" -- because I am right handed, and I'm doing it standing up, and my right foot is more agile than my left foot. Therefore, if the left leg goes in first, the right foot has enough agility to find the now-oddly-positioned pant leg meant for it. Ya know what I mean?

Donnageddon · 06-30-2009, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

When I'm paying attention, I try to do "left leg first" -- because I am right handed, and I'm doing it standing up, and my right foot is more agile than my left foot. Therefore, if the left leg goes in first, the right foot has enough agility to find the now-oddly-positioned pant leg meant for it. Ya know what I mean?

As good an explanation as I have heard. That is if there is a correlation between handedness and pants-putting-on.

DixieGal · 06-30-2009, 02:08 PM

Oh dear Lord, don't let me die of laughing! You guys are nuts!!

EDIT: I left out a crucial word. Actually, if I someday were to die, I hope it will be while laughing. Famous last words: I'm gonna do this, but you be ready to catch me, OK?

montsnmags · 06-30-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

I'm working hard on the visual of that.

I'm working hard on avoiding the visual.

View Poll Results: Putting pants on! Really, choose all that apply...
Right leg first	8	25.81%
Left leg first	13	41.94%
One leg at a time, like everyone else!	9	29.03%
Both legs, same time! (I'm athletic!)	5	16.13%
Pants? I should be wearing pants?	10	32.26%
Over my underwear, silly.	11	35.48%
Only while in PORTUGAL! or SPAIN and when in close proximity to the blue fish	9	29.03%
Adrian does it for me.	8	25.81%
Something else I will now proceed to explain via a post below.	5	16.13%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 31. You may not vote on this poll

06-30-2009, 12:51 AM	#20
NormHart Semper Carpe Bufo Posts: 537 Karma: 21676 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Napa Valley, California Device: Kindle2 & Kindle3	Being too oblate to bend over and get the pants over my feet I've started laying on my back, lifting my buns into the air, and pulling the pants on, both legs, in one swell foop. Last edited by NormHart; 06-30-2009 at 12:55 AM. Reason: How's that for visuals?

06-30-2009, 02:08 PM	#29
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Oh dear Lord, don't let me die of laughing! You guys are nuts!! EDIT: I left out a crucial word. Actually, if I someday were to die, I hope it will be while laughing. Famous last words: I'm gonna do this, but you be ready to catch me, OK? Last edited by DixieGal; 06-30-2009 at 02:11 PM.

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06-29-2009, 09:19 PM	#16
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	~ahem~ I, Chuckles McFartjoke (if you laugh, I'll beat you with a cricket bat), as legal representative of Adrian Antipodes would like it noted on the public record that under no circumstances would he attempt or even consider the notion of ensconcing individuals within their lower clothery without official and triplicate-signed indemnity from those who have requested such a service (thus far, six individuals), and that at all times a representative from the Department for Non-Sexual Interaction is present to ensure there is no inappropriate bonus services being rendered. He would also note that he himself does not attend to his own pants-putting-on, a service which the Visible One provides (unfortunately with the occasional inappropriateness which requires a good slapping) but also that an exception to the contractual arrangements above is that he does help Marc with his pants-putting-on at times (well, most of the time, due to incapacitated necessity most mornings...err, afternoons). At these times, Adrian tends to apply the underpants to Marc's head. Marc doesn't seem to notice. Yours with lots of legal qualifications and a cricket bat, Chuckles McFartjoke (Right! Who laughed?! [DOINK!])

06-29-2009, 09:23 PM	#17
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	My stick against your bat............Lets Rock.............

06-29-2009, 11:16 PM	#19
rebarnmom Wizard Posts: 1,289 Karma: 4525055 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: rural Illinois, USA Device: Sony PRS-700 (traded in), Sony PRS-650	This thread is putting a whole lot of visuals in my head that I'd rather not have!

06-30-2009, 01:23 AM	#21
fugazied Wizard Posts: 1,305 Karma: 1958 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: iPod Touch	Wow I had never thought of it before, but right leg first!

06-30-2009, 12:27 PM	#23
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	i'm right handed, but i pull my shorts up ambidextrously, or often both legs together ... who cares !!!!

06-30-2009, 01:07 PM	#24
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	My feet are so big that I have to put my pants on over my head.

06-30-2009, 01:17 PM	#25
Lady Blue the snarky blue one Posts: 6,001 Karma: 3877825 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: deep in the heart Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"	I'm working hard on the visual of that.

06-30-2009, 01:51 PM	#27
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,547 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	When I'm paying attention, I try to do "left leg first" -- because I am right handed, and I'm doing it standing up, and my right foot is more agile than my left foot. Therefore, if the left leg goes in first, the right foot has enough agility to find the now-oddly-positioned pant leg meant for it. Ya know what I mean?

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