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View Poll Results: Where's the Culprit?
I'm Spartacus! 2 10.00%
No, I'm Spartacus! 6 30.00%
He's Spartacus! 2 10.00%
I saw the Blue One, Next to the Fish and may be Spartacus! 10 50.00%
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Old 03-30-2009, 03:45 PM   #16
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Minor correction, that's Ambrosia Plus, not Soylent Green.

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Old 03-30-2009, 04:35 PM   #17
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Thanks for the correction! So now the slogan can be: Soylent Green WAS People!
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Old 03-30-2009, 04:41 PM   #18
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:36 PM   #19
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Old 03-30-2009, 08:58 PM   #20
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Old 03-30-2009, 09:31 PM   #21
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Old 03-30-2009, 09:33 PM   #22
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Oh, wait .... I'm Sparta ..... oooooo, a shiny!!! Pretty, pretty, shiny!!
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Old 03-30-2009, 09:53 PM   #23
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Marc and Ricky sitting in a tree

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Then comes Ricky with a baby carriage!
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Old 03-30-2009, 10:51 PM   #24
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I just can't WAIT for Ricky's response to THAT little ditty.
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Old 03-30-2009, 11:07 PM   #25
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I just can't WAIT for Ricky's response to THAT little diddy.
Marc (and, I suspect, Ricky) is not touching that particular ditty's turkey-baster with a 10 option DGMa poll.

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Old 03-31-2009, 12:29 AM   #26
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He's gay and I'm neutered. That's all I have to say on that topic. Except perhaps to add .... yes, absolutely, I love Marc to pieces. No question, he's one of my favorite people on the planet .... and anyone who has a problem with that, get in line at the bottom of my sh*t list. I'll get to you when I have time and if I decide that crushing you is worth my while.
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:32 PM   #27
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:00 PM   #28
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Interesting ....

Now, when did all you loonies start taking anything I have to say seriously??

So, fine, I've been outed .... I am carrying Adrien's love-child. Yes, you heard me correctly, a one-half guinea pig one-half gibbon is being born as a result of internet asexual reproduction. I'm going to call it a gibbon-pig for lack of a better description. And, since it will be a conception and birth with nary a uterus in sight, I'm am planning to announce it as the second coming. I'll probably name him "Eric" .... Eric, the Gibbon-Pig. (After Eric, the Fruit Bat.)

Just found out the hail storm did about $50,000 worth of damage to the house. Now I've got to decide if I want to pay the $10,000 deductible (damage is cosmetic only), or just have a lumpy house. Do gibbon-pigs really care about lumpy houses? Show of hands? Anyone know?
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