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Old 06-19-2026, 07:45 PM   #16
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I know a guy who actually knows that guy! That's wild!
Well, why come crying to us if you're so well connected already? Send that guy you know after that other guy and him after the third guy... Wait, I think I'm dizzy...
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Old 06-19-2026, 11:39 PM   #17
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Of course, they do. How else would nephilim and cambions exist?
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By cloning the embryo?
But where did the embryo to clone come from? Do angels even have DNA that would be compatible with humans?
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But where did the embryo to clone come from? Do angels even have DNA that would be compatible with humans?
They're working on it ==>> https://emulatebio.com/closing-the-g...alth-research/

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Because of https://www.gq.com/story/sperm-count-zero LOL?
(https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17942744)
@Dr. Drib, has the book been taken away because mentioning AGD?
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"One of the most significant markers of an organism's sex is something called anogenital distance (AGD)—the measurement between the anus and the genitals. Male AGD is typically twice the length of female, a much more dramatic difference than height or weight or musculature."
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"Lower testosterone leads to a shorter AGD, and a measurement lower than the median correlates to a man being seven times as likely to be subfertile and gives him a greater likelihood of having undescended testicles,..."
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Old Yesterday, 06:25 AM   #20
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Wow. From mysterious book robbers to angel procreation to men's infertility - that's some serious thread drift.
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Well, why come crying to us if you're so well connected already? Send that guy you know after that other guy and him after the third guy... Wait, I think I'm dizzy...
This is a bit confusing, because the guy's name is Guy, but I don't remember which one of the guys is Guy. (I'm fearful that one of them has been cloned, probably Guy.)
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Because of https://www.gq.com/story/sperm-count-zero LOL?
(https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17942744)
@Dr. Drib, has the book been taken away because mentioning AGD?
The distance from one's teeth to one's anus can only be measured by a member in good standing of the Academy of General Dentistry (AGD). Any other measurements taken are bogus!
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This is a bit confusing, because the guy's name is Guy, but I don't remember which one of the guys is Guy. (I'm fearful that one of them has been cloned, probably Guy.)
Is Guy's dad an angel? It's easy, then. Let Guy ask his dad to smite the book robber and make him give the book back.
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And in the meantime I'll be subjecting the spine of the book to unnecessary abuse and using it as coffee mug coaster.
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If you ever want to see your book again send 0.25 BTC to the account in your PM.

A random page will be destroyed every hour on the hour from the timestamp to this post until I receive the funds.

And in the meantime I'll be subjecting the spine of the book to unnecessary abuse and using it as coffee mug coaster.
You seem to be an old hand at such things.
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You seem to be an old hand at such things.
Are you saying he is a well practiced book abuser?
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Are you saying he is a well practiced book abuser?
No. Well practiced kidnapper (booknapper?) and blackmailer.
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I was told, only yesterday, by the black-market seller that the man in black is about to take off on his new 'Glen or Glenda' Rocket.
Note that he didn't say the men in black were coming. Only the Man in Black. Johnny Cash is always a welcome addition to any situation. Surely he's got a song that fits.
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Now my biggest problem is I am not a tachyon or even a photon. The advertisement was best tachyon, but that did not increase my reading speed.
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A random page will be destroyed every hour on the hour from the timestamp to this post until I receive the funds.

And in the meantime I'll be subjecting the spine of the book to unnecessary abuse and using it as coffee mug coaster.
I didn't post that! Was I hacked? Was it a sever admin or another mod? Inside job?
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