Unutterably Silly Friday's Question of the Day 12 Dec 08

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by DixieGal

Hold yer own darned football, you bald headed excuse for a baseball pitcher in a yellow bumblebee outfit, whining at my pshryiatry booth every time Linus hits on you and your manhood falters, stupider than yer dog and his little bird too. Where's my darned nickel?

I eat Great Pumpkins for Thanksgiving! (Strides across the world crying havoc against the puny humans who quake in her wake, raining down heck on all who oppose her, bringing payback to the gods in their lofty towers, she stretches out her flabby but mighty arms and scatters doom upon all nations...)

That would be a "Yes."

[DixieGal]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

That would be a "Yes."

WHO ARE YOU SASSING?

(... pulls sword from scabbard with a sound that rips the heavens, uses Scottish craggy mountains as whetstone, obtains an edge that will cleave the bowels of cerberus, turns a baleful eye upon LazyScot... )

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by DixieGal

WHO ARE YOU SASSING?

(... pulls sword from scabbard with a sound that rips the heavens, uses Scottish craggy mountains as whetstone, obtains an edge that will cleave the bowels of cerberus, turns a baleful eye upon LazyScot... )

Would you prefer if I were not sassing? Or perhaps you'd prefer this nice Zany Carter Patricia Deluxe?

[vivaldirules]

DixieGal appears to have been transformed into a strange mix of marc, Slite, dylrob, and badgoodDeb. Time to break out the Holy Trebuchet.

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Time to break out the Holy Trebuchet.

What are the targetting co-ordinates and warhead selection, SIR!

[DixieGal]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Would you prefer if I were not sassing? Or perhaps you'd prefer this nice Zany Carter Patricia Deluxe?

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

DixieGal appears to have been transformed into a strange mix of marc, Slite, dylrob, and badgoodDeb. Time to break out the Holy Trebuchet.

... turns a beleful eye upon LazyScot... (... remembers that it is time to feed the hounds of heck and wonders which of these pretended "heroes," be it Scotty or Mutt, will make the best kibble, considers having the other one for her own breakfast...)

Hey Pshrynk! How long did it take to get this thread back to cannabalism?

[pshrynk]

Now, now! I know you are all geniuses, but you need to play nice!

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by DixieGal

How long did it take to get this thread back to cannabalism?

Does that question interest you?

Are you sure you don't want this Zany Carter Patricia Deluxe?

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

What are the targetting co-ordinates and warhead selection, SIR!

Let me check the Holy Scriptures. Let's see. Birmingham, Birmingham, Birmingham. Oh, here it is:

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I know you are all geniuses, but you need to play nice!

There is no way I'm playing nice. That biscuit would get eaten in a flash around here.

[pshrynk]

Originally Posted by DixieGal

So, where ya going on vacation? (And the mood swings become more rapid...)

A cruise in the Caribbean. We booked it long ago, and I wasn't sure if I wanted to go somewhere warm so "early" in winter. Now, with 12 inches on the ground and more coming Sunday, I can't wait to get away!

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Let me check the Holy Scriptures. Let's see. Birmingham, Birmingham, Birmingham. Oh, here it is:

Very Good SIR! Entering co-ordinates into Jacquard Loom Targetting System. Warhead Type SIR?

[pshrynk]

Ninja squirrels?

[Wetdogeared]

I would launch a skytrain, but my ballistic range would land it in the middle of the Atlantic. There might be a small tsunami.

[vivaldirules]

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Very Good SIR! Entering co-ordinates into Jacquard Loom Targetting System. Warhead Type SIR?

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Ninja squirrels?

Why, yes! Excellent idea, pshwynk! Here, launch a few million of these: