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			You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			When you say something along the lines of, "Man, I love playing retro/classic video games like Super Mario 64!"
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			...when you say: 'Please, mum... email, that's so old-fashioned!'
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			When you have never met, face to face, over 80% of your 'Friends' and your selfworth is directly related to the 'likes' you got for today's status.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			When all these statements read more like complaints. =P
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			When the thought of using a phone book never even occurs to you when you want to look know a number  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 
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			....when you have to read the image caption to figure out what these are: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			You ask your uncle (me), “Do you still have that machine where you roll the paper in the top, then push the buttons and it makes the letters on the paper?” because you don’t know the word ‘typewriter.’
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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