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Old 08-22-2011, 04:26 PM   #16
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To expand on that, I've never had any theme music. No drum roll after the punchline, no seductive music when the cute woman walks in, no angelic music, zilch.
....Well they did play the peanuts song when they introduce me and my wife at our reception... so I dunno if that counts!
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:57 PM   #17
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I've never heard of a car exploding after gunshots are shot into its body, yet it seems to happen all the time in movies.
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:58 PM   #18
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....Well they did play the peanuts song when they introduce me and my wife at our reception... so I dunno if that counts!
Do you think they were trying to tell you something VydorScope? lol.
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Old 08-23-2011, 12:57 AM   #19
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No one has ever driven a fork lift fast and lived to tell about it.
Depends on your definition of "fast". My husband drives a forklift, and when he gets annoyed (which is pretty dang often), that thing MOVES. I just checked and he is, indeed, still living.

*checked by looking at him sitting three feet from me writing a paper for his Statistics class.
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Old 08-23-2011, 01:33 AM   #20
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I don't know about all that, but the person who wrote that list has a pretty violent life or how else would they know that stuff never happens?
I've never been shot at nor attacked by a mob at all.
Then again, I've never put a large, red, clearly labeled self destruct shut off button in any of my secret underground lairs either.
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Old 08-27-2011, 11:16 AM   #22
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I've never heard of a car exploding after gunshots are shot into its body, yet it seems to happen all the time in movies.
Whithin the same theme;
I've never seen a complete city block explode as a result of one -1- motorcycle topple over.
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