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Old 03-30-2011, 11:17 PM   #16
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cool. now i don't have to shave my legs...
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Old 03-31-2011, 01:14 AM   #17
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Not to mention how surprised your husband would be!
I have a husband?! Oh... that guy that I just grilled asparagus and ribeye for at 11pm at night. He does seem kind of like a husband doesn't he?

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Old 03-31-2011, 02:43 AM   #18
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After I had finished screaming, I would probably either become a gay, or else

hie me hence to a doctor to have the damned thing lobbed off.

It doesn't do a thing for a tight pencil skirt you know.

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Old 03-31-2011, 03:09 AM   #19
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It's interesting to read how very differently this scenario is perceived by men and women.
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Old 03-31-2011, 03:41 AM   #20
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After I had finished screaming, I would probably either become a gay, or else

hie me hence to a doctor to have the damned thing lobbed off.

It doesn't do a thing for a tight pencil skirt you know.

Cheers
Nohmi, I will never forgive you for that mental image, it is just so wrong
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Old 03-31-2011, 07:12 AM   #21
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Old 03-31-2011, 07:45 AM   #22
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Old 03-31-2011, 07:59 AM   #23
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Oh, the pleasures of an unbounded mind.
Oh, the marvel of finally understanding the deep side of things......... ...
Hm, do you mean that the minds of men are bound, as in 'constricted' , biased ?......
And what abot all these male philosophers? Or might you be referring to a whole other kind of meaning?
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Old 03-31-2011, 08:04 AM   #24
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Old 03-31-2011, 09:15 AM   #25
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So, if I woke up as a female, and got mad at my spouse, would I withhold sex from myself?

I'm sooooooo confused...
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Old 03-31-2011, 09:32 AM   #26
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So, if I woke up as a female, and got mad at my spouse, would I withhold sex from myself?

I'm sooooooo confused...
Makes sense....remember.....you're female.



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Old 03-31-2011, 09:44 AM   #27
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So, if I woke up as a female, and got mad at my spouse, would I withhold sex from myself?

I'm sooooooo confused...
Yes!

No!

Wait .... You're married to yourself?
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Old 03-31-2011, 09:59 AM   #28
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Old 03-31-2011, 10:06 AM   #29
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Old 03-31-2011, 10:12 AM   #30
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Hell no, Kenny I'll sell you out as soon as a woman threatens to cry at me, so run man!

I really forgot something about this thread, what was the OP really thinking about? Why would they want to know the answer to this question?
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