Rectum? It nearly killed 'im! - Page 2

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:01 PM

For shame! You are being cruel. If you had a mouse up your rectum, you'd be stoned on mushrooms too.

OK, I can't type that with a straight face --

And I wonder if he used cheese to bait the trap?

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:07 PM

Maybe he trained the mouse to run a bowel-shaped maze?

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:09 PM

Did they have to call a veterinarian to the hospital?

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:11 PM

The question is not why was there a. Mouse up there? ...

Rather the question should be: Did they find the cat?

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:13 PM

So that's why there only 2blind mice left stumbling around.

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:18 PM

Another Disney Imagineering idea goes horribly wrong.

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:20 PM

This ees my cousin Slowpoke Rodriguez.

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:22 PM

Do you remember when a man and a fly went thru the tele porter together? Well, it happened again, but this time it was a mouse.

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:24 PM

Breach births are dangerous!

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:25 PM

A cat, a mouse, and a shoehorn walk into a bar ...

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:26 PM

The New Ronco Home Polyp Remover

"Just set it and forget it"

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:30 PM

What has 6 legs and a tail and goes SQEAK?

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:37 PM

"This is the biggest apartment I can afford", said the Poor Churchmouse.

kindlekitten · 11-10-2010, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dsvick

That's it!?

I expected guns and blood and ardeegee going to the hospital

I have a headache???

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

"This is the biggest apartment I can afford", said the Poor Churchmouse.

boy that sure tickled your sunbeam didn't it!?

DixieGal · 11-10-2010, 02:41 PM

Lets go to the Magic Kingdom for vacation he said, but nooooo...

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11-10-2010, 02:01 PM	#16
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	For shame! You are being cruel. If you had a mouse up your rectum, you'd be stoned on mushrooms too. OK, I can't type that with a straight face -- And I wonder if he used cheese to bait the trap?

11-10-2010, 02:07 PM	#17
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Maybe he trained the mouse to run a bowel-shaped maze?

11-10-2010, 02:09 PM	#18
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Did they have to call a veterinarian to the hospital?

11-10-2010, 02:11 PM	#19
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	The question is not why was there a. Mouse up there? ... Rather the question should be: Did they find the cat?

11-10-2010, 02:13 PM	#20
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	So that's why there only 2blind mice left stumbling around.

11-10-2010, 02:18 PM	#21
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Another Disney Imagineering idea goes horribly wrong.

11-10-2010, 02:20 PM	#22
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	This ees my cousin Slowpoke Rodriguez.

11-10-2010, 02:22 PM	#23
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Do you remember when a man and a fly went thru the tele porter together? Well, it happened again, but this time it was a mouse.

11-10-2010, 02:24 PM	#24
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Breach births are dangerous!

11-10-2010, 02:25 PM	#25
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	A cat, a mouse, and a shoehorn walk into a bar ...

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11-10-2010, 02:26 PM	#26
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	The New Ronco Home Polyp Remover "Just set it and forget it"

11-10-2010, 02:30 PM	#27
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	What has 6 legs and a tail and goes SQEAK?

11-10-2010, 02:37 PM	#28
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	"This is the biggest apartment I can afford", said the Poor Churchmouse.

11-10-2010, 02:41 PM	#30
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Lets go to the Magic Kingdom for vacation he said, but nooooo...