Unutterably Silly Does Your Spouse's/SO's Nudity Interfere with Your Reading?

[nohmi2]

Girls, we don't let little things like that bother us, do we?

Cheers.

[lene1949]

Originally Posted by kennyc

What Spouse?

- Yeah?

[dsvick]

Originally Posted by recluse

You've just settled down to read when your spouse/SO comes sauntering by in their birthday suit.....?

I'd try to set the reader down gently so as not to damage it as I began chasing her. ... Hey, Have to take advantage while I can, things like that don't happen often.

Originally Posted by mrscoach

I once knew a guy who wanted a quickie from his girlfriend before attending a party that night. She was NOT in the mood, but he would not drop the subject. She finally dropped her panties, picked up a book and lay back on the bed.

She held the book up the whole time, to the side a little and actually read. When movement stopped she finally looked at him and asked "You finished? Can we go now?" (think how much easier it would have been for her to hold up a reader, instead of a book)

He was shocked that she didn't enjoy it!

And when hubby gets nekkid, I get me some. Reading be damned, I can pick back up where I was afterward.

Ok, as nice as a quicky is sometimes, it is only nice if you are both into it at the time. I think looking up and seeing my wife reading would quickly but a damper on things.

[The Cod Father]

Would it interfere with my reading ??? Hell it's been so long now I wouldn't know if it was covered with steel wool or blue bottle fly's

[monkeyluis]

When my wife walks by naked, my kindle goes down, my........goes up.

[Lo Zeno]

Originally Posted by mrscoach

I once knew a guy who wanted a quickie from his girlfriend before attending a party that night. She was NOT in the mood, but he would not drop the subject. She finally dropped her panties, picked up a book and lay back on the bed.

She held the book up the whole time, to the side a little and actually read. When movement stopped she finally looked at him and asked "You finished? Can we go now?" (think how much easier it would have been for her to hold up a reader, instead of a book)

He was shocked that she didn't enjoy it!

And when hubby gets nekkid, I get me some. Reading be damned, I can pick back up where I was afterward.

I did something similar once, I think I mentioned it in an older thread here on MR... it wasn't a quicky, but the book was good, the reader was on a stand on the small table at the bedside, so I kept reading until the end of the chapter while she kept her eyes closed.

With my current significant other, though, no: if she walks in as her mother did her, I'm suddenly unable to read. At least until my "lower brain" is satisfied.

[mrscoach]

Originally Posted by Lo Zeno

I did something similar once, I think I mentioned it in an older thread here on MR... it wasn't a quicky, but the book was good, the reader was on a stand on the small table at the bedside, so I kept reading until the end of the chapter while she kept her eyes closed.

With my current significant other, though, no: if she walks in as her mother did her, I'm suddenly unable to read. At least until my "lower brain" is satisfied.

I remember that post now, but at least you were 'into' it, too. This girl really didn't want to have sex, but figured it was the quickest way to get out the door. She told me "I could have argued for 5 minutes, or let him have his way for 2 or 3 minutes." I about died laughing.

Of course, all the guys gave HIM a hard time for not being able to 'engage her interest', but also pretty much forcing her to have sex. Yeah, we had some protective guys there.

[phenomshel]

Originally Posted by monkeyluis

When my wife walks by naked, my kindle goes down, my........goes up.

And that's how it should be.

[Pomtroll]

Happened last night again....I told him it was distracting...& he said,"You'd think you'd be used to it after 41 years." what can I say.

[ginalola]

Distracting? Oh Yeahhhhhhh..............Book, what book? When he walks by naked, I am soooooo finished reading!!!!!

[Pookeysgirl]

Distracting? yes...yes....yes...yessss....yyyeeessssss!!!!..... YYYYEEESSSSSS!!!!!

[Bilbo1967]

Originally Posted by Pookeysgirl

Distracting? yes...yes....yes...yessss....yyyeeessssss!!!!..... YYYYEEESSSSSS!!!!!

I'll have what she's having.

[phenomshel]

Originally Posted by ginalola

Distracting? Oh Yeahhhhhhh..............Book, what book? When he walks by naked, I am soooooo finished reading!!!!!

Amen, amen, and AMEN, sista!!

[ginalola]

Originally Posted by phenomshel

Amen, amen, and AMEN, sista!!

I mean really, we love to read, but at some point we must throw down our book, and and show the love! (Okay, let me correct myself....We must gently lay down our readers so as not to harm them! This is the only instance in which a pb is better).