Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day - Page 194

GeoffC · 04-28-2011, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pilotbob

Did you hear the one about the jump rope.... aww skip it.

pilotbob · 04-28-2011, 01:46 PM

Did you hear the one about the peanut butter?

....spread it around.

pilotbob · 04-28-2011, 01:47 PM

Did you hear the one about the ceiling?

...never mind, it's over your head.

pilotbob · 04-28-2011, 01:47 PM

Did you hear the one about the sidewalk?

...it's all over town.

pilotbob · 04-28-2011, 01:48 PM

Did you hear the one about the oak tree?

...it's a-corny one!

pilotbob · 04-28-2011, 01:48 PM

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

pilotbob · 04-28-2011, 01:49 PM

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

pilotbob · 04-28-2011, 01:50 PM

Two birds on a perch one says to the other "can you smell fish?"

pilotbob · 04-28-2011, 01:51 PM

The sharks were eating the remains after a clown convention's charter flight crashed.

...one shark asked the other, does this taste funny?

pilotbob · 04-28-2011, 01:51 PM

Two fish swimmiing along, one bumps into a wall and says "Dam"

poohbear_nc · 04-28-2011, 01:53 PM

KenIsaacson · 04-28-2011, 01:56 PM

Two peanuts were walking down a dark street. One was a salted.

Bikeridr · 04-28-2011, 03:09 PM

None and Stupid were walking about in the streets.
Suddenly None were hit by a car.
Stupid calls 911: "Hello, None has been hit by a car!"
911: "What do you mean? Are you stupid?"
Stupid: "Yes, how did you know my name?"

(I know it's lame and old, and I have remembered (the Norwegian version) for more than 30 years)

Lycoming · 04-28-2011, 03:32 PM

A test which will hopefully take your mind off the wedding, which is apparently happening soon.

TEST FOR MEN OVER 50
A study by the University of Hawaii Department of Psychology has determined men over 50 may have difficulty with computer Internet technology. An initial analysis suggests it may be due to brain age, prior alcohol or drug abuse, shrinkage of the Occipital lobes, resulting in the deterioration of concentration and visual impairment requiring an increased need for stronger glasses or contact lenses. The University of Hawaii Department of Psychology developed this Test to help you determine if you have symptoms which may require medical attention. Take the Test to help you determine if you should consider consulting a professional.

Click on the link, then follow the instructions. Only one attempt is allowed for qualitative purposes.

http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf

Bikeridr · 04-28-2011, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycoming

TEST FOR MEN OVER 50

OK, I'm only 42 so perhaps I'm too young for the test.
Anyway, I managed to multitask

04-28-2011, 01:47 PM	#2898
pilotbob Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,832 Karma: 11844413 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampa, FL USA Device: Kindle Touch	Did you hear the one about the ceiling? ...never mind, it's over your head. Last edited by pilotbob; 04-28-2011 at 01:52 PM.

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04-28-2011, 01:46 PM	#2897
pilotbob Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,832 Karma: 11844413 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampa, FL USA Device: Kindle Touch	Did you hear the one about the peanut butter? ....spread it around.

04-28-2011, 01:47 PM	#2899
pilotbob Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,832 Karma: 11844413 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampa, FL USA Device: Kindle Touch	Did you hear the one about the sidewalk? ...it's all over town.

04-28-2011, 01:48 PM	#2900
pilotbob Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,832 Karma: 11844413 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampa, FL USA Device: Kindle Touch	Did you hear the one about the oak tree? ...it's a-corny one!

04-28-2011, 01:48 PM	#2901
pilotbob Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,832 Karma: 11844413 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampa, FL USA Device: Kindle Touch	Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

04-28-2011, 01:49 PM	#2902
pilotbob Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,832 Karma: 11844413 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampa, FL USA Device: Kindle Touch	Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

04-28-2011, 01:50 PM	#2903
pilotbob Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,832 Karma: 11844413 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampa, FL USA Device: Kindle Touch	Two birds on a perch one says to the other "can you smell fish?"

04-28-2011, 01:51 PM	#2904
pilotbob Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,832 Karma: 11844413 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampa, FL USA Device: Kindle Touch	The sharks were eating the remains after a clown convention's charter flight crashed. ...one shark asked the other, does this taste funny?

04-28-2011, 01:51 PM	#2905
pilotbob Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,832 Karma: 11844413 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tampa, FL USA Device: Kindle Touch	Two fish swimmiing along, one bumps into a wall and says "Dam"

04-28-2011, 01:53 PM	#2906
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,603 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!

04-28-2011, 01:56 PM	#2907
KenIsaacson I am what I am Posts: 44 Karma: 42152 Join Date: Apr 2011 Device: Kindle	Two peanuts were walking down a dark street. One was a salted.

04-28-2011, 03:09 PM	#2908
Bikeridr Information Acquirer Posts: 436 Karma: 4265156 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Latvia, Rigas Rajons Device: Kindle 3 International, Pocketbook Color	None and Stupid were walking about in the streets. Suddenly None were hit by a car. Stupid calls 911: "Hello, None has been hit by a car!" 911: "What do you mean? Are you stupid?" Stupid: "Yes, how did you know my name?" (I know it's lame and old, and I have remembered (the Norwegian version) for more than 30 years)

04-28-2011, 03:32 PM	#2909
Lycoming Capt Chaos II Posts: 483 Karma: 33043007 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cornwall, UK Device: iPad2	A test which will hopefully take your mind off the wedding, which is apparently happening soon. TEST FOR MEN OVER 50 A study by the University of Hawaii Department of Psychology has determined men over 50 may have difficulty with computer Internet technology. An initial analysis suggests it may be due to brain age, prior alcohol or drug abuse, shrinkage of the Occipital lobes, resulting in the deterioration of concentration and visual impairment requiring an increased need for stronger glasses or contact lenses. The University of Hawaii Department of Psychology developed this Test to help you determine if you have symptoms which may require medical attention. Take the Test to help you determine if you should consider consulting a professional. Click on the link, then follow the instructions. Only one attempt is allowed for qualitative purposes. http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf