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Old 06-21-2015, 04:55 PM   #2896
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Pork loin - they said it tastes just like chicken.
Egad! I'm safe! No more running away from pointy sticks!
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Old 06-21-2015, 04:56 PM   #2897
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Interesting, so liquors are keeping you in your current form... If you stopped consuming liquors your body would grow larger? You'd start to resemble Hans or Franz?
Stop consuming liquors? What delirious nonsense are you spouting? Shell too tight? I'll NEVER stop consuming liquors! NEVER!
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Old 06-22-2015, 02:03 AM   #2898
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Egad! I'm safe! No more running away from pointy sticks!
Perfectly safe. I'll be there (with a couple of useless, pointy sticks) in just a little while ...
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Old 06-22-2015, 08:40 AM   #2899
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Or was that said just to lure you into a false sense of security?
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Old 06-22-2015, 08:45 AM   #2900
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Hmmmm ... guess I'll keep wearing my Kevlar sweater ...
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Old 06-22-2015, 07:28 PM   #2901
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Knowing The Spawn the way I do you might opt for the Kevlar shorts too.
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Old 06-22-2015, 08:10 PM   #2902
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Knowing The Spawn the way I do you might opt for the Kevlar shorts too.
*snap* *buckle* Duly noted & dealt with ....
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Old 06-23-2015, 11:46 AM   #2903
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Stop consuming liquors? What delirious nonsense are you spouting? Shell too tight? I'll NEVER stop consuming liquors! NEVER!
What happens if you run out of liquors? There's only so much liquor in the world, and when it's gone it's gone. At your current rate of apparent consumption there's only enough liquor for 1 week...correction 6 days...another correction 5 days...SLOW DOWN!
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Old 06-23-2015, 07:39 PM   #2904
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Do I have to bring out the remote again?
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Old 06-23-2015, 08:21 PM   #2905
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All these questions! Criticism! Dire warnings! It's enough to drive me to drink! ..... Again!

*sip* *glug* *glug* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..............
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Old 06-24-2015, 12:39 AM   #2906
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Oh well. PoohBear ignores my warnings. He will find out soon enough what it will be like when there is no more liquor in the thread. Already, the thread liquor reserves are dropping like a slice of lemon...wrapped around a large gold brick (my favorite line from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy").
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Old 06-24-2015, 03:15 AM   #2907
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Oh well. PoohBear ignores my warnings. He will find out soon enough what it will be like when there is no more liquor in the thread. Already, the thread liquor reserves are dropping like a slice of lemon...wrapped around a large gold brick (my favorite line from "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy").
Is that how you make a pan galactic gargle blaster?
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Old 06-24-2015, 04:04 AM   #2908
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Huh, the gauge on the keg reads "please kill me".
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Old 06-24-2015, 07:19 AM   #2909
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Is that how you make a pan galactic gargle blaster?
Unfortunately, I cannot in good conscious help someone make one since I don't have the name of an organization that can help you recover afterward.
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Old 06-24-2015, 09:33 AM   #2910
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Huh, the gauge on the keg reads "please kill me".
OK! *glug* *glug* *slurp*
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