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Samurai Lizard
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Not at all. We want your children to grow up to be strong and healthy...and tasty!
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#2882 |
Murderous Mustela
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Yeah, most of what we eat is muscle after all!
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#2883 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Fortunately I'm a skinny chook! Look at those bandy legs! No meat on them at all.... nothing to eat see here folks .... move on now
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#2884 |
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I've found that interesting that you seem to be an upside down chicken. With a normal chicken if the body is the size of a bowling ball the head is the size of a golf ball. Yet you seemed to be the opposite...it seems a bit interesting...
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#2885 |
Bah! Humbug!
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It has nothing to do with my habit of breaking into visiting the Wiggles' secret lab and swilling sampling the spirituous liquors.
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#2886 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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Our modem broke rendering us unable to connect to the world for the last few days. Coincidentally the lock to the old lab in the backyard was also broken. Clearly this is the work of the chicken. I always blame the chicken.
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Bah! Humbug!
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#2888 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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Pork loin - they said it tastes just like chicken.
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#2889 |
Ex-Helpdesk Junkie
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You mean all those chicken-lovers (depending what you mean by "love") can switch to pork and they won't notice the difference and they don't have to try eating pooh?
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Maybe it is time to introduce a new character in Strawberry Shortcake. After all, there's Blueberry Muffin, Rasberry Torte, Cherry Jam, and Strawberry Shortcake. Maybe it is time to add Chicken Pot Pie. ![]() |
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Interesting, so liquors are keeping you in your current form... If you stopped consuming liquors your body would grow larger? You'd start to resemble Hans or Franz?
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#2893 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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Are they not wiggles too?
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#2895 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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Indeed they are but since they entered the double digits they have refuted the name in favour of being referred to as "The Spawn".
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