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Old 06-12-2015, 09:05 AM   #2866
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My what a trusting chicken you are!
Why! I'm among friends here ... always giving me stuff ... like free drinks .... except those nasty ferrets .....

*sip* *glug* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz
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Old 06-12-2015, 12:08 PM   #2867
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I think you're under a delusion. I replaced the beer with healthy cran-apple juice. Ah...one of the wonders of world!
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Old 06-12-2015, 12:46 PM   #2868
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I understand where you are coming from, wanting to de-beer pooh and eat him, but really... even to an enemy... cran-apple juice? Low blow. I mean, really!
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Old 06-12-2015, 01:43 PM   #2869
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Cran-apple juice is one of the most wonderful beverages in existence. I buy it and drink it by the 3-quarts (the family size bottle) and go through about two bottles a week. It would do PoohBear good to drink it, rather than beer.
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Old 06-12-2015, 05:04 PM   #2870
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To be fair, we are equal opportunity sociopaths.

*tosses Solitare in a boiling pot of water*

Now who wants turtle soup?
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Old 06-12-2015, 05:18 PM   #2871
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Down with the cran-apple tyrant!

Shame that turtles aren't kosher.
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Old 06-12-2015, 08:03 PM   #2872
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*yawn!* I'm awake! This batch of Guinness just didn't have the old kick to it ....

*sniff* *sniff* Soup? Turtle soup? Anyone bring the crackers? Yum!
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Old 06-12-2015, 11:05 PM   #2873
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*yawn!* I'm awake! This batch of Guinness just didn't have the old kick to it ....

*sniff* *sniff* Soup? Turtle soup? Anyone bring the crackers? Yum!
Still wonders who the chicken in the microwave (with pooh's spare glasses ) was.
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Old 06-13-2015, 11:16 AM   #2874
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To be fair, we are equal opportunity sociopaths.

*tosses Solitare in a boiling pot of water*

Now who wants turtle soup?
Sorry, but I have a high-power air conditioner under my shell that keeps me at a comfortable temperature. Nice try though.

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Down with the cran-apple tyrant!

Shame that turtles aren't kosher.
How am I a tyrant? I simply enjoy cran-apple juice and encourage others to partake of a delicious beverage. I think it would do PoohBear some good to move from beer to cran-apple juice.

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*yawn!* I'm awake! This batch of Guinness just didn't have the old kick to it ....

*sniff* *sniff* Soup? Turtle soup? Anyone bring the crackers? Yum!
I thought I needed to take a shower. The attempt to cook me made me sweaty.
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Old 06-15-2015, 02:55 AM   #2875
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The old shell game eh Solitaire. lol.
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Old 06-15-2015, 11:54 AM   #2876
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To the tune of "Down By The Old Mill Stream":

It was the first shell game, when I first conned you.
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It was the first shell game, when I first conned you.
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Old 06-15-2015, 01:35 PM   #2878
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Comparing shells, why would someone what to got though the effort to break a turtle's shell when the shell of a chicken egg is so much easier to break and the contents are much easier to prepare?
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And chickens don't even have shells
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Comparing shells, why would someone what to got though the effort to break a turtle's shell when the shell of a chicken egg is so much easier to break and the contents are much easier to prepare?
Are you threatening our children? Fiend!
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