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Old 07-03-2010, 03:56 PM   #271
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Things that make you go hmmmmm....


.... like chicken moderators.....things that make you go eeeek! Or Cluck! or ...
Be afraid! Be very afraid! That noise you hear behind you could be ..... a chicken Mod sneaking up to banish you to the hells of AOL chatrooms!
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Old 07-03-2010, 03:58 PM   #272
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Congrats pooh.

whispers "stage one complete."
Next, Pinky, we "conquer the world!"
Errr... just as soon as I finish reading the 5000 page "Mod functions for Dummies" handbook. Whew! Anyone got some dexedrine? I feel like I'm cramming for exams again!
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Old 07-03-2010, 04:10 PM   #273
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Old 07-03-2010, 04:17 PM   #274
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Old 07-03-2010, 05:24 PM   #275
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One day in 'Nam, I flashed our Vietnamese nurse the peace sign in greeting and she flashed it back. One of our more gung-ho colleagues made the same gesture and said, "That's what I say, too, Mungsie," (her name was Mung, but I may be spelling it wrong), "Victory!"

She quickly corrected him, "No, no! Means peace!"
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Old 07-03-2010, 08:09 PM   #276
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Next, Pinky, we "conquer the world!"
Errr... just as soon as I finish reading the 5000 page "Mod functions for Dummies" handbook. Whew! Anyone got some dexedrine? I feel like I'm cramming for exams again!
Not to worry, poohbear, that's just the short version. They let us start out easy, before giving us the other handbooks.

I have your to-do list all ready. Um.. don't worry if it looks to be a bit long. I single spaced it to make it shorter and rolled it up, so you can carry it with you.

EDIT: I tried to make a mobi version of the list, but for some reason there is a file size limit..
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Old 07-03-2010, 08:44 PM   #277
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Not to worry, poohbear, that's just the short version. They let us start out easy, before giving us the other handbooks.

I have your to-do list all ready. Um.. don't worry if it looks to be a bit long. I single spaced it to make it shorter and rolled it up, so you can carry it with you.

EDIT: I tried to make a mobi version of the list, but for some reason there is a file size limit..
Just put a post-it note on the page describing how to deal with people trying to cook & eat you!
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Old 07-03-2010, 10:18 PM   #278
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Just put a post-it note on the page describing how to deal with people trying to cook & eat you!
You mean it's not in your handbook?


It's in my handbook under the section titled, "Quick, Toss the Chicken In, Before They Come After the Rest of Us."
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Old 07-03-2010, 10:20 PM   #279
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You mean it's not in your handbook?


It's in my handbook under the section titled, "Quick, Toss the Chicken In, Before They Come After the Rest of Us."
You would willingly eat green chicken? I didn't think edible meat tended to be green! (Now I see why Pooh accepted the moderator role - the threat of being murdered was less than the threat of being cooked and eaten)
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Old 07-04-2010, 12:00 AM   #280
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You would willingly eat green chicken? I didn't think edible meat tended to be green! (Now I see why Pooh accepted the moderator role - the threat of being murdered was less than the threat of being cooked and eaten)
Yes ... Who would be crazy ... Or desparate ... Enuff to eat green chicken!
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Old 07-04-2010, 01:04 AM   #281
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You would willingly eat green chicken? I didn't think edible meat tended to be green! (Now I see why Pooh accepted the moderator role - the threat of being murdered was less than the threat of being cooked and eaten)
my Grandfather used to hang duck by the neck (already dead duck) and when the body fell off, he considered it ready to eat. I'd imagine a little green chicken wouldn't be too out of hand after that!
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You eat green chicken on Saint Patrick's Day.
The booze kills the aftertaste.

Besides, as a moderator, Pooh is no longer a chicken.
He's a turkey!
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Old 07-04-2010, 06:00 AM   #283
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You eat green chicken on Saint Patrick's Day.
The booze kills the aftertaste.

Besides, as a moderator, Pooh is no longer a chicken.
He's a turkey!
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Old 07-04-2010, 09:17 AM   #284
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An we now bring you.....Kiss A Chicken for Christ or something like it:



http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_15436443



....From the article:

Q: Do you get some grief from animal rights activists?

A: Some group in Maryland wants to sue me for animal cruelty. I can't believe those people. They tell me that chickens can't fly and that making them fly is terrible. Well, I wrote them a letter as if I was a chicken, and I said that once a year, I got to go in the Guffey Chicken Fly, but that my poor brothers and sisters are all Kentucky Fried now. But those people didn't like that, either, for some reason.
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Old 07-04-2010, 09:44 AM   #285
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The booze kills the aftertaste.

Besides, as a moderator, Pooh is no longer a chicken.
He's a turkey!
Nay, oh green one. I have NOT let my new-found fame or power go to my head! I embrace my chicken-ness!
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