Silliness Chicken - Page 189

red_phoenix · 05-20-2015, 04:15 PM

The Bear clan did not use Priceline. They flew Phoenix Air.

Dylrob · 05-20-2015, 04:26 PM

As yes, Phoenix Air, the only Airline that will slow roast you as you fly.

Glorfindel · 05-20-2015, 10:08 PM

When does it land?

red_phoenix · 05-21-2015, 06:06 AM

On Phoenix Air you arrive refreshed and renewed after every flight.

Solitaire1 · 05-21-2015, 11:09 AM

*Solitaire1 wonders how to locate the Bear Clan to...ensure they are safe...yeah that's the ticket.*

*A light bulb appears about Solitaire1's head. He reaches up and turns off the bulb since the light irritates him.*

*Solitaire1 gets a bloodhound and has it go into the Bear Coop. The bloodhound starts to seek out the Bear Clan. Solitaire1 monitors the bloodhound with BPS (Bloodhound Positioning System).*

poohbear_nc · 05-21-2015, 08:48 PM

Since the Bear Clan flew on Phoenix Air, the bloodhound loses the scent at the airport.

Dylrob · 05-21-2015, 09:43 PM

Or so the Bear Clan thinks, as we cackle madly behind a surveillance monitor.

Solitaire1 · 05-22-2015, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Since the Bear Clan flew on Phoenix Air, the bloodhound loses the scent at the airport.

Not a problem, the bloodhound is now tracking the plane via its exhaust. It is relentless and will not stop until it has located the Bear Clan. It helps that even more family members have been discovered, including: BeeBear, BohBear, BahBear (the adopted sheep member of the family), BeerBear, and Clem.

Dylrob · 05-22-2015, 02:05 PM

*Shoots Clem*

Sorry, but his name reminded us of a really terrible episode of Doctor Who.

poohbear_nc · 05-22-2015, 07:37 PM

BeerBear? Did you say BeerBear?

red_phoenix · 05-23-2015, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

BeerBear? Did you say BeerBear?

I wonder how they found out that is your nickname Pooh?

Solitaire1 · 06-01-2015, 11:41 AM

Yes, BeerBear. You always know where BeerBear as been because there's no beer there. Due to this, BeerBear has been banned from all Octoberfests around the world.

poohbear_nc · 06-01-2015, 08:24 PM

*burp* I have NO idea what you're referring to .... *glug* *urp* .... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Solitaire1 · 06-02-2015, 12:10 PM

I'm sorry PoohBear but a small burp is not enough. You must have a massive burp, like this:

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkk!

Dylrob · 06-02-2015, 12:53 PM

FATALITY!

05-21-2015, 06:06 AM	#2824
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	On Phoenix Air you arrive refreshed and renewed after every flight. Last edited by red_phoenix; 05-21-2015 at 11:23 AM.

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05-20-2015, 04:15 PM	#2821
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	The Bear clan did not use Priceline. They flew Phoenix Air.

05-20-2015, 04:26 PM	#2822
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	As yes, Phoenix Air, the only Airline that will slow roast you as you fly.

05-20-2015, 10:08 PM	#2823
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,762 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	When does it land?

05-21-2015, 11:09 AM	#2825
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,966 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	Solitaire1 wonders how to locate the Bear Clan to...ensure they are safe...yeah that's the ticket. A light bulb appears about Solitaire1's head. He reaches up and turns off the bulb since the light irritates him. Solitaire1 gets a bloodhound and has it go into the Bear Coop. The bloodhound starts to seek out the Bear Clan. Solitaire1 monitors the bloodhound with BPS (Bloodhound Positioning System).

05-21-2015, 08:48 PM	#2826
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,755 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Since the Bear Clan flew on Phoenix Air, the bloodhound loses the scent at the airport.

05-21-2015, 09:43 PM	#2827
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Or so the Bear Clan thinks, as we cackle madly behind a surveillance monitor.

05-22-2015, 02:05 PM	#2829
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Shoots Clem Sorry, but his name reminded us of a really terrible episode of Doctor Who.

05-22-2015, 07:37 PM	#2830
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,755 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	BeerBear? Did you say BeerBear?

06-01-2015, 11:41 AM	#2832
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,966 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	Yes, BeerBear. You always know where BeerBear as been because there's no beer there. Due to this, BeerBear has been banned from all Octoberfests around the world.

06-01-2015, 08:24 PM	#2833
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,755 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	burp I have NO idea what you're referring to .... glug urp .... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

06-02-2015, 12:10 PM	#2834
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,966 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	I'm sorry PoohBear but a small burp is not enough. You must have a massive burp, like this: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkk!

06-02-2015, 12:53 PM	#2835
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	FATALITY!