Silliness Chicken - Page 186

Glorfindel · 05-13-2015, 09:20 AM

Random movie scene.

eschwartz · 05-13-2015, 10:52 AM

No, I just wanted to know why you thought of yourself that way.

Solitaire1 · 05-13-2015, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Tremble before the fearsome fowl! Tremble I say!

Sorry, but large fowls don't scare me. It just means bigger drumsticks!

BTW, referring to our previous conversation (where you admitted that might not be a chicken), is it possible that you are a werechicken? If so, be aware of the 2d of June (the date of the next full moon).

poohbear_nc · 05-13-2015, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Sorry, but large fowls don't scare me. It just means bigger drumsticks!

BTW, referring to our previous conversation (where you admitted that might not be a chicken), is it possible that you are a werechicken? If so, be aware of the 2d of June (the date of the next full moon).

*checking for fangs in the mirror* Hmmmmmmmmm

Glorfindel · 05-13-2015, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eschwartz

No, I just wanted to know why you thought of yourself that way.

Erm, what?

eschwartz · 05-13-2015, 02:45 PM

...as someone prone to leaping into action and hitting yourself in the head...

AprilHare · 05-15-2015, 10:31 PM

pooh, I've fired up the open fire and the cauldron has got all the vegetables and water.
We're missing the turtle: bring him over, please. I'm hungry!

Dylrob · 05-16-2015, 12:05 AM

*Kicks Aprilhare into cauldron and slams the lid over it*

5thWiggleWife · 05-16-2015, 07:51 AM

*Locks lid in place.*

*Sets out a stack of bowls & some spoons.*

poohbear_nc · 05-16-2015, 09:28 AM

*chicken unplugs cauldron*

*AprilHare escapes & finds 'Festive Ferrets' recipe*

*chicken puts dog toy into cauldron*

Glorfindel · 05-16-2015, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eschwartz

...as someone prone to leaping into action and hitting yourself in the head...

I still don't get what you are getting at.

Glorfindel · 05-16-2015, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

*chicken unplugs cauldron*
*AprilHare escapes & finds 'Festive Ferrets' recipe*
*chicken puts dog toy into cauldron*

*Elf gently wakes the dreaming chicken*

5thWiggleWife · 05-16-2015, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glorfindel

*Elf gently wakes the dreaming chicken*

...with a swipe of his lasersword...

Solitaire1 · 05-16-2015, 10:34 AM

*Solitaire1, finally fed up with chickens trying to eat him, decides to send an e-mail to the local Society Of Chicken Hawks. He notifies the chicken hawks of the location of the thread's chickens. The chicken hawks reply and thank him for his assistance and assure him that those chickens will trouble him no more.*

*Solitaire1 looks up to see a flock of chicken hawks approaching the thread...and they look hungry!*

To the chickens who are about to be eaten, we salute you.

poohbear_nc · 05-16-2015, 11:10 AM

*chicken dives into bunker roost & slams the flak doors*

Oh look! The hungry chicken hawks are picking up the turtles & doggies in their sharp talons!

Have a nice flight!

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05-13-2015, 09:20 AM	#2776
Glorfindel Force-Aware Elf Posts: 4,762 Karma: 11557898 Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Valinor Device: Kindle 4 w/SO	Random movie scene.

05-13-2015, 10:52 AM	#2777
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,421 Karma: 85400180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	No, I just wanted to know why you thought of yourself that way.

05-13-2015, 02:45 PM	#2781
eschwartz Ex-Helpdesk Junkie Posts: 19,421 Karma: 85400180 Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)	...as someone prone to leaping into action and hitting yourself in the head...

05-15-2015, 10:31 PM	#2782
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	pooh, I've fired up the open fire and the cauldron has got all the vegetables and water. We're missing the turtle: bring him over, please. I'm hungry!

05-16-2015, 12:05 AM	#2783
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Kicks Aprilhare into cauldron and slams the lid over it

05-16-2015, 07:51 AM	#2784
5thWiggleWife I’m a Happy Boy! Posts: 12,791 Karma: 96828311 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know) Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini	Locks lid in place. Sets out a stack of bowls & some spoons.

05-16-2015, 09:28 AM	#2785
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,821 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	chicken unplugs cauldron AprilHare escapes & finds 'Festive Ferrets' recipe chicken puts dog toy into cauldron

05-16-2015, 10:34 AM	#2789
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,970 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	Solitaire1, finally fed up with chickens trying to eat him, decides to send an e-mail to the local Society Of Chicken Hawks. He notifies the chicken hawks of the location of the thread's chickens. The chicken hawks reply and thank him for his assistance and assure him that those chickens will trouble him no more. Solitaire1 looks up to see a flock of chicken hawks approaching the thread...and they look hungry! To the chickens who are about to be eaten, we salute you.

05-16-2015, 11:10 AM	#2790
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,821 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	chicken dives into bunker roost & slams the flak doors Oh look! The hungry chicken hawks are picking up the turtles & doggies in their sharp talons! Have a nice flight!