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Old 05-06-2015, 07:02 AM   #2761
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Besmirching Foghorn Leghorn eh?
I was thinking of letting you live. But turtle soup sounds too delicious right now.
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Old 05-06-2015, 11:13 AM   #2762
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Besmirching Foghorn Leghorn eh?
I was thinking of letting you live. But turtle soup sounds too delicious right now.
Who besmirched Foghorn Leghorn? Foghorn Leghorn was such a great character that he took over the cartoon from the star (Henery Hawk) and became a star himself.

Sorry, but we turtles are not on the menu. It is much easier to prepare chicken and when given a choice a chef will always choose chicken. Plus, there are so many delicious ways to prepare chicken (such as Burger King's chicken fries)...while with turtle it is basically just soup.
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Old 05-08-2015, 02:50 AM   #2763
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Turtle meat, BBQ'd over a hot flame.. Oh so tasty!
You spit on Foghorn and then claim you're a fan!? Definitely turtle for dinner!
*rumbling tummy*
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Old 05-08-2015, 06:26 AM   #2764
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Old 05-08-2015, 12:06 PM   #2765
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You can try, but many chickens have tried before and they have been left with bent, broken and busted beaks. Unlike chickens, I have a strong natural defense. I'm fire proof, impact resistant, and coated with teflon so that you can't grab me.
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Old 05-08-2015, 12:39 PM   #2766
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You can try, but many chickens have tried before and they have been left with bent, broken and busted beaks. Unlike chickens, I have a strong natural defense. I'm fire proof, impact resistant, and coated with teflon so that you can't grab me.
Are you sure? Some fires burn very hot.
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Old 05-08-2015, 01:12 PM   #2767
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Are you sure? Some fires burn very hot.
I have a very powerful AC system under my shell. It keeps my shell and myself cool even under the hottest conditions. I tested it on the sunny side of Mercury and I was barely warmed. The phoenixes living there were shocked to see me...and more so that I wasn't a ball of flame.

BTW, have you stopped by Mercury for a visit recently? The other phoenixes told me that they miss you.
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Old 05-09-2015, 01:20 PM   #2768
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Old 05-12-2015, 08:27 PM   #2769
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Evolutionary biologists turn back the clock on chickens to determine how they got their beaks -- and possibly make them look more badass.
http://www.cnet.com/uk/news/scientis...nosaur-snouts/

Paleontologists discover 'chicken from hell' dinosaur
http://www.cnet.com/news/paleontolog...hell-dinosaur/
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Old 05-12-2015, 09:04 PM   #2771
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