Unutterably Silly Chicken

[5thWiggleWife]

Originally Posted by crich70

Which Tuesday of which month?

And which year?

[poohbear_nc]

*chicken opens another Guinness*

....waiting on the turtles to arrive ....

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

*chicken opens another Guinness*

....waiting on the turtles to arrive ....

We will be there soon enough...and we'll be ready for you.

Meanwhile, here's a video showing you why you will face defeat...

[cromag]

Maybe a little something to listen to while you're waiting?

[poohbear_nc]

*chicken pops open another Guinness*

Still waiting for the pitter patter of those widdle turtle feets ....

[AprilHare]

So many decisions.
Delicious turtle soup, or delicious BBQ turtle?
Eaten in shell or keep shell as garnish?

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

*chicken pops open another Guinness*

Still waiting for the pitter patter of those widdle turtle feets ....

Originally Posted by AprilHare

So many decisions.
Delicious turtle soup, or delicious BBQ turtle?
Eaten in shell or keep shell as garnish?

When will the turtles come? Only the turtles know.

In preparation, I temporarily returned to my off-kilter scientist persona and created all kinds of wonderful "toys" for my turtle persona to store in my shell (he included TARDISic technology), including:

- A stocked spice rack, with all of the spices needed for delicious chicken.
- A set of flamethrowers (one on each leg), perfect for instant fried chicken.
- A complete library of cookbooks.
- A jet engine (perfect for high speed travel).
- A force field generator, offering complete protection from everything up to a 16-(non-Metric) ton weight.

I think I'm just about ready.

[eschwartz]

You stored spices inside your shell? How... daring.

I hope those flamethrowers you pointed at yourself don't go off, since you are already spiced.
If it does, your force field might even contain the blast!

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by eschwartz

You stored spices inside your shell? How... daring.

I hope those flamethrowers you pointed at yourself don't go off, since you are already spiced.
If it does, your force field might even contain the blast!

Actually, the flamethrowers are pointed away from me. Like my hero, Gamera, they let me turn into a flying disc when needed.

I also have a store of one of the most devastating materials known to humans: Limburger cheese. No chicken would be able to handle the pungent scent, and it's likely that a chicken would rather go into the kitchen rather than face it.

[eschwartz]

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Actually, the flamethrowers are pointed away from me. Like my hero, Gamera, they let me turn into a flying disc when needed.

Um, real life isn't quite like the movies. Strapping yourself to a flamethrower is not a good idea.

In fact, as you struggle with that massive machinery trying to keep it in line, it has swept across you four times, and that is just while I watched. Once it even aimed up your other leg and onto your actual body!!

Please stop this madness, I truly fear for your life!

I also have a store of one of the most devastating materials known to humans: Limburger cheese. No chicken would be able to handle the pungent scent, and it's likely that a chicken would rather go into the kitchen rather than face it.

Alas, the fatal flaw. You will fare no better, and you are the one already in a precarious position.

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by eschwartz

Um, real life isn't quite like the movies. Strapping yourself to a flamethrower is not a good idea.

In fact, as you struggle with that massive machinery trying to keep it in line, it has swept across you four times, and that is just while I watched. Once it even aimed up your other leg and onto your actual body!!

Please stop this madness, I truly fear for your life!



Alas, the fatal flaw. You will fare no better, and you are the one already in a precarious position.

I just found something even more devastating:

I will soon be surrounded by stunned chickens! Ha ha ha ha!

Fortunately, I like horrible music so it will have no affect on me! It's the perfect weapon!

[crich70]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

*chicken pops open another Guinness*

Still waiting for the pitter patter of those widdle turtle feets ....

You do realize that liquor can be used to flavor chicken don't you Pooh? lol.

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by crich70

You do realize that liquor can be used to flavor chicken don't you Pooh? lol.

That's true. Beer is a component of beer-battered fried chicken.

[AprilHare]

I hope you're enjoying that bath, turtle. Getting a bit warm, eh? No matter. Just a bit more heat..

[poohbear_nc]

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