Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 18

MJK2111 · 06-18-2010, 03:03 PM

Item number two was equally curious; 'Get the 7 Sheboygan bratwurst from the ape's uncle.' This was going to be trickier than I had imagined.

poohbear_nc · 06-18-2010, 03:35 PM

I pulled my hat brim lower over my eyes and read on. I definitely would need to increase my daily rate to cover these jobs!

MJK2111 · 06-18-2010, 03:49 PM

The dame was looking at me kinda funny, and I realized it was due to the rumbling noise coming from my stomach. "Hey blondie, how about we skedaddle over to the fried chicken joint and grab some grub?", I suggested.

poohbear_nc · 06-18-2010, 04:52 PM

"Oh no," she shrieked softly, "I NEVER eat chicken." "How could anyone eat food that used to be a cute fluffy little chick?"

WT Sharpe · 06-18-2010, 05:27 PM

"Easy. I just stuff it between my choppers and chow down," I replied with the kind of smile that hadn't crossed my face since the repeal of Prohibition.

GeoffC · 06-18-2010, 05:46 PM

..........

poohbear_nc · 06-18-2010, 06:41 PM

The dame fainted dead away, wafting gently to the carpet. I looked down at her for a while, then whistled up a taxi and said "KFC - $20 tip if we get back before she wakes up."

dreams · 06-20-2010, 04:42 AM

I was just finishing the last chicken wing and thinking to myself, that for such a little thing she sure does snore, when I saw her eyes open.

"'Bout time you woke up, Blondie," I said, as I picked a piece of chicken out of my teeth.

GeoffC · 06-20-2010, 06:35 AM

"Okay," I said; feeling somewhat full and fed-up in equal measure, "shall we not get this show on the road, and let me start earning this pittance you are offering?".
"Sure, why not?" she said whilst nibbling on a spare rib that she found tucked away in the box, "let's up and away now we've eaten, there's a bus leaving in 5 minute....."

poohbear_nc · 06-20-2010, 01:48 PM

"Hey lady," I growled "I never travel in anything other than a taxi." "And just where the hell are we going?"

dreams · 06-20-2010, 03:44 PM

"Fine!", she growled back at me, and I thought to myself, that she's kind of cute when she growls, even though she snores like a drunk.

"Ill fill you in as we get going," she said.

poohbear_nc · 06-20-2010, 04:31 PM

"Fine" I said and whistled up a cab. When I opened the door for the dame, a hairy arm shot out of the back of the cab and pulled the dame into the cab, which then sped away in a choking exhaust cloud.

GeoffC · 06-21-2010, 04:16 AM

"What, no way - this wasn't in any script I read or heard."

My hand held the luggage rack as tightly as I could as the cab sped off, I coughed as the exhaust fumes ticked the back of my throat - but no way was I going to let this dame and that monkey leave without me........there was my reputation to consider - that plus this dame was my first job since the Spring Contest ......

MJK2111 · 06-21-2010, 10:27 AM

Unfortunately for me, my hands were covered in chicken grease! I was losing my grip when the cab suddenly slowed down.

poohbear_nc · 06-21-2010, 10:52 AM

I shot over the top of the cab, cursing the flimsy paper napkins provided by KFC! As I landed on the hood, I saw the big ape pull the blonde out of the cab and run into a run-down brownstone row house.

06-18-2010, 05:27 PM	#260
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	"Easy. I just stuff it between my choppers and chow down," I replied with the kind of smile that hadn't crossed my face since the repeal of Prohibition. Last edited by WT Sharpe; 06-18-2010 at 05:29 PM.

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06-18-2010, 03:03 PM	#256
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Item number two was equally curious; 'Get the 7 Sheboygan bratwurst from the ape's uncle.' This was going to be trickier than I had imagined.

06-18-2010, 03:35 PM	#257
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,237 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I pulled my hat brim lower over my eyes and read on. I definitely would need to increase my daily rate to cover these jobs!

06-18-2010, 03:49 PM	#258
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	The dame was looking at me kinda funny, and I realized it was due to the rumbling noise coming from my stomach. "Hey blondie, how about we skedaddle over to the fried chicken joint and grab some grub?", I suggested.

06-18-2010, 04:52 PM	#259
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,237 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Oh no," she shrieked softly, "I NEVER eat chicken." "How could anyone eat food that used to be a cute fluffy little chick?"

06-18-2010, 05:46 PM	#261
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	..........

06-18-2010, 06:41 PM	#262
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,237 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	The dame fainted dead away, wafting gently to the carpet. I looked down at her for a while, then whistled up a taxi and said "KFC - $20 tip if we get back before she wakes up."

06-20-2010, 04:42 AM	#263
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	I was just finishing the last chicken wing and thinking to myself, that for such a little thing she sure does snore, when I saw her eyes open. "'Bout time you woke up, Blondie," I said, as I picked a piece of chicken out of my teeth.

06-20-2010, 06:35 AM	#264
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"Okay," I said; feeling somewhat full and fed-up in equal measure, "shall we not get this show on the road, and let me start earning this pittance you are offering?". "Sure, why not?" she said whilst nibbling on a spare rib that she found tucked away in the box, "let's up and away now we've eaten, there's a bus leaving in 5 minute....."

06-20-2010, 01:48 PM	#265
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,237 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Hey lady," I growled "I never travel in anything other than a taxi." "And just where the hell are we going?"

06-20-2010, 03:44 PM	#266
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	"Fine!", she growled back at me, and I thought to myself, that she's kind of cute when she growls, even though she snores like a drunk. "Ill fill you in as we get going," she said.

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06-20-2010, 04:31 PM	#267
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,237 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Fine" I said and whistled up a cab. When I opened the door for the dame, a hairy arm shot out of the back of the cab and pulled the dame into the cab, which then sped away in a choking exhaust cloud.

06-21-2010, 04:16 AM	#268
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	"What, no way - this wasn't in any script I read or heard." My hand held the luggage rack as tightly as I could as the cab sped off, I coughed as the exhaust fumes ticked the back of my throat - but no way was I going to let this dame and that monkey leave without me........there was my reputation to consider - that plus this dame was my first job since the Spring Contest ......

06-21-2010, 10:27 AM	#269
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Unfortunately for me, my hands were covered in chicken grease! I was losing my grip when the cab suddenly slowed down.

06-21-2010, 10:52 AM	#270
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 65,237 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I shot over the top of the cab, cursing the flimsy paper napkins provided by KFC! As I landed on the hood, I saw the big ape pull the blonde out of the cab and run into a run-down brownstone row house.