Silliness So what are you doing RIGHT NOW? - Page 1796

Katti's Cat · 01-22-2011, 09:08 PM

Feeling bad about myself cos i'm sitting on my curly behind rather than being out there shoveling mud to clean up the city.

GraceKrispy · 01-23-2011, 12:33 AM

VR, my lap-dancing buddy, my thoughts are with you right now. I have no joke for you, but perhaps thinking of our last dance together (were you on top or was I ? I forget) will bring your mind to a happier place. Love coming your way---

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Originally Posted by dreams

Yea!! on the new house.

It's miserable to have to be up and doing things when all you want to do is curl up, feel better, and read. I hope you feel better soon.

Thanks! I moved a lot of stuff today. Now I need to sleep! (only 3 1/2 hours last night, not helpful, and I have to drive a friend to the airport early tomorrow!!)

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Originally Posted by Katti's Cat

Feeling bad about myself cos i'm sitting on my curly behind rather than being out there shoveling mud to clean up the city.

Thinking of you and your city!

maianhvk · 01-23-2011, 12:53 AM

I'm celebrating

last day of the 1st term at academy

We are given a 3-week-holiday and won't be back to the battlefield until Feb 14th

happy_terd · 01-23-2011, 01:32 AM

Dont get too crazy.

happy_terd · 01-23-2011, 01:58 AM

My wife wants to watch the film dream girls. I hope that movie isnt too dull.

GeoffC · 01-23-2011, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Trying not to think about the suffering my dad is going through in his final hours. Anybody got a good joke? A really long one?

Sorry to read this ... take care.

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Originally Posted by Latinandgreek

Thank you, but I'm not done my Ph.D. yet - I was just working on my Ph.D while finishing up my other M.A., hopefully I'll be able to defend my thesis by the end of this year (that's my plan).

Thanks for the well wishes, everyone, you really know how to make a gal feel special!

Brilliant !

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Originally Posted by maianhvk

I'm celebrating

last day of the 1st term at academy

We are given a 3-week-holiday and won't be back to the battlefield until Feb 14th

Brilliant !

nohmi2 · 01-23-2011, 05:09 AM

Finding jokes (old ones I submitted ages ago) for Vivaldirules, who needs them.

AUSSIE LIFESAVER.

A woman sitting in a Bondi restaurant suddenly began to cough.After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,and two locals, Kenzie and Bruce sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

'Kin ya swaller?' asked Kenzie.

The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head.

'Kin ya breathe?' asked Brian.

The woman shook her head 'No!!!'

With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down her bum.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Bruce said in admiration, 'Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen anybody do it'

GeoffC · 01-23-2011, 05:18 AM

nohmi2 · 01-23-2011, 05:26 AM

Religious battle golf
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life.

"Not to worry," said the Cardinal, "we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres... We can't lose!" Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made and, of course, Jack was honored and agreed to play.

The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of his success in the match. "I came in second, your Holiness," said Nicklaus.

"Second?!!" exclaimed the surprised Pope. "You came in second to Shimon Peres?!!"

"No," said Nicklaus, "second to Rabbi Woods."

Latinandgreek · 01-23-2011, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Trying not to think about the suffering my dad is going through in his final hours. Anybody got a good joke? A really long one?

I'm so sorry VR. I'll be keeping you and your dad in my prayers.

kennyc · 01-23-2011, 10:21 AM

I'm working on my latest drawing.....hope to finish today....

bjones6416 · 01-23-2011, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by kennyc

I'm working on my latest drawing.....hope to finish today....

I'm glad you wrestled that muse into submission!

maianhvk · 01-23-2011, 11:09 AM

I just bought my niece a book: L'encyclopédie des cancres : Des rebelles et autres génies (of course in Vietnamese)

and I'm reading it

my niece is 2 years old and a half anyway, but I like the book so much that I had to buy it... she can read it when she reaches 10, yeah?

kennyc · 01-23-2011, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by bjones6416

I'm glad you wrestled that muse into submission!

That's why I'm keeping my pitchfork handy...

desertblues · 01-23-2011, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Trying not to think about the suffering my dad is going through in his final hours. Anybody got a good joke? A really long one?

I'm very sorry for you and wish you courage.

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Originally Posted by GraceKrispy

We're supposed to sign on our new house Monday morning- wahoo!! But it means a lot of cleaning/moving stuff, etc. And I feel so junk

Taking a very short break...

Congrats on your new house; must be exciting. Lots of luck with moving and hope you're feeling better after the weekend.

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Originally Posted by Katti's Cat

Feeling bad about myself cos i'm sitting on my curly behind rather than being out there shoveling mud to clean up the city.

Please give yourself a big hug from me.

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Originally Posted by maianhvk

I'm celebrating

last day of the 1st term at academy

We are given a 3-week-holiday and won't be back to the battlefield until Feb 14th

Yeah!!!!

01-22-2011, 09:08 PM	#26926
Katti's Cat Wizard Posts: 2,259 Karma: 175640 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Brisbane Australia Device: Sony PRS-600	Feeling bad about myself cos i'm sitting on my curly behind rather than being out there shoveling mud to clean up the city.

01-23-2011, 12:53 AM	#26928
maianhvk whimsical Posts: 2,779 Karma: 88193939 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: in darkness Device: current: PPW 4. brick: K3 & Voyage.	I'm celebrating last day of the 1st term at academy We are given a 3-week-holiday and won't be back to the battlefield until Feb 14th

01-23-2011, 01:32 AM	#26929
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Dont get too crazy.

01-23-2011, 01:58 AM	#26930
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	My wife wants to watch the film dream girls. I hope that movie isnt too dull.

01-23-2011, 05:09 AM	#26932
nohmi2 Pensively observing. Posts: 1,758 Karma: 12675456 Join Date: Jun 2008 Device: Varied.	Finding jokes (old ones I submitted ages ago) for Vivaldirules, who needs them. AUSSIE LIFESAVER. A woman sitting in a Bondi restaurant suddenly began to cough.After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,and two locals, Kenzie and Bruce sitting at the next table turned to look at her. 'Kin ya swaller?' asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head. 'Kin ya breathe?' asked Brian. The woman shook her head 'No!!!' With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down her bum. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Bruce said in admiration, 'Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen anybody do it'

01-23-2011, 05:18 AM	#26933
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW

01-23-2011, 05:26 AM	#26934
nohmi2 Pensively observing. Posts: 1,758 Karma: 12675456 Join Date: Jun 2008 Device: Varied.	Religious battle golf The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life. "Not to worry," said the Cardinal, "we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres... We can't lose!" Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made and, of course, Jack was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of his success in the match. "I came in second, your Holiness," said Nicklaus. "Second?!!" exclaimed the surprised Pope. "You came in second to Shimon Peres?!!" "No," said Nicklaus, "second to Rabbi Woods."

01-23-2011, 10:21 AM	#26936
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,922 Karma: 119747553 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2 & PW, Onyx Boox Go6	I'm working on my latest drawing.....hope to finish today....

01-23-2011, 11:09 AM	#26938
maianhvk whimsical Posts: 2,779 Karma: 88193939 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: in darkness Device: current: PPW 4. brick: K3 & Voyage.	I just bought my niece a book: L'encyclopédie des cancres : Des rebelles et autres génies (of course in Vietnamese) and I'm reading it my niece is 2 years old and a half anyway, but I like the book so much that I had to buy it... she can read it when she reaches 10, yeah?