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Old 05-18-2015, 06:05 PM   #26056
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Yes, I like that too! I used to re-enact that time period. However, since we were enacting battlefields, and doing it in the middle of the summer out in the sun, no one much wanted to wear gear as fancy as that. They did frequently have to wear red woolen frock coats, though. (At least, the British army side did.)
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Old 05-19-2015, 06:48 PM   #26057
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ARRGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHH!!!!

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"at the end of the lines hyphens are used. for example page 5 “Dragon-breath.” please take all the hyphens out you used to change the line. for example “Dragonbreath.”
Mind you, this entire line, due to some other aspects, (it's set with a BFL) has a whopping total of 41 characters. FORTY-ONE. "Dragon" contains 8 of them.

This is NOT for an eBook.
THIS IS FOR A PRINT BOOK.
A justified print book.




Do we have a blankety-blank-blank icon for "crickets?"

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Old 05-19-2015, 07:21 PM   #26058
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Your avatar says it all, I think. Sorry the world has so many of those demons of stupidity ....
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Old 05-19-2015, 07:24 PM   #26059
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Your avatar says it all, I think. Sorry the world has so many of those demons of stupidity ....
As he looks around for a shadow to hide in, she's on to me!
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Old 05-19-2015, 07:45 PM   #26060
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Your avatar says it all, I think. Sorry the world has so many of those demons of stupidity ....
Do youse guys think that Xanax comes in easily-refillable, handy, Costco-sized drip containers? With a nice "throttle" doodah, to turn it up to HIGH?

URGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH.

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Don't be silly. :-)

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Old 05-19-2015, 08:10 PM   #26061
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Mind you, this entire line, due to some other aspects, (it's set with a BFL) has a whopping total of 41 characters. FORTY-ONE. "Dragon" contains 8 of them.

This is NOT for an eBook.
THIS IS FOR A PRINT BOOK.
A justified print book.




Do we have a blankety-blank-blank icon for "crickets?"

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Write an email to your client mentioning that all professionally formatted books sold by BPHs use hyphens in a process called justification. Ask him if he wants a book that a BPH would be willing to publish. Link to the Wikipedia articles on hyphenation and justification for added measure.

Delete that email without sending it, and write a new one that says essentially the same thing but politely.

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Old 05-19-2015, 08:49 PM   #26062
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And suggest that, if "Dragonbreath" absolutely must not be split, that he needs to rewrite the sentence so there are more words in that line. IE turn it back into something HE did wrong.

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Old 05-19-2015, 09:06 PM   #26063
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Do youse guys think that Xanax comes in easily-refillable, handy, Costco-sized drip containers? With a nice "throttle" doodah, to turn it up to HIGH?

URGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH.

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Don't be silly. :-)

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Old 05-19-2015, 09:21 PM   #26064
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Good heavens. I don't think even Andre the Giant could lift that bottle to pour it. So it's an "input only" bottle?
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Old 05-20-2015, 01:09 PM   #26065
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Old 05-20-2015, 01:10 PM   #26066
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Oh, KK! I hope something can be done about the pain and you can get some sleep soon.
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Old 05-20-2015, 01:55 PM   #26067
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Indeed! That's not a good place to be.
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Old 05-24-2015, 08:17 AM   #26068
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WHY would any ebook creator label every paragraph with a CSS style named 'chapter'?

I had to tweak calibre's structure detection processing to avoid The Handsome man's De Lexe Café ending up with 1250 one-paragraph pages when converted to epub from AZW3...
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Old 05-24-2015, 01:30 PM   #26069
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Why in the world can't Bradley fix their otherwise superb smoker so the d*** biscuits feed properly??? Everyone complains about the current feed mechanism and Bradley just says useless things like "clean the slideway properly, etc". Yeah, right. We all know that. But even when perfectly clean and smooth, they don't reliably feed. And hello?! These things sit outside and are subject to humidity, thermal variations, and, oh by the way, the smoke they generate! Fix the mechanism so it isn't quite so BARELY adequate but has a little margin. I love my Bradley (especially after all I've done to modify and improve it!), but I hate the feed mechanism.

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Old 05-25-2015, 12:35 AM   #26070
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This sux. Me want to buy a new PC to replace mine, but to get the same type I'm using currently (amount of ram, gpu spec, and stuff) meaning a current upper mid range pc. It'll cost me between three to five months salary :'(
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