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Old 09-17-2014, 12:32 AM   #2581
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Old 09-17-2014, 08:38 AM   #2582
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Old 11-22-2014, 05:14 PM   #2583
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With every intention of staying that way..
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Old 11-22-2014, 05:20 PM   #2584
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Old 11-22-2014, 05:27 PM   #2585
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You look chilly out there. Come inside and warm up by the oven.
It is reaching 35°C (95°F) outside today. You've got to be joking!
I'm hanging out in my coop today. Well away from your oven, fiend!
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Old 11-22-2014, 06:28 PM   #2586
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So, you have returned AprilHare. Welcome back, we must give you a warm reception.

I have a protective coating for you, if you are interested.

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Old 11-22-2014, 06:32 PM   #2587
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Welcome back AprilHare. I'm glad to see you are unharmed. I had thought a certain other chicken had done away with you.
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Old 11-22-2014, 07:06 PM   #2588
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Old 11-22-2014, 08:29 PM   #2589
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Old 11-22-2014, 10:10 PM   #2590
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Welcome back, AprilHare.
(I hope you didn't leave us all this time out of fear for your life. If so, just know some of us are your friends. )


(Or at least highly ambivalent)
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It gave Kit an annoyed look. "All right, so I'm ambivalent," the Lone One said. "But isn't ambivalence preferable to pure evil?"
Kit considered that one for a moment. "See? You're buying it already," the Lone One said. "I was getting bored with absolute evil, anyway. I find that you can do a lot more damage with ambivalence ... and it's not as easily detectable from a distance, not anywhere near as memorable. Pure evil sticks out the way pure anything sticks out in a world full of mixtures and mélanges and shades of gray. Ambivalence can be discounted, or explained away, or mistaken for confusion or a mind not completely made up yet."

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Old 11-23-2014, 05:03 PM   #2591
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Old 11-28-2014, 10:47 PM   #2592
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I have a protective coating for you, if you are interested.

*Solitaire1 pushes the bottle of the BBQ sauce out of sight.*
I seen it anyway. On videocam. (I appeared to you as a hologram.)
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Welcome back AprilHare. I'm glad to see you are unharmed. I had thought a certain other chicken had done away with you.
We chooks back each other up, all the way!
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Nice to see you again AprilHare. Try to stay cool.
Will do. Staying away from freezers though, they have a poor reputation amongst chickens..
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My chook friend has returned! Be very wary - these fiends are cunning!
Don't worry poohbear_nc, they'll never get us!
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(I hope you didn't leave us all this time out of fear for your life. If so, just know some of us are your friends. )


(Or at least highly ambivalent)
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Yes. I know what kind of finger-licking friends/fiends one can find around here..
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Old 11-29-2014, 06:14 AM   #2593
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Old 11-29-2014, 09:44 PM   #2594
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Yes. I know what kind of finger-licking friends/fiends one can find around here..
When have I ever given you cause to mistrust me?

I have in fact conspired to protect chickens whenever possible -- mostly for my own amusement, I do confess.

Please. Point out to me where I have tried to eat you.
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Old 12-01-2014, 04:39 AM   #2595
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When have I ever given you cause to mistrust me?

I have in fact conspired to protect chickens whenever possible -- mostly for my own amusement, I do confess.

Please. Point out to me where I have tried to eat you.
The bite mark on my left thigh. For starters.
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