Silliness Party at Marc's!!!! - Page 17

happy_terd · 08-23-2010, 08:29 PM

So by that logic you would drink the nasty public bath water if I didnt pee in it?

bjones6416 · 08-23-2010, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

We have a hung parliament now, Very exciting.

Where IS Marc, anyway? Is he off dealing with the hung parliament?

I'm getting back in the pool...

SneakySnake · 08-23-2010, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

LOST: one pair of tidy whities - somewhere near the pool.

Please return if found (unless they are now moving by themselves) - KK's boy shorts are beginning to chafe!

Thank You.

You can borrow a pair of my yoga tights if you like.

I will rinse them out in the pool first!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjones6416

Where IS Marc, anyway? Is he off dealing with the hung parliament?

I'm getting back in the pool...

Yep! he's gone to Canberra (not something you wanna do in August!) to sort 'em out.

recluse · 08-24-2010, 12:22 AM

It sure got quiet around here all of a sudden.
Look at all that rank naked flesh.
It's like one of Hieronymus Bosch's wet dreams.
Maybe Caligula's.
Definitely Ted Kennedy's.
Icky.
They sure do smell.
Hot smegma and rotten mushrooms.
Pool smells worse.
I can actually see the different fluids forming layers.
And that big hair wad on the bottom sure looks nasty.
And all the bright people never showed up.
Funny, that.
Think I will take my leave.

GraceKrispy · 08-24-2010, 12:27 AM

*gasp* *sputter*

Hey! Thereʻs a WHOLE WORLD down here in the pool!! Cʻmon down and join me!

*dive*

recluse · 08-24-2010, 12:41 AM

Wow!
A talking hair wad!
Definitely time to go.
Way too early to be hallucinating.
I'll just toss this crate of Efferdent into the pool before I go.
Maybe it'll break up that weird hair wad before it clogs the filter.
Add a little Draino for good luck.

pshrynk · 08-24-2010, 06:08 AM

Drano is one of the many ingredients that make Zany Carters unique amongst fabled drinks. In fact Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are actually part of the ingredients list, as well.

recluse · 08-24-2010, 11:51 AM

Well, isn't that special!

Very trendy.
"Sex and the City" meets "Lost Weekend"

Sterno with a paper umbrella.

pshrynk · 08-24-2010, 01:43 PM

And twirly straws. Asbestos mitts for handling are handed out at the door.

recluse · 08-24-2010, 01:57 PM

Pass.
I may be an alcoholic, but I do have my self respect.

Later, Doc.

GeoffC · 08-25-2010, 04:33 AM

I don't wish to alarm, but there's a body over there >>>>>

there's some red stuff around the head and also a crowbar !

I do believe there is, also, a reading device lying face down, some bits of blue thread and broken glass in the grass .....

FlorenceArt · 08-25-2010, 04:37 AM

Time loop alert

montsnmags · 08-25-2010, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Sorry, I've been sort of tied up all day. My bonehead son in law finally admitted he had no idea how to take care of his dog, so I am now the proud owner of a four year old lab, name of Honey, that has been taking my every moment. She is potty trained and that's about it. I've been spending the day being the alpha dog and getting her to settle down. She's finally starting to act somewhat like a lab, rather than a neurotic mess. Right now, I'm sitting on the floor next to her kennel, getting her used to being in a new environment.

I could really use a drink!

One XXXZCD Big Gulp for you, good sir. Gratis golf umbrella shaded, as you like. Bring the dog...keep VR on his toes, entertaining a whippersnapper.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javed

Marc.

I am looking for the Buddha lamp; would like to see how your craftmanship turned out! Is his belly glowing different colors?

I'll have to take photos. His belly glows different colours, yes. In certain states of mind, it glows zorange.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

I don't wish to alarm, but there's a body over there >>>>>

there's some red stuff around the head and also a crowbar !

I do believe there is, also, a reading device lying face down, some bits of blue thread and broken glass in the grass .....

Geoff...are you in a very bright room at the moment? Surrounded by preserves? Looking out a big window? Don't worry, that's the Day Jar View room. You're looking out onto something that's happened some time in the past. That body's either well-and-truly fertilized the patma raksasa meadow by now, or it has been reanimated with liberal dowsing in alternating Holy Water and ZCD concentrate.

Cheers,
Marc (with apologies for being an absent and absent-minded host)

GeoffC · 08-25-2010, 05:57 AM

Marc ..... erm .... no,

the room has just gone dark ......

no, wait, there's a green tinge appearing, but only in the peripheral of my vision ....

LazyScot · 08-25-2010, 05:58 AM

<BzzzzBingZapGargle #Oh Say Can we Drink, to the Dawn's Early# BangHiccup snortle whistle "Its party time, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it." whizzpop whizzpop> (Which is, apparently, Marc's doorbell chime).

<A few moment's later>

"Ummm... Anyone know what Marc is at the moment? It's just there's a delivery laddy with, and I quote, A crate of Friday Evenings, Assorted Party Techno-Wizardry and Non-Reality Constrained Liquid Refereshment Components, that are all apparently from the Montsmags Enterprises Party Dysfunction and Election Derigging Division. The laddy wants a signature and $300. Or his choice from the underwear decorating the trees out front (but not the ones the drop bear and his friend the haggis are wearing).

"Come to think of it, does anyone know who long Marc's had a pet drop bear, or what it is trying to do to the haggis?"

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08-23-2010, 08:29 PM	#241
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	So by that logic you would drink the nasty public bath water if I didnt pee in it?

08-24-2010, 12:22 AM	#244
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	It sure got quiet around here all of a sudden. Look at all that rank naked flesh. It's like one of Hieronymus Bosch's wet dreams. Maybe Caligula's. Definitely Ted Kennedy's. Icky. They sure do smell. Hot smegma and rotten mushrooms. Pool smells worse. I can actually see the different fluids forming layers. And that big hair wad on the bottom sure looks nasty. And all the bright people never showed up. Funny, that. Think I will take my leave.

08-24-2010, 12:27 AM	#245
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	gasp sputter Hey! Thereʻs a WHOLE WORLD down here in the pool!! Cʻmon down and join me! dive

08-24-2010, 12:41 AM	#246
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Wow! A talking hair wad! Definitely time to go. Way too early to be hallucinating. I'll just toss this crate of Efferdent into the pool before I go. Maybe it'll break up that weird hair wad before it clogs the filter. Add a little Draino for good luck.

08-24-2010, 06:08 AM	#247
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Drano is one of the many ingredients that make Zany Carters unique amongst fabled drinks. In fact Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are actually part of the ingredients list, as well.

08-24-2010, 11:51 AM	#248
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Well, isn't that special! Very trendy. "Sex and the City" meets "Lost Weekend" Sterno with a paper umbrella.

08-24-2010, 01:43 PM	#249
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	And twirly straws. Asbestos mitts for handling are handed out at the door.

08-24-2010, 01:57 PM	#250
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Pass. I may be an alcoholic, but I do have my self respect. Later, Doc.

08-25-2010, 04:33 AM	#251
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	I don't wish to alarm, but there's a body over there >>>>> there's some red stuff around the head and also a crowbar ! I do believe there is, also, a reading device lying face down, some bits of blue thread and broken glass in the grass .....

08-25-2010, 04:37 AM	#252
FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	Time loop alert

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08-25-2010, 05:57 AM	#254
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Marc ..... erm .... no, the room has just gone dark ...... no, wait, there's a green tinge appearing, but only in the peripheral of my vision ....

08-25-2010, 05:58 AM	#255
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	<BzzzzBingZapGargle #Oh Say Can we Drink, to the Dawn's Early# BangHiccup snortle whistle "Its party time, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it." whizzpop whizzpop> (Which is, apparently, Marc's doorbell chime). <A few moment's later> "Ummm... Anyone know what Marc is at the moment? It's just there's a delivery laddy with, and I quote, A crate of Friday Evenings, Assorted Party Techno-Wizardry and Non-Reality Constrained Liquid Refereshment Components, that are all apparently from the Montsmags Enterprises Party Dysfunction and Election Derigging Division. The laddy wants a signature and $300. Or his choice from the underwear decorating the trees out front (but not the ones the drop bear and his friend the haggis are wearing). "Come to think of it, does anyone know who long Marc's had a pet drop bear, or what it is trying to do to the haggis?"