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Old 05-08-2010, 12:47 PM   #241
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If I were you, Mr. Poohbear, I'd avoid saying anything more until your lawyer gets here. (Hopefully Dano will be back from the car first. He knows better recipes than I do.)
You know you can read recipes [optimized for large screens] on your Kindle DX - as you plot your nefarious attempts to endanger certain MR members of an avian species?

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Old 05-09-2010, 09:49 AM   #242
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Plot? I'm not sure what you're getting at... I'm trying to determine whether this site has been infiltrated by Amazon shills... a determination, mind you, that others have clearly come to, and the systematic decimation of your family members seems to have resulted from. So I urge you again, Mr. Poohbear, to come clean before any more blood is spilled!

Or turned into a lovely sauce with basil and a hint of garlic.
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Old 05-09-2010, 11:08 AM   #243
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Old 05-09-2010, 12:16 PM   #244
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Old 05-09-2010, 12:20 PM   #245
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Or turned into a lovely sauce with basil and a hint of garlic.
You know Mr. Jordan, while you are waiting for your sauce to simmer, you could be downloading and reading the entire NY Times bestseller list - in under a minute?

[And - my, my Mr. Jordan, I've just been reviewing your Amazon purchase history with my dear personal friend Jeff, and I don't think you'd want to share some of these selections with your friends at MR ... ehhh??? Didn't think so. Let's just lower the flame in that broiler of yours now and slowly back away from the stove.]
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Old 05-09-2010, 01:41 PM   #246
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[And - my, my Mr. Jordan, I've just been reviewing your Amazon purchase history with my dear personal friend Jeff, and I don't think you'd want to share some of these selections with your friends at MR ... ehhh??? Didn't think so. Let's just lower the flame in that broiler of yours now and slowly back away from the stove.]
Nice try, chickie. Do you know how many Steve Jordans shop on Amazon? You can't possibly tell my purchases from any of those others.

The baster, though. That was mine.
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Old 05-09-2010, 02:12 PM   #247
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The baster, though. That was mine.
You give yourself away Mr. Steve Jordan, purchaser of item:

http://www.amazon.com/Tovolo-80-1100...3428655&sr=8-1

It's now chicken's play to link this purchase with your other, shall we say more interesting, purchases?

[And did you know how easy it is to use the One Click purchase method on your Kindle? Books in under 60 seconds.]
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Old 05-09-2010, 04:50 PM   #248
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Steve, perhaps you would like some help getting that Chicken Butt on that spit?
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Old 05-09-2010, 05:18 PM   #249
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Steve, perhaps you would like some help getting that Chicken Butt on that spit?
Ahhh Mr. vr I believe - yessss - Jeff & I have been reviewing your Amazon purchases too. Naughty naughty! Perhaps you want to reconsider your rash offer.

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Old 05-09-2010, 06:21 PM   #250
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Ahhh Mr. vr I believe - yessss - Jeff & I have been reviewing your Amazon purchases too. Naughty naughty! Perhaps you want to reconsider your rash offer.

[Speaking of offers - get free shipping on that Kindle for mom!!]
You can do that? Listen; I don't know if you've looked at my account, but I can explain that Manga porn. I think someone else got into my account.
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Old 05-09-2010, 07:02 PM   #251
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You can do that? Listen; I don't know if you've looked at my account, but I can explain that Manga porn. I think someone else got into my account.

Nice attempt at a pre-emptive strike.
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Old 05-09-2010, 07:25 PM   #252
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You can do that? Listen; I don't know if you've looked at my account, but I can explain that Manga porn. I think someone else got into my account.
Yes - someone named Norton I believe! Nice try to blame the little flatulent fido for someone's weakness.

No no it's quite alright - you've been a staunch supporter of the K cause - your secrets are safe.
Now as for the little annoying doggie ......
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Old 05-09-2010, 07:58 PM   #253
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Flatulent?! ANNOYING?!?!
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Old 05-09-2010, 08:08 PM   #254
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Flatulent?! ANNOYING?!?!
No no - don't be so sensitive.

Norton is the flatulent dog.

You are the annoying dog.

Got it?
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Old 05-09-2010, 08:22 PM   #255
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Steve, perhaps you would like some help getting that Chicken Butt on that spit?
He doesn't seem to need any help... he's doing a fine job burning himself. (Hmm... better get that baster.)
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