Silliness A Duck, armadillo, cat, Panda etc walk into a bar! - Page 17

daffy4u · 07-24-2008, 06:56 PM

Patricia · 07-24-2008, 06:57 PM

"Sherlock Holmes said to Dr Watson: `I can tell you exactly what you've been doing today.' Watson said, `That's incredible, Holmes. Tell me.' So Holmes said, `You had egg and bacon for breakfast, read a book until 11 o'clock, had lunch in your favourite restaurant, walked in the park for almost two hours, then went home in a taxi.' Watson said, `That's astounding, Holmes, how do you know?' Holmes said, `I was with you all day'."

RWood · 07-24-2008, 07:58 PM

So the duck said, "How do you make a hormone?"
And the armadillo responded, "Threaten not to pay her."

desertgrandma · 07-24-2008, 08:21 PM

3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood

desertgrandma · 07-24-2008, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWood

So the duck said, "How do you make a hormone?"
And the armadillo responded, "Threaten not to pay her."

grooaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn!

RickyMaveety · 07-24-2008, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood

These are good! I like these corporate merger jokes!

In high school ... that was my nickname "Goodyear" ... after the blimp (which I much resembled). I'm not quite so heavy now ... but the nickname stuck. I was always sort of partial to it myself. I even had a Goodyear blimp pendant for many years (although I don't know where it's gone off too ....)

daffy4u · 07-24-2008, 08:44 PM

The Goodyear blimp lives near me and often stalks me when I'm sitting out on my balcony.

desertgrandma · 07-24-2008, 09:21 PM

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

RickyMaveety · 07-24-2008, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daffy4u

The Goodyear blimp lives near me and often stalks me when I'm sitting out on my balcony.

Yup .... I used to drive by it all the time when I was driving from LA to San Diego and back. I think the blimp they have there is the "Columbia."

Madam Broshkina · 07-24-2008, 10:44 PM

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

desertgrandma · 07-24-2008, 10:45 PM

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beers when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits; sips his beer; and says, "Better think it over - - - - women like that are hard to find."

Come on, people, I'm dyin' here!

daffy4u · 07-24-2008, 10:47 PM

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, she'll be here all week!

RWood · 07-24-2008, 10:49 PM

Joe: I got a new car for my wife.
Bubba: Really, they wouldn't give me anything for mine.

RWood · 07-24-2008, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daffy4u

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, she'll be here all week!

Be sure to tip the wait staff!

daffy4u · 07-24-2008, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWood

Joe: I got a new car for my wife.
Bubba: Really, they wouldn't give me anything for mine.

He's got a million of 'em!

07-24-2008, 09:21 PM	#248
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	FOR THE SOUTHERNERS Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

07-24-2008, 10:45 PM	#251
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	FOR THE MEN Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beers when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits; sips his beer; and says, "Better think it over - - - - women like that are hard to find." Come on, people, I'm dyin' here!

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Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	"Sherlock Holmes said to Dr Watson: `I can tell you exactly what you've been doing today.' Watson said, `That's incredible, Holmes. Tell me.' So Holmes said, `You had egg and bacon for breakfast, read a book until 11 o'clock, had lunch in your favourite restaurant, walked in the park for almost two hours, then went home in a taxi.' Watson said, `That's astounding, Holmes, how do you know?' Holmes said, `I was with you all day'."

07-24-2008, 07:58 PM	#243
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	So the duck said, "How do you make a hormone?" And the armadillo responded, "Threaten not to pay her."

07-24-2008, 08:21 PM	#244
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood

07-24-2008, 08:44 PM	#247
daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	The Goodyear blimp lives near me and often stalks me when I'm sitting out on my balcony.

07-24-2008, 10:44 PM	#250
Madam Broshkina Manic Do Fuse Posts: 2,312 Karma: 3325462 Join Date: Oct 2006 Device: Sony 500, 505, 350, Kindle 3, DXG, nook, Irex DR800SG, iPad	Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

07-24-2008, 10:47 PM	#252
daffy4u I'm Super Kindle-icious Posts: 6,734 Karma: 2434103 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Drive, Calinadia Candafornia Device: KDXG, KT, Oasis	Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, she'll be here all week!

07-24-2008, 10:49 PM	#253
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	Joe: I got a new car for my wife. Bubba: Really, they wouldn't give me anything for mine.

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