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Old 03-06-2011, 09:09 PM   #2506
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Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey slapped his forehead and replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's [obscenity delelted - MODERATOR] goofy!"
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Old 03-06-2011, 10:00 PM   #2507
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:15 AM   #2508
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:28 AM   #2509
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:46 AM   #2510
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:54 AM   #2511
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:55 AM   #2512
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Unless it displays only 24hour time. Then it's only once.
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:58 AM   #2513
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LOL, well I'm not French Canadian, we use the am/pm system...what the heck is that called? The 12 hour system I mean.
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Old 03-07-2011, 07:15 AM   #2514
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LOL, well I'm not French Canadian, we use the am/pm system...what the heck is that called? The 12 hour system I mean.
I know, I know, I think only the military (and some computers) use 24 hour system.
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Old 03-07-2011, 07:21 AM   #2515
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I know, I know, I think only the military (and some computers) use 24 hour system.
Plus all of the hospitals that I've ever been employed at or contracted my services to.
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Old 03-07-2011, 07:28 AM   #2516
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I know, I know, I think only the military (and some computers) use 24 hour system.
and the British railway system...
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Old 03-07-2011, 07:48 AM   #2517
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Old 03-07-2011, 07:49 AM   #2518
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Old 03-07-2011, 11:40 AM   #2520
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