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Murderous Mustela
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite
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Well to be honest, our first priority is murder and mayhem. The meal is incidental.
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#2477 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 67780237
Join Date: Jul 2011
Device: none
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But delicious.
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#2478 |
Force-Aware Elf
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Karma: 11557898
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Valinor
Device: Kindle 4 w/SO
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Definately
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#2479 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Karma: 135242149
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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*chicken records murderous conversation for later use in self-protective blackmail*
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#2480 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 67780237
Join Date: Jul 2011
Device: none
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Mmmm...black[ened] mail chicken.
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#2481 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Karma: 135242149
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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*chicken mails self to undisclosed location*
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#2482 |
Murderous Mustela
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Karma: 48000000
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite
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#2483 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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Karma: 96828311
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know)
Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini
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Wow I just got the strangest package in the mail. It doesn't have a return address on it either. Hmmm.... clearly suspicious.....I'll just pop it into the microwave for a bit to ensure there is no contaminates involved and see what happens..
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#2484 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Karma: 135242149
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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Fortunately, I was wearing a metal watch and glasses - which blew the door off the microwave, allowing me to escape, somewhat singed but safe .... Now .... off to the laboratory for some fun ....
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#2485 |
Samurai Lizard
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Karma: 70029956
Join Date: Nov 2009
Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4
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*Solitaire1 goes into his laboratory and happens upon a hapless chicken who wondered into his lab.*
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Ex-Helpdesk Junkie
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Karma: 85400180
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: The Beaten Path, USA, Roundworld, This Side of Infinity
Device: Kindle Touch fw5.3.7 (Wifi only)
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At least you know it wasn't poohbear -- he has no need to wonder about your lab; he knows all too well. Perhaps he went to his own laboratory... |
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#2487 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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*hiding out in the Wiggle's laboratory*
Shhhhssh! Don't tell them - they'll activate the minions! |
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#2488 |
Benevolent Evil Lord
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Karma: 48339466
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!)
Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPad Mini, PocketEdge(retired)
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*click*
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#2489 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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Dang it! Now I'm trapped inside a supply cabinet - while oodles of minions march around & around searching for me!
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#2490 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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Karma: 96828311
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know)
Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini
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*click-CLICK*
And the door swings open..... |
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11 herbs and spices, cajun spiced aprilhare, canibal penguins rule, cluck, kentucky fried poohbear, kfc on the house!!, ready roasted red phoenix, time to eat chicken! |
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