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Old 06-04-2014, 09:22 AM   #2431
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*chicken ducks the skunk spray & deflects it towards others in the thread*

Now ... to sit back and watch stinky angry ferrets taking care of the mad scientist ...
I'll get the popcorn.
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Old 06-04-2014, 01:15 PM   #2432
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*chicken ducks the skunk spray & deflects it towards others in the thread*

Now ... to sit back and watch stinky angry ferrets taking care of the mad scientist ...
*The ferrets attempt to attack the off-kilter scientist but they can't reach him due to the skunk scent. The kind off-kilter scientist decides to show compassion to the ferrets. He turns off the field (dispersing the smell) and gives them chicken strips (I did an internet check and that is one of the foods that comprise a ferret's diet). Grateful for the snack, they turn their attention to the chicken who directed them to attack the scientist... *
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Old 06-04-2014, 02:47 PM   #2433
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Since the chicken strips were made from tofu, the ferrets become confused and run off searching for a soybean field.
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Old 06-04-2014, 03:08 PM   #2434
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Those ferrets you were referring to may be satisfied (and confused), but we demand vengeance!

*charges up death ray*
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Old 06-04-2014, 07:37 PM   #2435
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*chicken extends a leg & causally aims the death ray towards a certain off-kilter scientist type*
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Old 06-04-2014, 08:53 PM   #2436
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ZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!


**Doggy races in, runs straight into the chicken and knocks the death ray up into the air.
The chicken goes flying out to the right.
The weasels scamper out of the way to the left and the off-kilter scientist stumbles out of the thread.
The death ray plummets to the ground and smashes into pieces.**

Hey! Where did everybody go?
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Old 06-04-2014, 09:00 PM   #2437
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Old 06-04-2014, 09:02 PM   #2438
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ZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!


**Doggy races in, runs straight into the chicken and knocks the death ray up into the air.
The chicken goes flying out to the right.
The weasels scamper out of the way to the left and the off-kilter scientist stumbles out of the thread.
The death ray plummets to the ground and smashes into pieces.**

Hey! Where did everybody go?
Flying high in the sky.

Gotta love thermals.
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Old 06-05-2014, 02:59 AM   #2439
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Our death ray! Do you know how long it took us to drag that from Tesla's secret underground cache of doomsday devices?!
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Hey! Who knocked me down? I didn't break your death ray! It was that 5WW interfering with a perfectly good spot of carnage! Who let the dogs out?
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Old 06-05-2014, 08:13 AM   #2441
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Hey! Who knocked me down? I didn't break your death ray! It was that 5WW interfering with a perfectly good spot of carnage! Who let the dogs out?
Apparently you were not aware of the destruction and general carnage that can be wrought from one very enthusiastic dog.
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Old 06-05-2014, 11:40 AM   #2443
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Since the chicken strips were made from tofu, the ferrets become confused and run off searching for a soybean field.
So, you substituted my 100%-chicken chicken strips, ones that were fried up to perfection, to tofu strips.

*Solitaire1 sends a message to the ferrets, letting them know of PoohBear's action*
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*chicken extends a leg & causally aims the death ray towards a certain off-kilter scientist type*
*Solitaire1 pulls out his latest invention, the Reality-Altering Editor's Pen! He uses it to change the "death ray" to a "deaf ray" and points it at PoohBear. He is unable to hear.
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