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ShortNCuddlyAm · 01-04-2010, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

my age in years
height in feet/inches
weight in kg
are all the same digits ...

Erm - eat some more chocolate pronto!

vivaldirules · 01-04-2010, 10:12 AM

WANTED: Employer of Reader

Why am I wasting my time on drudgery when I could be reading for you! All you have to do is hire me and I'll do loads of reading all day every day. Just think of it! You'd have a devoted and reliable servant for this task. Just one thing: I read what I wanna read. I ain't reading your first draft novelization of the movie Avatar. Nor your frontier-breaking "New Developments in DRM Technology". Nor some vacuum cleaner service manual you're trying to translate from Chinese.

PM me and we can discuss my pay, benefits, and availability.

Sincerely yours,
VR

pshrynk · 01-04-2010, 04:26 PM

I have an opening for fill in for the laddy at the door when he takes vacation...

vivaldirules · 01-04-2010, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I have an opening for fill in for the laddy at the door when he takes vacation...

So, I could read while I sit by the door? And keep much of the $300 per "transaction" (ha!)? And drive your fancy schmancy BMW thingie once in a while?

pshrynk · 01-04-2010, 04:32 PM

Sure why not?

vivaldirules · 01-04-2010, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Sure why not?

Done! I'm on my way now. Well, actually, can we wait until after farking winter is over?

pshrynk · 01-04-2010, 06:05 PM

Well, if you want to drive the 650i, you will have to wait, anyway, since it is in the garage for all but really dry pavement days until probably March.

montsnmags · 01-05-2010, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Well, if you want to drive the 650i, you will have to wait, anyway, since it is in the garage for all but really dry pavement days until probably March.

...March...15th-17th...depending on petrol prices.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 01-05-2010, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Well, if you want to drive the 650i, you will have to wait, anyway, since it is in the garage for all but really dry pavement days until probably March.

Why're you driving it on the pavement???

montsnmags · 01-05-2010, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Why're you driving it on the pavement???

Well, have you not seen all the maniacs on the road?

vivaldirules · 01-05-2010, 11:26 AM

I was shoppping last night and found these. I swear, you can buy almost anything now.

Sweetpea · 01-05-2010, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slite

But I understand what you mean... It's a guy thing... we turn twelve, and then we just grow physically

Some do... (sometimes)

badgoodDeb · 01-05-2010, 05:22 PM

(late response, but I gotta say it) Ahhhhh, Night Court. My all time favorite show!

(Oh, well, there's Xena too, but let's not quibble.)

Wetdogeared · 01-05-2010, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Dear lord, the new Doctor is only three years older than me!

Wait 'till your doctor is way younger than you. I taught mine almost everything he knows. And I have to proof read his prescriptions before I leave 'cause he can't do sums.

Verencat · 01-05-2010, 09:00 PM

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01-04-2010, 10:12 AM	#2387
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	WANTED: Employer of Reader Why am I wasting my time on drudgery when I could be reading for you! All you have to do is hire me and I'll do loads of reading all day every day. Just think of it! You'd have a devoted and reliable servant for this task. Just one thing: I read what I wanna read. I ain't reading your first draft novelization of the movie Avatar. Nor your frontier-breaking "New Developments in DRM Technology". Nor some vacuum cleaner service manual you're trying to translate from Chinese. PM me and we can discuss my pay, benefits, and availability. Sincerely yours, VR

01-04-2010, 04:26 PM	#2388
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I have an opening for fill in for the laddy at the door when he takes vacation...

01-04-2010, 04:32 PM	#2390
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Sure why not?

01-04-2010, 06:05 PM	#2392
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Well, if you want to drive the 650i, you will have to wait, anyway, since it is in the garage for all but really dry pavement days until probably March.

01-05-2010, 11:26 AM	#2396
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	I was shoppping last night and found these. I swear, you can buy almost anything now.

01-05-2010, 05:22 PM	#2398
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,555 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	(late response, but I gotta say it) Ahhhhh, Night Court. My all time favorite show! (Oh, well, there's Xena too, but let's not quibble.)

01-05-2010, 09:00 PM	#2400
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